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ZamboTheGr8
muisverriet
Ayyy Gundam G
JestPilot
TastyBrainMeats
I mean...I'd be pretty happy to get a dick pic.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
DankS0uls
DocVolt
it's a win for me
Erkhyan
Remember: when someone says “Send nudes”, you are welcome to append “… of drunk Danny DeVito” in your mind.
BubbaRunski
People are weird.
Spadey
Bamboozled again!
ToxicMolluscinity
She gave him the old razzle-dazzle! :D
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
I can deal with that
Saucysauces
Raltsun
Joseph wouldn't be bothered by traps. After all, he did let two very masculine men give him wedding rings, and one of them even blew him.
RepresentativeOfNorway
The reason i have dickpics on my phone is so i can do that...
BobRossHB
Girls here is a tactic, keep all the dick pics you get then when you get sent one you don't want, pick one from the album & get ready 4 lol!
ProxyPlayerHD
why oh no? sounds like a win to me
Asdfjlk
the ol' razzle dazzle
DrOsmium
-Jaime Lannister just before getting attacked by a fucking dragon
Kinkyfuck
I personally love traps
eGirlPlays
Your name gives that away
Kinkyfuck
i wouldn't say traps are kinky, more like a preference
khineyy
A guy was harassing me for nudes, got a friend to take a pic of his business and sent it to the guy. Never asked again. Perfect solution.
spiderqueendemon
There's a sorority that pools all the received dick pics, compresses them and coeds then send the whole cock archive, as necessary.
spiderqueendemon
It is something of a nerdy sorority, as sororities go.
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
Or just tell him to fuck off?
khineyy
Trust me, I did. Multiple times. Hence why I used the word "harassing" me.
AGloomyYou
Yeah the word harassing implies that he was told no and insisted. Dick pic probably works better.
DefenderOfDog
If they look feminine enough I'm willing to pretend it's not there. Unless she was hung then I'd accept it.
DavidDireZebra
You do not understand just how feminine males can be.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Traps aren't gay the dick only makes it better
lamiavolkov
DavidDireZebra
Traps are inheritly gay, the name comes from them "trapping" men into gay sex. Trannies are not gay, though a femboy is also neither
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
No, they are called traps because they've been known to have bear traps up their poop hole
DefenderOfDog
That's sexist traps can trap a women too
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Fucking Sheik from Legend of Zelda
SCPArchivist
BurningChaotic
MadGhoulishKunt
TastyBrainMeats
I'm not seeing the downside here.
PixelSprite64
Saucysauces
JustPraiseGaben
UNDERST AND
jhs2595
cgimw
Kinda want to see it now.
jhs2595
Sorry to ruin the fun, but both the Felix cosplayer and the one I posted are both women.
cgimw
Shame.
NyanDroid
Women is good
superiorninja
Ehmm, can I get the sauce?
naoane
google images led me here: http://www.thepicta.com/user/ennefaye/1698627649
MayraV
https://www.instagram.com/ennefaye/
InfamousMacho
Doot
MisterOp
I'm a straight guy with a girlfriend, but I would
Nineteenletterslong
you would, but should you.
MisterOp
I shouldn't.. but *if* it had a vagina, I would.
notabrainlet
Would you If she had a top of the line boiii pucci?
DemographicUnknown
As a bi guy... [shrug]
tornadosandwich
Pretty sure there's straight guys into chicks with dicks too. Just like there's dudes that like being pegged by full on females.
ZanarkandAbes
As a fly guy... [shrug]
cardboardwhales
As a fly on the wall watching two bi guys jacking it to shemales... [shrug]
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
Now I kinda wanna jack off with another bi guy the shemales...
SoggyEggRoll
Any hole's a goal.
JestPilot
Soggy egg roll has the right idea. Fill me too
fnhngest
as a fellow bi guy...
SquidKun
Balloon shop!
tarataqa
Aren't we all bi to some degree?
fnhngest
ppl too. supposedly the majority of ppl have SOME sort of bi inclination however slight, tho, yep.
fnhngest
hm no not ALL i mean ofc there's some repression goin on so a lot of nonstraight ppl just lie to themselves but theres legit 100% gay/str8
tarataqa
Are you suuuuuure they aren't 99% gay 1% str8 and vice-versa??
fnhngest
welp one can always hope yeah
ProxyPlayerHD
being Bi is like the best thing ever, I mean you got more chances of getting laid than anyone else, and can go to both gay and straight bars
BYERE
Yet still I am single :'(
MrWoodchip
2 x 0 = 0
SL4pthePANCAKES
It's called a target rich environment ;)
DocVolt
instead I get called gay from one side and "gay still in the closet" on the other side
DemographicUnknown
Hang in there. I promise there are people who don't suck and will see you as you. It just takes a while to find them <3
thedutchknight
And everyone stigmatizes you because they will always feel like they can't provide enough for you.
nice2pleaseyou
Have my upvote, because the last bi guy I talked to told me the same thing
fnhngest
that and they think you will eventually leave them for the other sex, cause you're REALLY JUST [straight/gay] DEEP DOWN
DocVolt
fucking amen.... so true in my personal experience
fnhngest
sei italiano btw? a giudicare dalla history. anyway. yep.