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Aug 16, 2018 11:04 AM

gutkhababa

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How to braid ropes.

All these puns are knot funny.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's knot that hard..

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 7

I thought it was going to take a dark turn like the rope becoming a noose but I'm glad it didn't.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Braids.. yeah... totally what i thought of..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're just twisting the outsidey bits and crossing the insidey ones. It looks much more complicated than it is in practice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 3

My penis enjoyed this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WELL ISN'T THAT A FINE HOW DO YOU DO!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat. Now teach me how to macrame a pair of jean shorts

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now if you could show me how to tie a noose to hang myself with, that would be much appreciated.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Braid it like that and you'll have the most fancy noose ever.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now I can hang myself elegantly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a braid new world

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I use this on my woman?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

favourite and forget

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out the youtube channel "TIAT" for the paracord version ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got confused, ended up in a room with James Deen

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can you knot?!

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

I cannot knot

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Sennit Braid...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you do that cool one with the knot and the conveniently sized head loop? Asking for a friend.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That seems a very complicated way to do something I have never had a desire to do

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unmuted?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SLOWER YOU SLUT please

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do this with bread.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. At subway

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bingo

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you do the knot at the top, though?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm knot going to tell you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...take two ropes and fold them in half, lay the loop over a rod and pull the four ends around the rod and through the loop.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What I need to see is how those electricians and landscapers get their extension cords in that braid that unravels when you need to use it.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's crocheting, basically.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called a daisy chain. What you should actually do is just learn to coil it correctly so it can be thrown.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I know how to do that, hard to explain though....think lots of consecutive slip knots in slip knots...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like crochet - make a slip knot, pull a loop through, pull a loop through the new loop, continue till done and pull the end /1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all the way through the top loop to stop it unravelling. /2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it anything like this? https://www.animatedknots.com/chainsinnet/

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, I definitely could KNOT do this. Hurr durr.

7 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 8

the capital letters help us idiots realise the pun.. hurr durr

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where‘s that Winnie the Pooh Meme with Rabbit when you need it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you knot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you can knot?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no I cannot knot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not knot?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0