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PoloShirt11
RADICALFREEDOM
We have flying death robots now.
Ledan
Us Swedes RODE across a frozen sea to attack the Danish. A million in one chance for it to work. So of course it worked once.
TooEdgy
Sans shoes
Glasgow351
Ho, ho, ho.... Bitch.
fitlex
Well that's not very nice
doctorbees
Well they should have thought about that before they implemented taxation without representation.
dubone99
Well, to kill the mercenaries fighting on your behalf while you sleep comfortably on Christmas.
BannedForNSFW03
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Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Hey that's my old post
RaccoonInMyPants
It is good to know that whatever the time is, there's an american out there... monitoring my internet usage.
anunimaginativeusename
The NS of A
GeraldofNivea
Don't mind me, I'm here to pick up the next monitoring shift.
MaxPowah
Is this the same as their "FREEDOM!" Thingy?
brucebernard
You have been at war your entire life, we know.
RagingSnorlax
Theyve also reposted
ElBivo
Unless Honey Boo is on tv and the McNuggets are warm, then all bets are off.
LinkInThePark
Don't forget the smallpox blankets
mineovermatter
That was down south
KrisPiasek
Yea, but still not level of Reich...
Hallonsmuudie
Learned from the swedes when they killed some danskjävlar!
szReyn
apologeticanadian
this fact keeps me awake at night.
JoeHarkins
especially if you are hired killers from some country against whom we are not rebelling. It's not personal; just business.
criticalPhil
Americans couldn't even beat the Vietnamese. I doubt we've too much to worry about.
mineovermatter
I think you mean France-that was their shitpile that US politicians decided we she be in.
criticalPhil
Oh they beat France also. But that's super easy. Took the Germans about 45mins to beat France on home soil.
OriginaIPoster
Except this picture is portraying our retreat from Long Island at the beginning of the war.
doctorbees
No https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Crossing_the_Delaware
OriginaIPoster
I had a book on the war that said the picture was potraying https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Long_Island#Retreat_to_Manhattan
OriginaIPoster
And then went on to say the picture was inaccurate so I guess you're right
doctorbees
Well the painting was explicitly made about the Delaware crossing, so your book is probably wrong. Sorry, man.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
I feel like America is that great friend of Canada's who subtly needs to reminded of times that didn't go great. Battle of Queenston Heights
mineovermatter
War was won.Lost battles are irrelevant. We just decided the frozen wastes weren't worth war w/France,an ally.
theCanadianmooserider
CANADIANS we will come and burn the white house down.
theCanadianmooserider
Sorry
Hoss1775
That was the British
Drewscifer
Especially if you are German https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trenton
DrunkKingOfImgur
Murica: crazy people who WANY to fuck you up
UserSubImgurian
Can confirm, American here standing ready to kill some limey bastards.
mineovermatter
Aww,not anymore! I like those limey bastards for the limey gin and tonic they gave us!
RV49
Come on over and have a go m8?
WhyAreYouASmugBellend
It was Hessians. You know, crazy German bastards like Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hallow.
Warhunterkiller
Proud to be an AmeriCAN and not some EuropeCANT.
Anorock68
shhep
To me, you just sound like an americunt, to be frank.
Warhunterkiller
Well now I'm triggered.
13thDukeofWybourne
I can't think of 2 other countries with so close a friendship for 200 years as Britain and the USA.
BalkanDude
Serbia and Greece. Since the 5th century.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
All those middle eastern countries seem like they are good pals.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
Excuse me, Canada? We're literally standing right here. That was so rude.
Lisossoma
Well, apart from the independence war, FDR had a plan to invade Britain before WW2
LongoloidFartExplosion
As a fish & chip I think we should become like neutral Sweden for the next 4-8 years, just so we don't get dragged into any Armageddons.
Attaroo
200 years? Well, the war of 1812 ended in 1815, so yes, checks out!
graygrif
Just because we weren't fighting doesn't mean that we were friendly either.
SManship
The British-Portuguese Alliance is the oldest alliance in the world that is still in force - made in 1373!
MikeArclight
and to think, this is how it all started
Prototype3773
England and Portugal have had the Anglo-Portugese alliance since 1373/86 so I'd say that tops it slightly XD
WhyNotUncleIroh
Yeah but they don't have the comradery that the US and Britain does.
WhyAmINotASaiyan
Well yeah, we aint gonna fuck with the other huge navy
Prototype3773
I get depressed seeing our navy now, what happened to Britannia rules the waves :( at least we have the best special forces :)
sprinklesmeow69
Meh... SEALs got UBL.
Prototype3773
Bin laden? The planning and finding him was hard, but it was essentially a compound raid, and most special forces could do that (1/2)
Prototype3773
I'd argue the SAS are better as the US call on the SAS when they think the seals can't handle it, or that the SAS are better suited. (2/2)
BangkokDanger
U.S.-Japan relations are A1
DrunkenWeasel
Mostly because we protect them. So if they piss us off they're fucked.
BangkokDanger
As a Japanese, we know. We got the message the first 2 times.
hereforthegoodies
Well to be fair Japan threw the first punch. Too bad they brought a knife to a gun fight
piedpiper89
Why do you have to break up with a JP girl twice?
Mugfan
Well, Germany was always the sweetheart of the whole world, if I remember correctly. But I'm not good at history.
HexLHF
Not since the... uh.. accident.
bobbyismoore
And the uh, other accident... shortly afterwards.
LowSpeedHighDrag
Nothing happened! We were on vacation!
mabalacat
WE WERE ON A BREAK
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
how about you guys never take another break? k? cause you guys took 2 back to back and things didnt go so well
nattfilm
Norway and Sweden <3 Finland and Sweden <3 NOT FUCKING DENMARK. (Sweden thinks to highly of ourselves, postcolonial thinking ftw)
Elesans
Perkeleen ruotsalaiset ei kukaan teistä tykkää.
nattfilm
Moi mukulat to you too, dear neighbour! :D
DeusExSpockina
It's amazing what friendships arise when you used to be the same country.
toku154
So Sweden and Sweden
doctorbees
[faint Danish crying in the distance]
Snowdemoman
Well, we are separated by the sea.
swedeonamoose
sweden and finland, 700 ish years of close "friendship".
nothinggoingforme
Yeah fuck Denmark right?
BattleSneeze
You speak our language. Come! Join us in the land of beautiful people!
justahumanonline
I can only think of satwcomics while reading your comment.
Friendlyfanatic
Is it because we have no mountains!? WHY!? WHY DO YOU HATE US SO?
BattleSneeze
Because you're Danish. I assume.
nattfilm
Because you let us have Skåne.
thebillyofthewest
Ya but we burned the white house
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
For those that aren't familiar https://youtu.be/WVC677-YmfM
ISayFuckAllTheTime
NEVER FORGET
DeusExSpockina
We gave you back the Resolute and you made a nice desk for us that the President still uses. I think we're good now.
kutison
thanks for helping us remodel
rabaal
So, you guys looking for work or...?
Stanistani
Don't get cocky.
apologeticanadian
Hell yeah we did. I know it was british troops who did this, but we canadians are still proud of it.
IAmLobstronomous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_the_Parliament_Buildings_in_Montreal y'all just like burnin buildings don't you?
VisualDepression
And then the nazi's fucked you up
Drewscifer
Britain and Canadian soldiers were not at the battle of Trenton and I don't think German mercs involved in burning the White House
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
You're getting two different wars mix up
Drewscifer
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Trenton
Drewscifer
It's early, I haven't had coffee but Washington crossed the Delaware to fight the German mercs called Hessians at Trenton
Icannevercomeupwithagoodorwittyusernamepleasehelp
It is and I misread part of the statement, still recovering from game six
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
Yeah, but we fucked up Montréal.
scubaru08
I'm from northern NY and Montreal can go fuck itself
PaulTomblin
And occupied Toronto for a week until the local bishop drove you nuts.
Khaotix11
Thanks. Can you do it again?
darearkin
... I'm gonna be honest. I've known several Canadians who'd thank us for that.
Fletch2
Me included.
darearkin
Is it sad that, as an American, I'm ever so slightly happy to see that Canada isn't all happiness and joy sometimes?
Khaotix11
Most of Quebec is full of anti-English asshats. Tis a shame though, Montreal is the least offensive city of theirs.
Fletch2
You'll be mildly shocked to learn that like a quarter of us are unrelenting assholes who give not shits about your feelings.