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Aug 21, 2025 9:36 PM
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RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
#26 I lost my shit during that scene.
stltim
#4 all about dat death by snu snu
nopo
#21 This pretty much sums up that entire movie.
fknbastard
#15 my cat’s name is Mjolnir for this exact reason
Grevane
#31 I see you. The moon descends, and the Eldritch Hunt begins.
NorrinxRadd
#1 thats not at all how it happened. I'm mean, umm, yeah Galactus is dead, nothing to see here.
flukeysnail
#50 truth, ouch
Macetheace50
#10
For me it would be M&Ms.
Have you seen the prices for M&Ms lately?
euphoricopportunity
#50 okay, I am just angry that I saw this. What the hell, I wasn't trying to feel things right now.
OphelianAshe
I really liked the new Superman movie. Felt like they did it right
meagainstthem
#33 what is this? Like Silo?
dingofdong
#4 fine by us lesbians, honestly - even if insecure dipshits like that aren't interested in women like that, lots of us *definitely* are
RuthlessRuben
#4 Whenever this shows up, I'm like "Nah man, you literally made that up, nobody needs to abide by that dumbass rule you made up for yourself and your little group of weirdo friends who sit at home and jerk each other off over how manly they are and how women don't want real mean or whatever the fuck it is you do to cope with being socially stunted."
77thtimesthecharm
#13 P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE HOBBS (and Hook)
LivingDecomposition
#2 I have that Yu-Gi-Oh card
nomadengineer
#1 Galactus is necessary for the existence of the universe, if he dies the universe will end.
Clayman8
#45 i could show you but then id get one of "those" DMs from Imgur Staff...
ianrl337
I've seen #4 four times today. I'm not complaining, but I've seen her a lot today
Lovingimpaler
If true, paint me like a rainbow, I must be the gayest straight guy out there.
CeterumCenseo
ManOfEvil93
#2
deaconshadow
#26 so great. Mr Terrific damn near stole the movie.
invaderjak
But can entropy be reversed? /gallery/pvokGWm
LoopStricken
Maybe we could build a computer to tell us.
TrumpRapesChildren
Sure. Yportne. Doesn't make any fucking sense though.
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
Simple answer... No. Long Answer... NOOOOO
thesiser
That was a nice rabbit hole read, thank you. I think about entropy when the toilet paper roll starts getting to the end. Seems like there was so much there when you put the fresh roll in.
nopo
I like to rered it every so often. Same with The Egg. They're very nice short atories with interesting ideas.
Ree81
Insufficient data.
redsmerf
#4 Carrie June
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
My wife is gonna be so mad I'm gay. Shucks. She's also fit and, I guess it's because of the gay that I fell in love with her 15 years ago. On account of my love for men apparently. Being an alpha is so hard. Oh god I said hard. Help me I'm so scared and gay
redsmerf
Hmm, my sarcasm sense is tingling
hyjukilo
#45 - Vegeta. Bitch, he's adorable.
nopo
Vegeta definitely pulls it off really well. But I gotta give the Moon Tiara to Link. Vegeta loses points for not doing the hair.
RuthlessRuben
You're just mean because he's not a natural blonde.
nopo
Nah. Dying his hair would help, but he just needs to do the side tails and meatballs. He can have extensions to or clips or something to do it, but the hair needs to be right to get full points.
ADMNtek
#4
SackTheRipper
Its an amazingly beautiful person that has worked hard to achieve a goal. Glorious purpose!
CeterumCenseo
Ivain
What's not to like? I mean even if you're one of those types that isn't into muscular women, a toned torso is well within the boundaries of what a healthy straight man should be able to appreciate. These fucks just aren't willing to admit they're threatened by any woman that's not a fragile flower, fearing their lard-asses wouldn't be able to physically overpower her if they wanted to.
ADMNtek
Probably all those supposed "alpha males".
Ryebread91
#9 I'm a big star wars fan but I don't get it.
Jimbo64
Same.
Endocrom
Ep.II the scene where Anakin saves a falling Obi-Wan with a speeder, same exchange but swapped rolls.
Ryebread91
Thanks.
Makaveli616
#45 Vegita
nopo
Link. Vegeta also does great but loses points for not doing the hair.
notblubber
#1 So... Galactus consumes all the energy of a planet. Why would he need teeth?
Yuri909
Teeth are necessary for pronunciation. They are necessary to talk shit.
Oddmonster
So...Galactus is a cosmic being made of pure energy. He is perceived differently by different races, often in a shape that mimic their own. His true form is "A fireball of cosmic power, resembling a sun, an all-encompassing, all-destroying ball of energy".
CorGoBrrrr
Oh crap. So you're telling me that his appearance in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer... was a faithful recreation of the comics?
Fuck. I think I owe that movie an apology.
I mean, I'm not gonna. But still.
Bacxaber
https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Galactus-Fantastic-4-Marvel-Comics-perception-h.jpg