I'll be honest, I am a whore who is 2000 points away from retirement

Dec 14, 2016 10:37 PM

ironyintended2

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Edit : Thank you fellow Imgurians. It has been an honor serving you. I now officially retire with this final post. http://i.imgur.com/GQ2nTSZ.png

Is it just me or this gif has sound? Great post OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will fly to frontpage faster than mama can kill a man.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here is a point for your retirement. I have made all my points primarily through comments. I have a LONG way to go...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you think you can post here and leave it to die? Ohh baby, just gotta get right outta here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Party on, @ironyintended2.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well done.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You had me at "I'm a whore"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alright

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mustached Freddie Mercury looks way better than not mustached Freddie Mercury.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is a thing beauty. well done, OP, I say

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"retire this account." I've retired one of those

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well hell.... why not.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheers on the retirement.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed this. +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This point-whoring is nothing short of magnificent. You surpass all my plebeian efforts.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brilliant.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen the whole thing but LOVE the premise +1 @op

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, I couldn't help signing along.

9 years ago | Likes 296 Dislikes 3

Everybody now : He's just a poor post ...etc, etc

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sign language

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What are you signing? Is it important?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one will be able to

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

5 months? I've been here for 3 years! hahaha.. I made myself sad.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Here ya go. +1. 471 to go, then I don't want to hear shit from you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Retire? Pfff, you'll be back within a week,

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As ironyintended3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

I need Queen Now!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Look son a legend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most appropriate response

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made this. Imgurite Rhapsody http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/U3OweHNn7y

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so you were the one who spelled frightening wrong ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

What is love!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Godsdamnit, me.... "Baby don't hurt me!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No more!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN FAV ME AND LEAVE ME NO VO-O-OTE?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I CAN DO THAT NOW 'CAUSE OF THE UPDATE, YOU DO-O-OPE! HAAAAAAAAAAA, GOT EEM! GIVE THAT UPVOTE 'CAUSE I GOT EE-EEM!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHEN THERE IS NO TREE-FIDDY MEME ON MY PO-O-ST?

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ohhh~OP~can't upvote this stuff, OP~Just gotta get out, just gotta get to the FP!!!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Do you retire at 75k points? If I knew that I would have started saving up long ago

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 3

You should really consider investing in a for up vote, k.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I wish I hadn't spent so many points on beer and hookers, but then I remember that'd mean I had less beer and hookers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sarah takes you out to a Farm for a "better" life.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I tried to do it in less than a year, but the first 6 months I just wasn't feeling it.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

My goal was just to hit glorious in a year. Did it in about 7 months. Pretty happy with that to be honest.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

My goal was the same, but I've gone past 100,000 now so I post pretty rarely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hit glorious in five days on my old account

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I did it in like 2 months, not hard, imgur community are easy to please.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glorious I got from one submitted original post, which made me yearn for the green coin. It has been the hardest 5 months ever

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Never had that one huge breakout post. I've got a few up in the multiple thousands though.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3