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Mar 24, 2026 5:14 AM
P0sit1veTh0ughts
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petonious
#10 You know how this happens right? Right?
BansheeLabs
The one with murdery kids. Top left is clearly drumpf. drumpfs and Heinzes are from the same village.
Protoplastico
#32 "Give my forehead one big eyelash!"
cosonfused
#29 "we don't need a cure, we're perfect" said the woman who makes clouds to the girl who kills everyone she touches.
gumblemuntz
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs being pulled by a speedboat? Skip
reurra
#12 The north american Fisher is this thing's cousin and just as bad ass.
Fevley
#34 It’s those adult teeth of theirs, makes the whole face uncanny
PostHartmann
#2
Wasnbo
#7 There's a little more to the comic. After getting stomped by the draugr, they make a new character who "doesn't talk much" but they're jacked as fuck from leveling combat skills.
spontaneous9
#45
All systems are GO
RavennaMagnus
My favourite version of this meme is, “you think I’m strapped in for MY safety?”
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
#1 It was Bob. He knocked with something else.
Imalwaysready
#10 Ah, yes…the deer in the headlights look of sheer terror that you can later pretend was a combination of shock and being overwhelmed by positive emotions. I know it well.
WienerBeener
#28 Natural. Born. Killer. (I'll take him)
chackstar
#35 Woof, woof?
What’s that Lassie? Billy feel down the well, broke his leg and needs a cast?
Woof!
Waschbaerkoenig
#24 Accurate
nevercompromisenoteven
That hair did not look like that because of shampoo, Fabio would have been a better choice.
DrDadJokes
could still be bob if he knocked with other limbs
Lombax369
#10 The face that says "I need to start fucking the neighbour's boy more often... can't get him pregnant, no matter how hard I try" -- Note: In this context 'boy' refers to an early 20s twink, not a child. It's an adultery joke nothing bad.
freeloaderr
It’s not bob who?
BoredLyron
No, Bob Who's on second.
Imalwaysready
#8 Hey, that kind of looks like the monster in The Ritual. Mediocre movie, but one of the best monster designs of the last 25 years, hands down (pun intended).
nation543
#1 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Mat
What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto
ChazzK
#7 This is... actually a better explanation for "enemies spawn based on player level" than any actual in-game attempt. Ever.
denshigomi
Only if you accept that all enemies start their training at the same time as the protagonist.
ChazzK
I didn't say it was PERFECT, I said it was BETTER. See also: "these four different D&D species have completely different life cycles, that one only lives 30 years, this guy lives 500 without outside aid. The elf is older than the kobold's grandfather. You are all young-adults and will go level 1 to 20 in the same time frame."
Imalwaysready
#5 What the hell rounds is he firing to give that much kick in that rifle (and his died he hit anything)?
Also, was totally expecting the baby to come up with the rifle after the mom.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
That’s exactly what happens. Someone posted the video in my comment apologizing it didn’t load correctly.
petonious
#32 If your pride makes you go out in public like this then you NEED drugs. And maybe therapy.
Jimthebutler
You cant pet bears... if you're a coward.
HillOfBeans
Those ones might be drunk if the apples have fermented. Bears are happy drunks! Get right in there and cuddle.
onecowboytoo
You can pet any animal. The secret is to sneak up behind them and pet them right above the tail and butt. No animal can resist that.
PrincessConsuelaBananaha
But you won't.. no balls 😜
grandfalloon
Like I said. No. Balls. Hey, I'm spinnin'!
P0sit1veTh0ughts
#5 This one didn’t fully load, sorry about that. Are we back to 1 min limits?
RuneKatashima
This dude's recoil would miss every shot.
UNHchabo
If you go over the limit it just refuses to upload, rather than cutting it off. I just tested, the limit is still 3 minutes.
Have a 2.5 minute clip from last month in the australian Supercars series.
MichikoTheJungleFox
Too bad. I wanted to see what happened next lol.
AlexSomething
Got you: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oLOQz-5vo9s
Source is CrackerMilk on YT.
MichikoTheJungleFox