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Jun 12, 2016 7:14 AM
KapooyAKapooya
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Dingdingturkeysdone
When you wake up and realize your sheets look like a murder scene
itsjustoneofthosethings
When you run out of closet space to sustain your panda collection...
DeepwaterJew
Go watch Kyle Kinane's bit on opening pistachio nuts.
ohohimwithstupid
This fucking post drives me crazy!! have a fucking upvote!!
AEvilNyanKat
"Everything" - Everyone, probably
Souljah42
No one ever intends on eating one chip...
VodkaReindeer
Does the umbrella thing happen in real life?
BreadInCaptivityBakery
Maybe it's just me, but the days I forget a towel, I just walk out soaking wet and when the cool air touches me it makes me feel tingly.
cmarks
OMG the umbrella one. Every time!!!!
impossibletrees
If you forgot a pan then you're not finished doing dishes...
dannywise
When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper tear and you get your fingers into your glory hole
thereisnousernameavailable
"When you hurt your pinky toe." ... This panda doesn't have toes...
dragonbhole
Never bored Panda
Respond
First world problems
MeisPip
ragingrei
Sounds like life is pretty good.
MuayThaiKitty
Paschendale
Who the hell showers with a rubber ducky? That is irresponsible.
ACheapskateFaery
ACheapskateFaery
ImOnlyHereForTheNudity
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Dedeurmetdebaard
Wat?
TheWolfofUsersub
I hate it when someone never fin
Meowzzar
yeah it's really
ilikewobbleboards
When you spend a fortune on baby stuff and then she fucking goes and has an abortion behind your back
landran
I mean why did I spend so long stalking her and raping her for??? AMIRITE?? I'll let myself out
Kylari
I uh....context? Story time?
bekkilouise
Duuudee
changedusernamecosmykiddiscoveredmyrudeone
Bruh......
imtheofficialhuggiverofimgur
Gives you a hug
Netfawks
What about the money you save from dumping that bitch?
ThamthonTheThaddutheeThtrangler
I always hate when that happens
Fachera
ruthbaderginsburg
That's called a divorce
B0ULLIE
finallyoneofus
Well that escalated quickly..
HeartOfMedusa
Sunrhae
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Terriblytimmy
Well, I guess you're working through some shit today. Have positive vibes, stranger. She ain't worth it.
B0ULLIE
She might have realized it was a mistake. Besides that, it's her body. Whether they had the discussion or not it's ultimately her decision
queenelizabeth
You should try that "dress up like a bush" thing from the previous post. Maybe?
trustmeimawhalebiologist
Hahaha!
OntoTheAnvilOfWar
yes, thats a little problem. well then you got a lot of gifts for upcoming friends that get babys
OhKingKoopa
I don't think the little ones a problem anymore
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
What kind of attention hungry asshole announces to you that they've got a secret & then refuses to tell it to you?
mycatToastwasafatasshole
You must not live around mormon women. They live for drama. (there are 2 types: super godly nice girls, and Mean Girls. No inbetween.)
FaceOfBeaux
codemister99
Perfect
Rozilla
"Hey Suzy, what are you doing Thursday evening" "It's a secret" "Come on, tell" And it's an obgyn appoint that they'd rather not share.
Rozilla
Or, "Hey, why don't you talk to your dad's family" "I'd rather not share" Cause it's something personal.
AtlanDaGonozal
How the fuq are socks supposed to move inside of the shoe o.O ?
EmeraldLight
This is my confusion. I don't get how it happens, but it does! It's just never happened to me so I'm confused.
AtlanDaGonozal
Maybe it requires a certain kind of foot. Maybe a special sock. Probably both?
leftbanana
Happens to me nearly every day -- different shoes, different socks, different materials, etc. -- doesn't matter, it happens.
EmeraldLight
So it's gotta be your foot shape, then?
leftbanana
Maybe, but that's how it happens
MotleyMaven
When a post promises 25 annoying things, and only has 24
fistermatic5000
Bastard
cjmod
Leaving the shower... and suddenly needing to poo
LetMeResearchThatClaim
When you have a googly eye and a dot instead of normal eyes
Dedeurmetdebaard
No, you're not making me count them! Nononononono!
MeAnd2Bs
I couldn't stop myself!! Can confirm...it's 24.
KapooyAKapooya
ScreamimgGoat
Maybe only having 24 is the 25th thing.
ASmallSockFullOfSNAKES
Oh
Kylari
I like the way you think.
JraphicPark
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