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Happy Canada Day!
Most viral edit. I love you all and I am not sorry about it. Send me food recipes and dad jokes
graehall
Let's go to the mall, today!
Parablelost
#7 If thats getting drunk in Canada, sign me up!
Table5
As a proud Canadian, I approve of this post. And I'm sorry if that offends you.
dababaman
CorneliusCornwall
Red Green is an international delight
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ken27238
LET'S GO TO THE MALL EVERYBODY!!!!!
massn3rd3r
I can always tell if someone is from Calgary by the way they pronounce it.
Canmoron
I didn't even know that people called it CalgAry.
tstark1223
I can't help but read this entire post as Bob and/or Doug McKenzie.
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Wanna a beer?
McKavian
Take off, you hoser.
BlueDrache
Eyes on the hockey. Good Canadian!
LimJayhey
BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO BONINO!!!!-Punjabi hockey broadcaster.
Spookymeter
"You're paying for this Monday," -every American
IndystarX
The sledding one is pretty much true. Last time I went sledding, I got ran over by a wooden slay
moosehortons
My little brother flew down a hill on sled and got thrown off and hit his head on a chunk of ice. Dangerous shit lol
triffintrile
My wife got PTSD when I showed her that one.
thelastpistachio
Except for kids from Vancouver Island or Vancouver. Sledding could only be a dream.
CanadianMooseRider
Went off a jump taller than 6 feet. And straight into other kids. Surprised none of us got injured
DavidBrooker
"The world needs more Canada" was Obama asking Canada to raise defense spending to 2% of GDP and deploy troops to the Baltic, by the way.
GreatWhiteNorthEh
He's not wrong. We need to spend more on our troops, including better support programs for veterans.
DavidBrooker
I'm not disagreeing per se, but people should know the context of his words. Moreover, veterans affairs is a separate budget altogether.
JantherCan
Thought the McDonald's board said 'beat the meat with a peach smoothie' at first glance.
DagMorn
the glove on the fence one is so true
JonTBirbman
Also makes finding your buried briefcase full of cash a lot easier
HockeyGuy1985
Canadians were a part of the invasion on Normandy (D-day)
SpaceballsThePerson
Damn right we were. My grandfather was there.
triffintrile
And I believe the only ones to complete all mission objectives?! According to the Canadians I talk to, at least.
CanadianMooseRider
Juno beach!!!
Beaverbait
As a Canadian; I ain't never seen a bag of fucking milk.
raidleadergutts
You're supposed to look for ordinary milk.
triffintrile
You need to travel more within your own country then.
JAFIOI
Also, let's not forget that the Holy Trinity (Lee, Lifeson, Peart) is Canadian.
Cklixus
When my sis went to Canada she came back with a pokemon poster (all 151 on 1), we didnt know the show till a year later went it aired on tv
CanadianMooseRider
I have a poster like that! got it when I went to see the first pokemon movie
Cklixus
Nice, for my birthday I got the first 2 episodes on vhs.. Played it over and over and over and over. Good times
AftertheRenComestheRenbow
We stand on guard for thee!
TrapsAreIllegal
And you call Edmonton a shithole because WHO THE FUCK TRADES TAYLOR HALL AWAY FOR FUCKING NOTHING IN RETURN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
GreatWhiteNorthEh
I loved Hall, but honestly, until we changed our team dramatically we weren't going to win anything and defense are like unicorns.
TrapsAreIllegal
Before Edmonton does fuck all they should decide what type of team they want to be. Hall fits with what I would like Edmonton to be. Aggro
GreatWhiteNorthEh
Oil were too easy to play against, too soft, we got bigger. Needed defense, got a top pair defender. Overall a better team than 2 days ago.
GreatWhiteNorthEh
Tamboulini was timid and wasted Hall, Ebs. Rushed Hopkins, threw children to the wolves. The rebuild started over with McDavid.
Eureka60
Canada has dicks too, don't believe their lies
triffintrile
And idiots, homophobes, and racists. Got good and bad folk just like anywhere.
TheRickestofMortys
You mean Scott?
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Yeah, the French Canadians
falcore91
On the whole war thing, Canadians might not start shut but they have a reputation for supplying great warriors. Contributor to Afghanistan.
falcore91
*shit
CanadianMooseRider
Ya we were called the storm troopers in WW2. We have a great force but we dont need to start wars
McKavian
I was military police stationed in Alaska. We had some SEALs come through while there. Heard one of them said 'Never fuck with Canadians.'
jayphat
Thay graffiti is bullshit. I think Canadians swear on a level just below Aussies.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Yeah, I would agree. And I love it
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Kids graffitied the local train station with encouragements to read more. It does happen (but yeah, I have a horrible potty mouth)
CanadianMooseRider
Ohhhh fuck ya bud. Especially when we go out for a rip
gavriloscharf
I think you're underestimating Aussie swearing, it is an art and they are Michelangelo.
moosehortons
Can confirm. I have a mouth like a sailor and am Canadian
McKavian
Having known some sailors, you have have incredible mouths.
moosehortons
I've maid full grown construction worker men blush unfortunately. Most likely because I seem like a quiet woman at first. Whahahha
moosehortons
Or made.... Ya know lol
McKavian
Now I am seriously interested in knowing more. Do tell. (I've made sailors blush with my jokes before)
GoodDieMostlyOverBullshit
I was going to say, how do you keep the milk fresh though!?! But, my son and I go through a gallon a day so I guess that would work.
NoForethought
Ya its meant for families, you can only buy it in 3 packs
mijiza
You just clip the edge and sit the bag in a pitcher made for milk bags. No need to seal it between uses really, but some pitchers close.
TheGreenHornet
I still don't get where 'Canadians have bagged milk' comes from. Only seen that in the states.
carolinaguuurl
No such thing in the US.
TheGreenHornet
See I saw them in Hawaii and Florida. Hadn't seen it before then.
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
I've seen the milk bags in Québec, but never in the states.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
I live in the US and never saw that. I live in Ontario now, SO and I only buy bagged milk
desertclaw
We have them here in New Brunswick.
CanadianGodzilla
? I live in Ontario and the most common way to get milk
TheGreenHornet
Ahhhhh ok. Western Canada, or Manitoba to BC, is mostly cartons from what I've seen.
CanadianMooseRider
only time i have seen carton milk in Ontario is for chocolate milk
CanadianGodzilla
That's pretty common, but you can buy it in bags. I dint think many people want an entire bag of chocolate milk
CanadianMooseRider
I can say that I know people that can do it easily
CanadianGodzilla
Is it you?
kanadiankozak
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
McKavian
Red Green for those who are not in the know.
littlesthobowithashotgun
Keep your stick on the ice
CanadianMooseRider
Guy is a national treasure and im jealous of my friend who worked with him a few years ago
jimwormmaster
Good news, the whole show is on YouTube! I still need to binge-watch it, but used to watch it on PBS all the time.
FishCanRoll
Could you link me? Ive only found shitty 144p videos
jimwormmaster
https://www.youtube.com/user/RedGreenTV found up to 480p there. Not full HD, but certainly better than 144p.
LMPhoto
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jimwormmaster
Well, if you can't find me handsome, at least you can find me handy.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
I was born in Mexico, been living here for a year now. I fucking love this country and its people
BleedEffect
Hey man, welcome.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Hey! Thanks a lot! Girl here... Though I always greet my girlfriends with "hey man" lol
thecrakaman
We love you back!
apolloin
I'm an Englishman, just waiting until I can apply for my moose wings and maple stars.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
<3!!
Fotostatica
Another Mexican here. Been living in Canada for almost 8 years now, no plans on leaving.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Está de huevos este país, y ahora q quiten la visa va a poder venir más gente a visitar woohoo!
CanadianMooseRider
ladykimchi
He looks like your PM but.. more muscle-y
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Hahaha awww
CanadianMooseRider
But seriously. Welcome to Canada :D what part may I ask
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Thanks! Toronto. Mississauga, to be precise! You?
CanadianMooseRider
Same area! haha.
cutepiku
One of my best friends growing up, her father was born in Mexico! Glad to have you!
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Aww thank you!! You guys are amazing people, really
cutepiku
Her dad was a great guy. When we'd have sleep overs he'd make pancakes with icing sugar. So you people are, too.
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
Aww!! Well, we do like our processed sugars so...
cutepiku
Dude knew how to cater to the small children for sure hahah
cutepiku
Also, it's funny you say that, since he worked for a candy factor and all.
howdoisolvearubikscube
Most of these were new to me, and I'm Canadian.
narr
The only one that didn't apply to me was the bag of milk. Since I live in Alberta
TheFrozenCanadian
I loved every minute of this
JayEnfield
Someone post the vibrating version of #3 pls.
Rivalyn
I didn't know about the glove thing, and I'm 32. Now I feel bad for not doing it in the past.
OldOddJob
I'm way older, it's for everything - hang it up. If you can't find a phone number wallets go in the post box. Phones get delivered back.
GetSchwifty
The glove thing is new to me. The rest are memes.
Urppa
Sorry for that
NotACreativeName1
Sorry
FecesAllMighty
The only new one to me was the bagged milk one
gayboyteddy
Yeah I read it's not common out east or west
taichanie
Everywhere east of of Manitoba I've been has had bagged milk. Also Wisconsin. Friends dad thought it was amazing. I didn't get the big deal.
howpunderfulweare
It's common out east. Bloody Ontarians and they're obsession with bagging that which should not be bagged.
Habfan18
I find milk not in a bag repulsive
ThatWasADumbUsername
Hey, it's easier to pour from a pitcher without having to worry about a dirty pitcher.
taichanie
How else is your Grandma going to store stuff in the freezer?! You expect her to spend money on freezer begs?! Maybe thats just my Grandma.
Gibblestick
I've been in Canada for 10 years and I've never seen bagged milk. I feel cheated.
CockapooLover69
You have, you just missed it by ALL THE OTHER BAGS OF MILK. Unless you live in one of the territories.
AFuckingBazooka
Sorry
cagedgreat
We used to have it when I was a kid about 20 years ago, in Alberta, but it's mostly an east cost thing.
BleedEffect
What the fuck where you live? Here in Ontario all 4L portions of milk are in bags.
julidecomu
Here in Argentina always we had "sachet de leche", i think the material is a little different
CantWeAllJustGetOolong
We had it on the island when I was a kid, so more like 20 years ago. But yes, it's more common on the Eastern side.
reddeath80
In Québec, I always buy bagged milk. If I buy it in bottle, it's chocolate milk!
MyChickenChowMeinIsPlain
Finally a qc representative
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It's an Ontario thing mostly.
kit07
And NS, (Nova Scotia) at least in the 90's
Raissa
I'm in NS and bagged milk is all I buy!
usernameavailabletoday
not at all. Quebec is full of it. BC also. Yukon, east provinces.
WaterBendingBiatch
Pretty popular for families in Quebec as well.
ClemantTheGymLeader
It's everywhere in Toronto
AnHour
N.B. has it as well.
Rand0mP3rs0n
It is mainly just eastern Canada, like manitoba or ontario and over. We have it here in NB
triffintrile
A student asked for advice on a paper topic. Her prof was Canadian. As a joke said, "bagged milk." She wrote an amazing paper on its history
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Nova Scotia here and we only buy bags of milk. We have a small plastic carton we keep the bag in once it's open
VulpesIncendium
LIES! We have bags and cartons and jugs. As a westerner who moved east, I refuse to buy the bags.
BleedEffect
Why? I kind of understand if you're not a big fan of milk and don't drink it too often.
Frostkyte
So why not just sell it in a carton then?
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Perhaps it's easier for recycling.
OldOddJob
See common sense. I haven't seen a milk bag in BC in forever.
HiddenSanity
You must be west of the shield, then.
apolloin
Yup! There's none in Calgary, where I live, either.
DavidBrooker
Definitely mostly a central Canada phenomenon.
howdoisolvearubikscube
My parents always buy it here in Nova Scotia
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
I live in Mississauga and we just bought our three bags of milk
ZackNR
Any news on the explosion?
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
They found another body :( not much else though
roflsnake
Where the hell do you live, Yukon?
usernameavailabletoday
even there, I was using it...
Gibblestick
Vancouver Island. Maybe I have seen it and just not realised what it was.
goflyblind
i don't think island farms does bagged. dairyland might, though.
mommylupul
Lived all over Canada, live in BC now. Hard to find bagged milk here but it's out there. Hard to find un-bagged milk in Nova Scotia.
SerythValker
I'm on the Island too, never seen em. I think it's mostly Ontario and such. You might find it in specialty stores if you look around.
querolasaberdisso
Forgot to Apologize.
GetSchwifty
Its them crazy easterners. MILK GOES IN JUGS YOU CRAZIES! And these are the people running our government.
Markuspsyches
Why of course you have to put the bags in a jug before cutting off the corner, otherwise they just leak everywhere. crazy westerners.
Zeitta
Its mostly a quebec and ontario thing i believe, here in alberta you dont find it anywhere
NotAnActualCannibal
you don't have bagged milk in the west, eh?
GuyFieriIsMySpiritAnimal
New Brunswick area as well...it's pretty much everywhere east of Manitoba
CanadianKnowledgeMachine
Can confirm, live in Ontario and Quebec. Only see non-bagged milk in convenience stores. And sorry, buy bagged milk is best.