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My friend can be a little dramatic. Moving kids rooms around made an ironic post. She messaged me within 2.5 seconds to know wtf was going on... bored so I had a little fun. Before our conversation was over she had messaged 2 of our other friends to have them text me to make sure I was ok.
TacoAddiction
Do yourself a favor and download Google messenger instead of Verizon messenger
milofuzz
Good one OP
DavidBrooker
Repost with a readable sans-serif and solid colors please.
Ace4304
The actual real crime is the Alienware in the background.
bawtzki
Meh, saw this coming from a mile away.
browsib
A literal bitch.
ILiketoLikeThings
I'm proud I figured it out at "she was small enough to throw out of the room"
milkycow15
Done uglier.....
Solid5outof7
I figured it was a dog
milofuzz
Good one OP
PresidentJohnFKennedy
So you scrub out one "fuck" but none of the others?
leahmpt
Rips4w
Ive never had such an awful time reading a text conversation. It's like diabetes for your eyes.
PlantFarts
How do you get eye diabetes ?
Kichara
As a diabetic, I approve of this.
somadicouldspitfire
Why block the F bomb the 2nd time but not the 1st time?
SonOfTheShire
To keep the PG-12 rating.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
The real crime here is that font choice.
wabash9000
This
moosebutter
Agreed...
nemoe
Really? I wish my phone had more options than the basic blue and yellow boxes. This is cool to me
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
Depending on the type of phone you have you can download messaging apps. And they usually give you an option to change color etc.
sexualharassments
Hey baby
whatupmyknitters
http://i.giphy.com/l0MYur65UXXFWzA7m.gif
IDoNotContribute
Name checks out
BunniesinProfile
Yours doesn't
BunniesinProfile
Yours doesn't
metaphysicalburrito
whaddup striper
AlwaysMakesHaikus
My name checks out though / It definitely checks out / This a haiku
PotassiumUraniumSulfurHydrogen
But... It's not? I thought it was 5/7/5
AlwaysMakesHaikus
Oh Shit I messed up / I actually meant this / this is a haiku*
IDoNotContribute
BunniesinProfile
IDoNotContribute
What reaction does that convey?