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Apr 18, 2017 4:56 PM
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destructivemass
Or realise you have dementia.
quartermcpounder
Well I accidentally brushed my teeth with hand soap this morning. Mouth felt lemony fresh.
HumanBeingOfPlanetEarth
CookieJames
I once put an open can of cola in my bag.. Then forgot where I put it...
rustedlion
..I stick my cereal in the fridge after I open it. It compels me to eat more cereal so I dont waste milk.
Attaroo
There's no greater lesson in life than learning who you can trust. Once you find them hold on forever. My wife saved my life.
yeekee
when I was a teen I put orange juice in the linen closet and perfume in the fridge
edisonurmedicine
I think u should get ur brain checked
Affray
I like to occasionally put other people's things in slightly different places than they left them. Then I watch from a distance.
onlyhalfghost
A friend and I once turned everything in another friend's house upside-down (including his unmarked clock) and a foot to the left.
Janusha
Or my cock in crazy...
mireigi
Good. Keep your religion to yourself.
BadBoyBoris
http://imgur.com/zdHFLh9
wambu
Or belief in a free and democratic government the protects the rights of its citizens.
colesparky
I did the first two when i was pregnant.
cantfuckwithme
Just do what I do: cereal in pantry, keys in my pocket, neck in a noose
Theentirebeemoviebuteverytimetheysaybeeitfucksyourbitch
gamerman99
Lol
destroyyourself
Like putting the wrong material on the wrong meme
khalimwu
jokes aside, i think thats a disease.
jellotheautobandasisgud
I only put my faith into one thing!
and peer review
ExtraMeatPlzThx
Me too...until I had dissimilar views from most people in my academic community and they sort of kicked me out...
ExtraMeatPlzThx
sorry it's just a rant, I couldn't quite help it myself.
TimBus
At least it's not in your SIL.
PizzaGovorun
ChangeForGood
Very ha
scuba7jb
I feel so bad for pugs.... they're an absolute genetic disaster.
thedissident
Butters?
StabbyTheCat
I don't remember posting this!! I've done this so many times, the times I've tried to put the iron in the fridge, thank God it didn't fit!
Edjewardlol
There's a dildo joke in this post somewhere.
circlebreaker
You're right, it's in OP
Edjewardlol
"Great minds..", my friend ;)
WhyDoPeopleLoveToHateSuperman
One of these things aren't like the other things one of these things are depressing.
amoth
What about your D?
jangalangjangalang
i usually put my peanut butter back in the fridge after a long night of smoking hte devils lettuce.
CraftyCat
Or a snake in my boot.
TooManySharpThings
Plot twist: op named his dick faith
Zeroji
So, you're saying his hypothetical girlfriend is faithful?
Jelmddddddddddddd
https://faythompson.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/28242-faith-makes-miracles.1200w.tn_.jpg
LurkerOfDarkness
Have faith in me.
MissDashLisa
Then it would have been on the tiger meme
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Zetix11
Leviosaaaaahhhh
RevolioClockbergJunior
I gotta have faith, faith, faith
UnremarkablyInteresting
Or cereal
degenerator
Plot twist twist: Op's dick is actually a vagina.
SendMeASelfie
/a/EUztu
AsAHistorian