IsThatYouJohnWayneIsThisMe
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Jan 7, 2018 9:49 PM
IsThatYouJohnWayneIsThisMe
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intashu
Well I can safely say they didn't really teach me ANYTHING useful. And I would have preferred my school had trade skill classes instead.
SodaSamtg
That thinking about it was a sin. I went to a small Christian school.
OnismPiglet
Sex ed for me was them showing us the many ways sex could kill us. And now I am scared of physical closeness with others. Thanks school!
Cheomesh
I don't think ours gave us anything incorrect. It was a good school.
Censure
A dildo is a whale penis
bubbleteapanties
What?
Micetwin
That women would never have an orgasm. It was just a myth boys told us to get laid....
Wolvenlight
This isn't the strangest one here, but somehow I find it to be the saddest that a school would actually claim that.
goingcrazy
That i would get STDs and pregnant the first time I had sex and then pass it on to my child.
JimTheFIsh
I mean, that's technically possible, but I get why implying its guaranteed is incorrect.
goingcrazy
I knew that it was possible, it was just that this is what would happen the first time and any time after.
BhawbTheMagnificent
I literally had no sex ed, I remember something about Jesus not liking pre-marital sex though. Jokes on him, no one will fuck me anyway.
Killertortilla
That you can't pee with an erection. Like what the fuck are you on about I did that BEFORE you told us.
soggyscone
It's just not recommended unless you want to be washing down your bathroom walls
Flyndaran
I can't or at least it was always incomplete and very uncomfortable.
whatupcorgibutt
Sex before marriage would always lead to pregnancy and nothing could prevent it. Abstinence until after marriage was all that was okay
whatupcorgibutt
I kid you not. My health teacher in the 8th grade got in tons of trouble because she refused to teach abstinence only and secretly
whatupcorgibutt
showed us how to properly use a condom and the dangers of STDs. I’m pretty sure seeing all those nasty infected genitals was the only
whatupcorgibutt
reason only 3 girls got pregnant during my senior year. Most waited till the summer after graduation, which I’m proud of
Natsumori
Told my lil sis to clean her vag out with white vinegar with she was on her period. Seriously wtf.
jixathejinx
Lysol was once marketed as a feminine douche. Some women (foster mother) used it up to the 1970s.
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
That sounds absolutely horrific and painful and unhealthy, what the fuck.
BrokeGuy
We had anonymous question time and it was glorious
Wolvenlight
I would (almost) consider having to take sex ed class against just for an anonymous question time. That sounds amazing.
NuclearMonk
stavro05
Video showing sperm traveling through a Boys knee then through a girls knee. Thought I impregnated my sister at least 5 times.
MistressLyda
That got to be on youtube somewhere?
thingssomeonesays
22960556
I was told to use natural method of contraception... Teacher had 7kids. Guess that's was not working for him.
yourmomscheese
If sperm is exposed to air it dies instantly
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
That the average woman bleeds one tablespoon of blood on her period. Laughable bullshit.
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LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
Yes, same. I went from multiple super tampons a day to ultra thin panty liners.
Flyndaran
There is a massive amount of variation. But mostly it's tissue as it doesn't take much blood to stain the world red.
primetimerhyme
This is usually true for most women. Every time they bleed it’s around a tablespoon. It’s not a collective result.
tubbers06
What do mean each time? I don't generally start and stop, it's kind of a slow flow for a few days
Mehhhhh69
"Men can't pee with erections"
myusernameisntfunny
Was your teacher also female? Mine was and said the same shit
rollercostarican
i mean it's harder to do so
QuackQuackAttack
36 yr old male here. Never peed with a boner. Not saying it’s impossible, just isn’t a thing I’ve needed to try
wereisthewolf
Wait what?!! Is your school dumb?
Flyndaran
Nearly impossible for me, and even then very uncomfortable and "incomplete".
Iusedtohavenicelettuce
Where the clit is.
magicrhombus
My sex ed was good, I live in Oregon, they teach actual factual information in sex ed here.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
Too bad they don’t teach you how to fill up a car with gas
punkheadmema
That made me laugh out loud and I live in Oregon!!
taytay3
Lol owned!
KingOfAllPharmacists
That if you swallow gum it stays in your stomach forever. WTF?
aweepirate
That birth control takes three months to get out of your system before you can get pregnant. I can’t be mad tho, my 10 year old is amazing.
jsmi813
Depends on the birth control
MistressLyda
On the other side, I was told that my body would go back to normal after a month or 3 off them. Yeah, nope.
QuackQuackAttack
It takes 3 months for your body to return to normal. That doesn’t mean it takes 3 months to get pregnant. It is a daily pill... common sense
jixathejinx
That shit messed up my hormonal balance for years.
Stebbenwolf
That a woman’s vagina is like chewing gum and that it gets more disgusting with use. Even with safe sex practices.
Flyndaran
Nothing like literal female objectification masquerading as education.
Natsumori
bubbleteapanties
I forgot about this! And then telling us that when a guy did us he would be doing every guy we were with.
ZedaZ80
Gay kids take note?
Stebbenwolf
How deep does that go you think? Like if I follow the fuck tree do you think that means at some point I fucked Kevin Bacon?
Samshumanmaid
My county cancelled Sex Ed freshman year and only reinstituted it when the state (NC) threatened to pull funding. I was never educated.
UemaDD
Well sit back, because you gon learn today!
Moofinmahn
Same actually, in NC too
SomeDetroitGuy
As is common in American sex ed, none of my sex ed teachers or books ever mentioned the clitoris.
DanTheStanMan
Didn't learn about it until Biology 2 in college, and that's only because I found it on a fetal pig.
gohangasalamimalasagnahog
Ughhh..... what did you just say
EcchiOjisan
The what?? Whats that?
SwarthyBastard
It's a spot deep In the butthole. When you think you can't go any further, keep pushing.
twothumbsWAYwayup
Umm... no? no. Definitely no.
SwarthyBastard
''Twas a joke.
walkernotskywalker
A Gen 3 Pokemon
NOINITIATIVE
our sex ed teacher asked a room of 12 year if we had any questions; not knowing what to say we kept quiet, and they sent us to play kickball
NOINITIATIVE
olds*, I forgot the word "olds"
miggy372
I wish my class taught me how to please my mans asshole. I get most are straight but how to eat ass would have been very useful
ZedaZ80
I mean, some straight guys like it, too.
SomeKindOfPerson
Everybody has a butt.
recipe4icecreamsoup
This is really sad
soggyscone
But so good
AWalkingContradiction
1/2 That condoms do nothing to help prevent STD's, and the only way to not get an STD was to wait until marriage while marrying someone who
imkelroweridai
They don't prevent some (like herpes) also my doc says IRL effectiveness as a birth control is only 80% ...Viruses are smaller than sperm.
AWalkingContradiction
Also waited until marriage...
QuackQuackAttack
OTOH, the idea they prevent all STDs is also wrong. No help w crabs, herpes they’re only OK. The big one, HIV, pretty good
EcchiOjisan
Wait, you really got told that? Where do you live??
AWalkingContradiction
And the worst part is 13 year old believed it and it took until I was 17 to learn the truth..
Navery
Reporting from Florida: my teacher stated nearly the same. The woman looked miserable because she wanted to actually teach, not bible preach
bubbleteapanties
Georgia
AWalkingContradiction
Haha yeah, it was in a small farm town in Northern California near Sacramento.. It was more abstinence ed than sex ed.
SFMGifs
That would do it. Ours was just stds and what was needed to treat them. Porn taught me more than anything.
ElbowDeepInASeahorse
Texas
ImgeneralBennet
SamBed
Took me a sec. But this is good shit right here.
Rikuyo
What
Rikuyo
Aaah banana for scale???
ImgeneralBennet
You got it!
itsprobablysarcastic
my what teacher?
BigAZNMan
Sex, Ed. Sex teacher. Haven't you been to Naughty America High?
sombrerohorsewagon
‘Health Education’ class
quickhand
Found the American
captlush
Texan here. Closest we got to sex ed was a brief mention of STDs in Health class.
HidayatMariadi
Your Fed Ex teacher
itsprobablysarcastic
UPSex or gtfo
Kittyswitch
You must be from my part of Florida, where sex Ed is illegal.
Istealfromthefrontpage
I'm from AZ and I'm 27 never had a sex Ed class.
ralmoly
Same here! Never had sex ed in Florida!
FloridaMansNeighbor
We have Sex Ed in Florida! We combine it with PE... in the last quarter... sometimes...
metzershmit
Ours was like a 10 minute video and a couple questions.
WellBehavedZombie
I remember one semester, the PE teacher lined up all the girls on one side of the gym, and guys on the other... we yelled penis and vagina.
WellBehavedZombie
*note this was not from Florida, this was in Canada with a PE teacher that didn't want to do it one year
SomeDetroitGuy
Religious school?
rollercostarican
i went to a religious school, we had sex ed
USGovernment
I went to Catholic school...it was called guidance class
rollercostarican
lol thats funny, catholic school as well, we had a guidance class too, and a religion class, but they were in addition to sex ed.
IsThatYouJohnWayneIsThisMe
Sex education
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I didn't have sex ed, I had "reproductive health" taught by a "born-again virgin" who told us that 1 out of 6 condoms fail (dead serious)
itsprobablysarcastic
wha??
watthefrak
Wat?