Ocelot vs. Crab

Mar 17, 2019 5:43 AM

FrozenFoodGuy

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A mighty Ocelot takes on a small crab

Thank you @keichimaru for providing the source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgTdsKD-GhE

I love how she is just as freaked out when the crab gets her new human friends finger

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“Duude! What are you doing? That shit’s scary” - the ocelot

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Babouuuuu!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can’t serve you mate, you’re already walking sideways

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Baboo, you fox-eared asshole!

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

OCELOOOOOOOOOTTE!!!!

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Babou, you fox eared asshole!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He is almost minus one finger

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BABOO!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This dude has some weird stuff v

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Coyote Peterson is always fun

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I like how the dude is talking to the ocelot, like, DO YOU SEE THIS CARL YOU DO NOT TOUCHY THE CLAWS, OKAY!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I do not like the angry rock"--that ocelot, probably

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah, the young Ocelot versus Snake.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Brave wilderness YT channel is amazing specially his “sting zone” where he climbs the pain index with the most painful stings ever!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And thanks to the power of word-association, the title made me imagine Revolver Ocelot VS the Crab Rave crabs.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ofc Coyote tries to get bitten!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so she can take a good pinching better than her ocelot?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

BABOU! SERPENTINE!

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Ocelot... it's a CRAB BATTLE!

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Legendary hero.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look so those claws! They could tear a tank apart

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Got my knife!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit that takes me back.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OOLIIIOOOOLIIIOOOOOOO

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a man crush on Coyote.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay coyote peterson is so great

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Came looking for this comment.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look out boys, he's crepuscular!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whenever I hear or read the word Ocelot, this episode is what I think of.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

HE REMEMBERS ME!

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Haha he thinks he's people!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Seriously should get him some toys or a tire swing. It's like meowschowitz in there.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Meowschwitz* Eric Cartman pronounces it with three syllables but there's only two

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cartman has no respect for industrial scale murder.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

This is the one line in archer that still makes me laugh until I cry, regardless of how many times I’ve seen it. Take your upvote

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I peench

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, back off. I don't wanna get pinched.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to be his friend.. either one...

7 years ago | Likes 352 Dislikes 1

I've watched some of this guys videos, now I'll admit I'm weird, but this guy's a bit too odd for my tastes. Just look at those spots.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend!!!

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Better have a tiny friend crab than a GIGANT ENEMY CRAB. I always say.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Giant friend crab is best, though.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A giant fan is best, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats the crab is your friend

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Congrats you've got crabs

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

LOL hahaha this made me chuckle just now. Nice

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Uhh

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dere you see her...sitting dere across de way...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the guy who voluntarily gets stung by several of the most painful insects.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah but he seems to have diversified a lot with the success he's gained.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today, watch me being devoured by a Sumatran tiger!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Be brave. Stay wild! We’ll see you on the next adventure!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My kids love his videos, so I definitely heard his voice while reading this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kids do too!

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