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Apr 17, 2020 12:06 AM
BodaciousMilkMan
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MEATLIFTER
Stage 11 cancer is no joke
freakstate
This seems fAke
HumanFromPlanetEarth
wylwrk
I love these fake exchanges.... not.
TehDude333
This is what dealing with FloridaBoomers is like, across ALL INDUSTRIES. It drives us insane.
MisterMcDerp
I refuse to believe this is real
DUCKFORABUCK
pdunn32
This is last minute, but can you change your entire business to accommodate my entitled sense of self?
stolenkiss37
Forget civil you have to draw a line. “I’m sorry but I can not help you.”
rumandbass
These can't be real conversations. I see these all the time.
colinambulance
itsahorse
As soon as a customer mentions a better alternative, you say "Ok, good luck with that."
scooterthepolluter
Today on Text Conversations That Never Happened..
trinityj1
You've never worked in service have you
Fatneilandtheswordofdukane
This can’t be real
Fatneilandtheswordofdukane
Sauce?
MrTrevorBelmont
I would’ve been done at “little upset customer”...sounds like a Karen to me
captaingrump
45 a day is super cheap for dog boarding lol
ToastDNA
Stage 11 cancer sounds serious.
FiveEalsInASuit
stage 11 is basically the final battle in akira
ArthurT
Stage 4 is a week, Stage 5 is drop them off at the morgue, they will not make the trip. Stage 9 is they have formed a Horta...Stage 11? wtf?
BeeDizz
I love people who say "I could do" this, or "I could do" that. THEN DO IT! What are you calling me for?
donteatlegoplease
Yeah people complain to my work -- "it's way cheaper at X!" After they've ordered, and the item is being delivered. SO WHY'D YOU COME TO US?
Chunderchucker
Choosing Beggar stories are like chicken soup for my soul, even though they are probably BS
FiveEalsInASuit
Yeah, soup is bullshit. It's not really a food, not really a drink. Its like a gross hot smoothie. straight up fuck soup conceptually.
Chunderchucker
Blended soup is amazing like potato and leak... watery soup with floatie bits like minestrone can get stuffed
indigoaura74
Let me tell you something. Working in customer service myself, I hear adult tantrums like this all the time when they don’t get their way.
AvgWhiteShark
"This isn't a discussion. I'm not lowering my rates. You're emergency is not my own. Have a day." Stop replying to negative messages.
bluemagister
*Your
AvgWhiteShark
Thanks. I hope I can return the favor soon.
NotHarry2times4
Stage 11 cancer? Dear god! Sure the dog sitter cant say no to that. Why that's almost stage 12!!!!
ravenfool
That's if the twat lady understood the XI part. Probably went over her stupid head
MrBigMcLargeHuge
The dog sitter is the one who joked that her mom has stage 11 cancer
LosPer
But my cancer goes to 11....
Kazpur81S
That breed of dog told me everything about it’s owner.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
What does that have anything to do with it? Cunts are cunts, and cute dogs are cute dogs.
KnucleheadFlow
Usually not a big fan of dogs like that but this one I like for some reason. He is cute. Hope she treats him better than she treats people
teh0khardic
Doubt it
ArthurT
I thought it was the dogs sex that nailed it.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
What an absolute bitch.
goforthandconquer
so much so that i doubt she exists. reads like a troll.
Exowe
That's a male but I agree he's a cute dog, too bad his owner is a cunt
SkyrimForTheDragons
It's for CHURCH, honey. NEXT!
Orcus424
It's fake. Check out r/ChoosingBeggars to see formulaic posts everyday. Also people complain that all artists should all be paid more.
yomahnn
I don’t disagree that it feels formulaic. However, I know from experience “buyers” reaction is a pretty common one.
TheUsernameFormerlyKnownAs
This just in: people are douchebags! More at 11.
Infinias
More? What's the other news? Water is wet, gravity pulls things down mondays suck?
ChallengerDeep
SOME people are douchebags. Others don't aspire to rampant douchebaggery for personal benefit. Some are very impressive human beings.
ArthurT
"When you get back, you can pick your dog up from the pound."
semiAnonymousMe
"This is not a charity" she says literally right after asking for a discount for similar reasons.
bluemagister
Most people react rather than think.
Lightshadow688
It's almost like it never happened
Boopbeepbeep
Self awareness and critical thinking are lost arts
boiphamet
"Stage 11 cancer" lol I think she said that to make a point
secretdpp
She's cheating by multiclassing different cancers
boiphamet
Fucking monk tortles
notme222
I love how smoothly she transitions from "If you want your business to be successful..." into "You don't even need the money!"
deepthought64
And also from "you should be nice to me" to "I don't wanna be nice to you"
Dionysus187
people get fucking crazy when they think they found a 'good deal' and it turns out to not be true or what they expected.
PictureArchiver
In what place in America does the phrase “You don’t need the money” even apply?
Dagordae
Trust fund kids?
Renzworth
Congress talking to essential workers
lifen
In what place in the world does it apply?
011100000110100101100101
In France if you get accepted into their version of ivy league, not only do you go for free, you get paid a monthly stipend.
m6514309
Your grave.
NoFuxToGive
Conversation lasted way too long.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
"if you can find it cheaper than I recommend you go with them" is always my answer. They never have anyone cheaper.
Orcus424
r/ChoosingBeggars is full of fake text message conversations like this. That subreddit has really turned to garbage recently.
Duros62
Yeah, but the stage XI cancer was a nice touch.
summershank
Lessons learned with age. As a 30 year old ex-freelancer who was burned I made this mistake
WhoCaresMan4realz
I would have stopped responding at: you should check your fb haha
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Why? The longer it continues, the more fake internet points you can juice out of it!
derfisher
"Is your daughter sick from your bullshit?"
Lmdsmad
This seems plausible at least.
InfocalypseRising
I feel like in this situation I'd draw it out just to post it and be like "yo check out this asshole"
butterflybuttler221
I definitely do that. It's like therapy
Orcus424
A lot of the fakes go for the 'See you on r/ChoosingBeggars'. Guaranteed fake garbage. Normal people just block and move on.
Duros62
Isn't that what we're doing?
QuitLookinAtMineAim
When I get about 4 replies past reasonable I just assume it's made up
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Oh, this is entirely realistic. The freelancer just didn't have the sense to block them early
drunkpanther
You have never freelanced, I would think. Everyone thinks they’re the Trump of bussiness, but they are actually the Trump of bussiness.
LuminoZero
The first Trump comment in a long while to actually make me smile. Bravo.
Lmdsmad
That was a good one.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
I'm not sure what you mean, but no, I'm not a freelance writer. However, I do know how to spell 'business'.
drunkpanther
English is my second language, and I always struggle with some of the words.
lizardbones
Heh
scroobiusgav
This is gold +1
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
but it's fun, jan
dragonblacklazer
Understood that reference.gif
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
It's fake. No dog sitter BOARDS on a Holiday last-minute for $45, and at that price is DEFINITELY not providing 3 walks.
shadowskies
My roomie and I did rover, and our rate was $25/night before we realized it was way low. $45 is the higher end, but we still got bookings.
shadowskies
Dogs all got 4-5 walks per day, because I took early morning and late evening, and my roomie was jobless and wanted a hiking buddy/dog.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
$40 a normal night is completely normal. It’s NOT a normal holiday rate, though, let alone last-minute holiday booking for a service she 1/
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
doesn’t USUALLY provide, which of all things is boarding and the most risk for last minute clients. It’s nonsense. 2/2
4charactersorlonger
What the hell is wrong with people!?!
NotHerrVonClaussen
They're bastard coated bastards with a bastard filling.
Drewcifer70
Indeed
Flabort
I know that reference but don't remember where from at the moment. Dr Who? IT Crowd? Something british, fairly sure.
inb4thewar
Scrubs
PrincessLeliana
Wow that dog owner is a cunt. Buy the fucking dog ticket then bitch
Sm9yCg
The dog will probably just run away first chance it gets.
oldshot
I'm reading two bitches need to go to Florida ....and stay.
bloodydingo
This made me laugh. Using her "the dog ticket." I like your style.
thomerow
Assuming this is not fake, I'm so sorry for the other people in her life who have to put up with her (husband, children etc.)
PearjuiceATX
Go to another boarder for $15/day
DreadPierateRoberts
I would not trust that boarder
NateintheNorth
Yeah I don't get this mentality, I see it at my hotel sometimes. "X is charging $Y less!" ...why are we still talking then?
JohnnySilverballs
Because "X" isnt real. They're just trying to sucker the sitter into charging them less.
NateintheNorth
Right. So stop talking to me lady. Pay the price or hit the road.
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Obviously
Z3r0fux0r
Or they missed the deal because they procrastinated and didn't make a reservation lol