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Graceful recovery
Jun 15, 2017 9:02 AM
ashIG88
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Brickthedummydog
Pink shirt + stool was slick AF. Hes the real MVP
skydoosher89
Mr Grinch
niceguyted
GUYS GUYS! I know one of the referees in that gif! The one that gets hugged is my buddy Mark - we used to referee together 20+ years ago.
eLeSDi
The dude stealing a rifle probobly realy needed to kill someone.. From a distance
CatsDogsandAnxiety
fatherofhooligans
#10 Seems fake but funny.
AisforApple
You mean you don't just record your friends jogging on a treadmill? Man, my phone is full of stairmaster, elliptical, and treadmill vids.
NotAfraidToOffendYou
I've been looking for a video of that trackhoe doing that for ever
CelticThunder
That shit broke for me.....
fireeternal
I have a friend that plays golf, when i met him i was like, this guy must be high class or something, no... he's a caddie.
RoxanneLaWin
, Mr Grinch
mellino19
Is that an AR-15 in your pants or are you happy to see me?
nattyd20
WOO!
bisqwit
I don’t get #16.
Kangarou
Just Ric Flair 'Woo' Tax
JasonCO
Ric Flair is slick af
rumsoakedpyrate
+1 for the Nature Boy
Asdfjlk
+1 for RIC FLAIR
Ricksgiving
I fell on my face trying to put my shoe on today
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
Better than falling on your shoe trying to put your face on
EricFromAccounts
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Ashley Burch is too cute
Brawnydog
I thoroughly enjoyed the ones that worked yet feel that the ones that didn't hold the keys to the universe and I can't get to them
Chalybos
Refresh. They're worth it.
yourdaughterisastripper
My sentiments exactly
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
I can't load #2, that one holds the keys to the universe, I just know it
Brawnydog
Yeah I just know that big piece of equipment is going to do . . . Something. Just not sure what.
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
That roll kick ko had me all O_O Very impressive
inapropriatepost
I had to watch it 3 times to understand what she did. Clearly she could kill me before I even realize what was going on.
eetsumkaus
they're actually fairly common, the "smooth" part is how she rolls back into a standing position
futureman3000
She'll kill you six times before you hit the ground.
thefiresofheaven
Love #1 for being there to help the kid despite the fact that she herself could fall and extra respect for coming back from it with grace
FindusSomKatten
how did she help did the gymnast not have enough momentum or something?
TastyBrainMeats
That's what a spotter is for.
DonKeydic
Mr. Grinch
Dontworryucantrustme
what made you think of this? I had this in my head i thought it was just a coincidence and then i see this.
PlantyThePlant
Thank you. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this!
Dontworryucantrustme
ahhhh i just remembered how it got stuck in my head...the title -_-
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Ramos seems to planning out his next red card before the match
rob0tgot
Did he spit in his hand before patting the other player on the back? I'm not sure what I'm seeing in that one...
ButWhyTho
second guy gets skipped on the first go around. Plays it off
randomoverusedcomment
Explain this one please
ThanosCopter
Ramos has a habit of frequently picking up red cards.
bannyd
and placing them in the trash bin when everybody knows that shit is recycling, Jessica...
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
#14 put way to much lotion on before he went to the pool
Synthezorth
Old guy with the table cloth trick has sick reflexes.
eetsumkaus
looks like a father. he is conditioned
FisterMantastic
The ol foot save works once in a while!
ourari
Just don't do it when you drop a kitchen knife...
WarmGlowingWarmingGlow
Its saved me maybe a dozen cell phones at this point.
Vihvillain
That was some Jackie Chan shit right there.
CrazyCanuck150
Nah, those are dad reflexes.
Synthezorth
Lol for real
NitroCho
oh man... is Jackie Chan a dad?
NitroCho
Damn, he is! This explains so much.
postscriptcellophant
What's happening in the fifa would cup one?
MaceAries
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TheYoungGod
Watched it a few times to get it. Second dude, the one in the yellow shirt, went for a hand shake and got left hanging.
postscriptcellophant
Thanks!
TOMMOEX
Damn the slide one is slick
KapnKershaw
and fake!
Justmetoo
No fake actually, Its been done a few times before him...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8hSxkV5XiE
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tman12
Yep, that's the slide gif he's referring to that's so difficult to understand...
NoImgurImgurian
Right! No way he was going that fast off a slide! If he was i need to know where it is.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
And he faked it, how? ... *tumbleweed* ... thought so.
KapnKershaw
Not sure, but I trust my eyes and it looks fake AF.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
If you can't articulate what's fake about it, you're just full of shit.
KapnKershaw
Leave my bowels out of this. I used my trusty "eyes" and it looks "fake as fuck".
xMokko
tripped in the dark theater going to my seat. I was on the ground and replied "ooh, gummy bear!" everyone laughed so at least I have that.
PianoMan2112
I fell off a short platform at school; I propped myself up, made eye contact, and yelled "LIVE, FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"
snakejaw
And then they all handed you crisp $100% bills
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
Watch the 1st thor movie and when thor showed up with his hammer and hair I said loudly "WHO'S THE BLOND CHICK WITH THE HAMMER!" pretending
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
to be a little question filled boy saying that and the whole cinema exploded in laughter
SereniteeF
I would've been that one person cackling too loudly, and too long at such a recovery. Well done.
LordXenomorph
Watching a live volleyball game one time, saw ball come to bleachers, went to get it, accidentally step on ball, hit head on bleacher /1
LordXenomorph
Say in a painful butthurt way "oh this isnt soccer"
LordXenomorph
Forgot the best part, my family calls my Anthony Ballwalker now.
DontLookAtMyPenis
Watching paranormal acuity, sheet flies up while the girls sleeping, I say "bitch got impregnated" roaring laughter and people looking at me
DontLookAtMyPenis
Actually made me uncomfortable but it was good
yzmaina
At least they didn't look at your penis
DontLookAtMyPenis
Three layers of underwear my dude
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
I laughed, the crowd laughed, the projector laughed, we shot the projector.
CrystalMethamphetameme
It was a good time
calcleric
And then the whole train applauded.
Kaschosaurusrex
Are you sure it wasn't a boil?
NotAHugeSpider
"Oooo, piece of candy. Oooo, piece of candy. Oooo..."
MrsNedRyerson
my mom knocked over a mannequin at a store, so she proceeded to give it CPR.
idotherock
Haha
Kingstad
presumably skipping the mouth to mouth part
vanella
I wish my mom was that smooth......
Ablus
She is.
whatarehipsters
haysomf
Me trying to be slick -
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Fairdinkums
Lad
GrahamCanyon
That guy's feet are incredibly small
TheBufferkiller
I don't know, I think he nailed it.
IWishIHadASoul
nailed it
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Was the egg superglued?
capnsebastian
drunk af
BigRedMonkeyButts
ooh look a penny
youDontKnowMeByNow
what is he trying? :D
lilsteviebrule
To stand on an egg
YoungToast
to be slick
MonolithOfSexualProwess
PlantyThePlant
Eggs can withstand a surprisingly large amount of force when it's applied to a certain area of the egg.
PancakeFaker
A single egg can only hold just under 20 pounds. Impressive for somethong that seemingly fragile, but not enough to hold a person.
PlantyThePlant
Yeah, there was no way it was gonna work. I was just explaining his reasoning/motive.
dandydust
He does appear to be attempting to stand on the egg.. Though I wonder whether even the most balanced person could succeed here.
haysomf
no idea but it didn't work
youDontKnowMeByNow
But maybe it's exactly what he was trying and we don't understand this masterpiece
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
haysomf
valid point
Rakugabi
http://imgur.com/0QmLNmx
medsal15
flyingtallguy
I think he is trying to stand on it without breaking it
Drhoges
Keep your god damn hands off the pool table
TheOneWhoSucks
If you're standing within five feet of the table when you're not taking a shot, you're going to get your ass kicked in the parking lot.
FloodingWaters
What psycho assed bar are you hanging out in? That's not normal and it's ok to ask for help. You don't have to go back there.
eetsumkaus
I mean, they weren't even calling shots so...
razoree
z3lfmoord
What was he doing?
ohmegatron
I played with this guy who would chalk his cue by rolling his foot across the stick. Like bus that's why bar sticks are always bent.
Cataleast
I see these dipshits every now and again and my immediate thought is, "You can't play for shit yourself, can ya?"
eetsumkaus
he's the one cheering fat bro on the hardest. He's the first one to freak out when he makes the last ball
EvisTheCreator
that guy makes me so angry
circlebreaker
Animals! O_O
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
that shit made me so angry. fucking douche bag
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
I am totally that guy. A fair compromise is if they affect the shot in any way, you get to throw a ball down a pocket and take another turn.
Drhoges
It's not about that and I'm pretty confident I can beat someone that does that anyway
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Except it is about that. Games are about incentives and this ruins the incentive to fuck with someone because it might actually help them...
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
...it also gives an incentive for all players to keep the messer off the table, instead of just doing nothing because he's helping them win.
NePb
No, I don't want to play with someone that doesn't respect the game in the first place.
ReadOnlyMemories
Every time my mate finishes with the chalk he slams it upside down on the side of the table, leaving little rings of chalk all around it. :|
wherearemytesticles
Does anybody even know what the chalk is for?
PeRSCiTio
You rub it on the tip of the stick so it gets more friction, helps with any shots that aren't shot straight
ReadOnlyMemories
"stick"
wherearemytesticles
That was more of a rhetorical question, but ok.
FloodingWaters
Yeah, it followed the standard format of rhetorical by being an easily answered procedural question about a specific set of rules.
PeRSCiTio
Oh I'm so sorry, I hope you're not traumatised too much.
IPostedWhat
When the girl you've been talking to says she's only 16 -
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PinPointSnarkuracy
We would have also accepted "When the broccoli nice and fresh" PPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooottt
hockeyham
Then you realize you're 17:
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HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Fuzzerd
definitelynottheguy
ashIG88
hahaha nice!
yoshimitzu
that's legal in my country though
bendomino
Mmm... The land of chocolate... https://youtu.be/ZOziWm_MJ9k?t=25s
Bovisstercus
It's legal in my country to... but everyone would think I was a damn creep and I'd have to hide her from co-workers and stuff so...
LincolnSiixEcho
Ayyyy
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Treblaine
When she says she's here to pick up her kids:
iwillreviveoldmemes
But then your ass just really itch and there is no other choice butt to
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DrunkGermanGuy
In mine too, but still ...
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Jawsmine
Woooo Canada too!
FloridaMansSideKick
That's legal almost everywhere except in the US. 99% of Europe. Or was it 100%. There's data available on Wikipedia.
eetsumkaus
it's 16 in the US too unless you are over a certain age
Treblaine
Federal law and most states (like, 85%) it's 16, but only a few states setting the age at 18 means it's the one "universal age".
anhh67
That is legal in most states in the US. Age of consent is usually 16.
BeadyEyed123
It's not illegal as long as ayou're not in a position of authority over the 16 year old. Teacher, coach, etc. But...
BeadyEyed123
If the 16 year old lives with their parents, you're asking for trouble. Especially the older you are, and if you get a hard ass judge.
anhh67
16 is 16 whether you live with parents or not. Either you consented or you didn't. No consent is rape no matter what age. 16 is irrelevant.
BeadyEyed123
That's not what I'm talking about. It does make a difference if you live with parents or are completely independent.
BeadyEyed123
Also, if AOC is 16 and you're 15 and other person is 18+ that's statutory rape by definition regardless of consent. So 16 is very relevant.
BeadyEyed123
Parents often pressure their kids to change their stories. If you're 16 and are avoiding getting into trouble at home, you'll lie about it.
redditRocksMySocks
But do you really want to date a 16 year old...? Esp if you're at least 20.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
No. But what if I just turned 18 yesterday?
BeadyEyed123
Buy a pack of cigarettes?
ColoneISanders
I don't think anyone said anything about "dating"... *slides back into the shadows*
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DTNemes
Depends on his/her fidget spinner collection.
Scottchr
You, sir and/or ma'am, made me "snoot laugh". Thank you.
eetsumkaus
what's a snoot laugh? is it different from a coot burp?
KingKennh
So is no one gonna talk about the guy that slid across the water and got out like it just never happened I had to watch that shit 20 times
noctynight
Thought it was shopped at first. Never seen it in this kind of HD before.
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
been on here a few times already.
FelixG
It is a well known slide where a lot of people are able to do just that, so he has likely done it a few times, and the crowd has seen it.
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
it's cuz he can't swim
LongUserNameForImgur
http://imgur.com/MxY4F2c
shtposting10101
This is the most underrated racist comment i've seen all day.
radi0activ369
Its been talked about. still trying to figure out why he had to put his shirt on when he had it already on.
GaleZeSnail
At the end as he was sliding across the water. The displaced water going up and around him pushed his shirt up over his head.
Lionskull
probably got his shirt pull up over his head going down the slide.
PhysicsStudentAndFutureVillain
That totally freaks me out. I watched is like a thousand times and still can't figure it out...
pluto2
If you look its already over his head when he exits the slide. Probably was being forced up his back while going down the slide. So he prob-
pluto2
just put it over his head mid way down the slide and put it back on properly once out.
Haskuu
The water forced the back up over his head, he had to pull it back down after.
PhysicsStudentAndFutureVillain
Sure that shirt is elastic but I don't think it's that elastic. Also the force of the water shouldnt be that strong, otherwise he couldn't
PhysicsStudentAndFutureVillain
... Drift that far. What I would guess is that he just had the shirt on his arms an in front of his chest (so that he could slide better)...
EricFromAccounts
Don't forget this guy:
SupraLove
Guy was a badass
lethalin
CatsandDnD
Ma vhenan?
Alphonsevaher
I prefer to clip this one so that his final shot misses again.
Talmorean
The Blackfish. One of my favorite book characters. Wish the show had done him justice from the Vale of Arryn on...
maliciousGman
My memory of the early seasons is hazy. Is he still alive?
karateshark
He ded.
UmbralEntity
If you have to ask that about a GoT character the default answer is; No, no they are not.
BlueTigah
Unless I'm mixing him up, he died after the lannisters made a lord open up his siege (threats what not) most surrendered, he died fighting?
DanglyDongle
Show, definitely not. Killed by some Lannister soldiers. Book...I THINK the last we see him he is still holding out somewhere.
grinner
Wish the show wasn't a piece of shit at this point, filled with either logical inconsistencies, unnecessary rape and dick-jokes.
GodFuckingDamnitVanEyck
Yes, we only want the necessary rape on our shows!
grinner
*or
ColoneISanders
I just wish the show was back, in general. I hate huge hiatuses between seasons (or mid-season). Makes me forget everything that happened
KeeleonOhms
Dont even start Westworld then. Gonna be 2 years before another episode.
TheSpaceButterfly
Don't forget what they did with my boy Stannis. Absolutely unforgivable.
grinner
One of the biggest tacticians of his time, who walks out into open field with a weakened army and stands there to be mowed down, after 1/2
grinner
sacrificing his daughter (which he'd never do) so it wouldn't snow that hard even though the starving was their main problem. 10/10 rewrite.
EricFromAccounts
Eh. The show has time constraints and pacing to consider. I'm satisfied with how they portrayed him.
Talmorean
"Time Constraints..." AKA two chicks banging for 15 minutes while Baelish rambles on.
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
I love that, "I'm the smartest manipulator in the kingdom, let me explain my motivations to these 2 whores for no reason"
EricFromAccounts
Kinda like the multiple instances of gratuitous lesbian sex between Dany and her handmaidens in the books? Or Cersei and Taena Merryweather?
OthereWyrdmake
You missed the point. He/she wasn't suggesting that there aren't examples of sex in the books. It's what the show leaves out in favor of th