VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
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Jun 8, 2016 10:12 PM
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
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MikeBGetinHoes
ah noo
stayawhilestayforever
You had me at 3 gold and 50 silver
ermahgerdTERM
10 silver = 1 gold, no?
AyumiMelon
isnt a single gold enough for a poor person to feed themselves in game for a year....
Heartpierced
Gary Gygax! RIP
DeadVogonPoetsSociety
TIL Ringwraiths rent rooms at the Inn & like cookies
SoldierAndShiba
Awwwww Yus! Mutha Fuckin' D&D Posts!
Sammy473
I thought this was going to be a pedophilia joke
djxvillain
This is the best post I've seen in a long time.
SaltyInternetPirate
Video source for the South Park clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a3BGs1uxfg
MadCat221
#7 Show me something that beats this and I'll show you HATEFUL LIES.
EggplantWitch
Something like Insight/Sense Motive or Detect Magic would work better than Perception, I THINK YOU'LL FIND
thegameball
Take the Dispassionate Watcher of Chronepsis draconic prestige class and look through disguises/morphs without the use of magic.
TheMustardStain
Wouldn't that be an insight check, not a perception check?
ProphetTenebrae
@OP HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE?!
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
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InternationalNitWit
https://img.pandawhale.com/post-65619-south-park-tree-fiddy-gif-imgu-nh2Z.gif
EdyPaz
How do I find more of these D&D memes?
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Check my submitted images
EdyPaz
^_^
TommyChongsBong
Big time Tabletop RPG fan here; just snorted orange, not juice but actual orange, pulp all over my screen. Thank you.
lindisty0110
that probably burned a bit... this +1 for making me giggle at your problems will not help you feel better, but I do, so there's that.
arbanblade
Did not see that coming. Bravo OP
Zatches
So we're making these again... alright I'll go for it. Also dont give that Loch Ness Monster no tree fiddy
bibidybop
I gave'm a dolla
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
WHAT?! YOU GAVE HIM A DOLLA
AlexDuos
Is this a repost somehow? I got to the bottom to like it and already had.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
You dare accuse me of reposting this peace of beauty? How dare you sir! *throws glove to ground*
AlexDuos
Not to say you stole it, but that you reposted your own post some how. I mean, the like button had already been hit. It was confusing!
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Nevertheless I challenge thee to a duel. Prepare your bango villain!
AlexDuos
Well, I've had five months to prepare. I've lived a good life. I have no ragrets.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Stop stalling nave. Lest I beat thee without even a challenge
whatdoesitdonibbleyourbum
I gave him a dollar...
dEdGrimley
*Gold. Stay in character.
Solemnyc
SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLA!
whatdoesitdonibbleyourbum
I thought he would go away if I gave him a dollar...
Ifichaseitimgonnafuckit
If you give him a dolla he's gonna assume you got more!
namelessfish
Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Acewarren
Always upvote D&D
Jengu
I have been trying to read this all day (while working) and the pun has been so god damn worth it.
ckyorelse
3 gold and 50 silver, so 8 gold
Stalin4Time
What is that, 1 1/12 platinum? I don't use plebeian coins.
Treblaine
A lot of systems make it 100 silver to 1 gold as it's both a more representative price difference and more relateable scaling.
Treblaine
For example today Gold is £28 per gram to only 36p per gram of Silver.
ChireSenbonzakuraKageyoshi
100 silver to 1 gold. It varies on DM but this is what I'm used to and pretty sure that's what it's like in a lot of MMORPGs
nicholcm
10 copper to 1 Silver and 10 silver to one gold was the official exchange rate in my D&D table top, or though my npc money lenders rarely +
nicholcm
gave that rate (it was a campaign focused on the RP rather than the hack and slash) - Money Changers, not lenders
ChireSenbonzakuraKageyoshi
Inflation, what can I say.
nicholcm
it actually got so bad one of my players characters became a coin collector, to the point of convincing the rest of the party to do a +
reineseele
Question: Did the monster kill the girl and assumed her form or was it a basic illusion with no real person involved?
ProfessorKittyhawk
Doesn't matter. It was the Goddamn Loch Ness monsta!
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Roll for assumption.
Dexilan
Shit. 1.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
You assume the worst!
Dexilan
NOOOOOO!!!!!!
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Assume a Disguise self or major Illusion spell
MerToo
Kill the Doppelganger!
reineseele
So he didn't harm anyone and just wanted to sell stuff overpriced...would you slay a human for that?
PigeonPrincess
It depends on if I got a free box of thin mints or not.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
50/50
DarthFutuza
Roll to Sense Motive.
ProphetTenebrae
God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy.
babyjoker
it was about that time that i noticed the little girl scout was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the pezazoic era!
gyratinggyros
I gave him a dollar
MulliganStew
...he tricked me...
MrTylerWpg
Well no wonder he keeps comin back! You keep givin him godamn tree fiddy all the time!
WarfritLive
She gave him a dollar!
FlareonTheFalseProphet
I thought he'd go away if I game him a dollar
bigjake87
Damn it woman
papayasown
Awww nawww now it's never gonna leave us alone!
ARegularHumanWithAbsolutelyNoTentacles
My first thought was, "Damn, that's some expensive candy. A laborer doesn't make that in a month."
KillahQueen
Same man
Earan
At least in 5e DnD a labourer doesn't make any gold; coins are mostly used by merchants and adventurers rather than common folks or nobles
ItWouldBeNiceIfYouLaughed
3 silver and 50 copper more like it
Efreeti
But that would just be 8 silver.
AsianDad
Well if you consider how rare chocolate are in a fantasy world... yeah.
Veradux
In Pathfinder, chocolate is 10gp/1lb.
AsianDad
10 GOLD PIECES?! I can buy a sword with that.
gotchasucka
There are probably many imgurians who will understand all that. I'm not one of them.
Grayfox4
Have a downvote on me
Jaron58
Animorphs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a3BGs1uxfg
RagingAlpaca
GetOffMyLawnYa
Shame, shame, shame....
InquisitorGoldeneye
In South Park there's a running joke about the Loch Ness monster pestering Chef's parents for the sum of $3:50 in various disguises.
OptimusPantry
Well it sounds silly when you put it like that
Jaron58
TygrF
No, understand South Park ref (duh). But who's the old hippie with dork magazines and goofy dice talking to death and what's he talkin bout?
AuroraNora33
D&D
InquisitorGoldeneye
Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons & Dragons, you heathen! - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax
thejerzydevil
I liked these, hope they make a comeback.
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thejerzydevil
I remember, just like Pepperidge Farm does.
EzraFell
Roll for saving throw...
SgtEziosRequiem
*1*
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Nat 20
FestWestern
If anyone could provide me a link to any previous material like this it would be greatly appreciated.
thejerzydevil
Check out OP's uploads, I think he did a lot of them.
Squeezit
As I'm just now playing pathfinder for the first time, I'm beginning to understand these jokes. I enjoyed them before I understood, too.
moxymox
I skipped them. I stopped to read this one to see what I was missing. Will resume skipping.
imheretofuckspiders
You seem like a fun person.
moxymox
Sarcasm is the best.
OhMayoIsForGayos
I find them boring too.
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
Your wish shall be granted ;)
AlCpwn
Yes pls
mendeho
https://imgur.com/0eSfDir
peopleperson
Gonna need you to roll an Bluff Check on that comment.
Joksujuke
But..but.. that was a statement, not a wish?
TheAlmightyJesus
SonsOfMoog
Please!
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
I got several ideas saved just for this. I will bring it back I swear
thejerzydevil
dabum
This is basically how i looked reading this.
beerthoven
Looks like you just rolled a 20 for this request!
MrPowPow
VeryEnthusiasticWalksThroughtheWoods
I'll let you know when I post more. I've been brainstorming some good ones for a while now
Badger421
I would also welcome the chance to see more of these.
wavinggrass
I wanna see more... You just got visited by the upvote fairy.
DeadNotSleeping1010
Can I join the notification group? I'll happily trade upvotes... tree giddy upvotes...
DeadNotSleeping1010
Damn you auto cucumber. Tree fussy. Tree giddy. Tree fuddy. TREE FIDDY. It's ruined now.