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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inope296XjQ
Oct 9, 2020 11:13 AM
BaradaNikto
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inope296XjQ
Mythmatic
Why does Mitch's own words put his face to sleep?
IG1Fields
A turd that refuses to go into the septic tank because it’s too turdish? That is not going to please the Turd King. He’s still a turd though
DukePhelan
If anyone 'deserves' covid-19 its these trump supporting assholes that have enabled things to spiral out of control for political gain.
DoEpicStuffVIVibes
Of course now he’s pandering.. dirtbag
Onlyforthiscomment
He is the worst, just the worst
Reimmop
This Idiot runs the senate. HOW ABOUT YOU DO SOMETHING?!?! Issue a memorandum to support wearing a mask! Something. Easy win ffs
tacosmckinsey
If Moscow mitch is avoiding the White House you know it's bad.
TheMershedPerderder
So he just sucks Trump's dick through a gloryhole. The job still gets done.
MajinBuunana
Fellow Kentuckian here and unfortunately while the 40 and below crowd seem to overwhelmingly want Mitch out a lot of older people keep him.
Thelrishlnquistion
Irishman here; why’s your state full of so many cunts?
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Until Mitch openly supports Biden and abides by the sayings of himself in 2016 on the SCOTUS nomination, his words mean nothing.
WehWehWeh
Turtles can get Covid?
MellifluousJoker
Looks like he's had it for 2 months. The manky turtle lookin' bitch. What a shame he hasn't.
Thelrishlnquistion
Because he didn’t impeach he’s why Trump remained. Therefore he’s directly responsible for all the Covid deaths. Every single one of them.
amop
So he’s admitting to knowingly impeding corona relief efforts
Mustakraken
... he *ran* their entire Senate campaign since 2010 on the "impede Obama and destroy all that he created" platform. He's a monster.
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
I mean, he admitted as much months ago when he backed out of negotiations and forced Dems to "negotiate" directly with Meadows and Mnuchin.
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
I wouldn't be surprised if the two events happened at the same time, honestly. Two birds one stone and all that.
catsandcoke
I want him to catch it most of all
cmonyoulardass
Please, we beg you. Visit Trump. Make out. Snuggle.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
he's not contagious he said so himself
WoopDeFrickenDoo
omg I bet I'm going to be downvoted for this bc people can't read sarcasm here
OldSchool93
There’s a visual I didn’t need
schlummi
https://kamekroten.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/my-orange-1.jpg?w=640
Leathlobhair
Mitch to Trump:
WarlockSniper
So Trump *did* die, but Death puked his soul out because his soul was that foul?
ace5762
Got all the SCOTUS nominees they can extract from him, now they're throwing him to the curb. Shameless vultures, all.
docchloroplast
I wouldn’t say that, seeing as he still wants to rush 45’s SCOTUS confirmation.
plingplinggoesmydingding
Now he's talking because he has the orange dick out of his mouth. Anyway fuck him too
cannibl4
Rats are leaving the sinking ship
GhostOfDolomite
joshuasplinth
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICK...
FragileDonkey
westsidewizard
noid20
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
He is only Senate Majority Leader as long as republicans are the senate majority. Kentucky may be too stupid to vote him out but... (1/2)
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
voting Democratic in other states can take away a lot of his power, and power is all he cares about, not people. (2/2)
Thelrishlnquistion
If he lost the majority think he’d resign in a huff?
ididthisforthedogs
Fuck that lying human turtle.
lordyhalvey
One foot in the life boat before the crazy ship goes down.
Djkb6718
Highway to the Danger Zone!
DanFranzen
This is backwards, though. Trump's dragging the GOP.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Wish he would go give trump a hug
Dahnzo
ThaWhiteRanger
Seriously. He'd get to go shake Herman Cain's hand one more time
TheActualDonKnotts
I wish he would lick every door knob in the Whitehouse. Not to make him sick or anything, I just think it would be really funny.
savesuccessful
Have you noticed how the bots don’t see sarcasm. Only two downvotes. But another upvote from me!
FlippingWhat
Old man, it's time for you to go! Let's throw Moscow Mitch out the door and into obscurity forever!
anonnymoosecommenter
No we need to remember. Toss his absolute hateful fucking face out like 6 weeks gone bad milk. Quickly, and don't make the mistake again.
FlippingWhat
I like that!
mmckee44
I'm confused? Is McConnell commenting on the caliber of the leadership in his Republican party?
MyAssholeSpeaksFrenchLikeBillyCorganOnARollercoaster
Still, fuck McConnell.
BahamutBBob
He shouldn't have said that, but fuck him, he still needs to be voted out.
ACSwineburne
He shouldn't have said what? The truth about avoiding the WH? Or perhaps he should have said that truth much louder and months ago?
garbagecatlady
It’s too bad.. I was hoping his name would come across my covid bingo sheet
Djayy
lets make some turtle stew, im hungry
Wulph421
Nah, you might catch something
IGotTheMusicInMe425
My brother told our family, "If I die in a mass shooting, you have my permission to yeet my body through McConnell's office window."
drivinmekrazy
Oh yes of course. The hate for chinless Moscow Mitch is eternal!
MrStealUrMeme
Its funny how the senate can "operate" virtually, but having a debate virtually is totally outrageous for Trump.
ACSwineburne
No - even moreso Fuck McConnell. Piece of shit knows how irresponsible the WH is being, still pushes the party line for master.
n0n53n53
rats always jump off the ship as it's sinking
mikeatike
Fuck him even more since he still kisses Trumps ass, just remotely.
FlyingButtPliers
Now you have me wondering if he's makes turtle noises. Ehhh...........ehhhh..........ehhhhh
elizone
Now you have me wondering what the noises turtles make sound like.
redsmerf
....The ehhhh ehhhh ehhh noise is specifically from a video clip of turtles fucking.
FlyingButtPliers
We can't leave you wondering. https://youtu.be/GmMXL6w-Y5A
elizone
thatsbadmmkay
You'll see many republicans distance themselves from Trump as it becomes clearer he'll lose.
DiscoTurtle87
If he looses AND the senate flips you just watch how they latch to his traitorous ass even harder.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Like rats jumping from a sinking ship, but they will stay in swimming distance.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
They'll cuddle on up with him if he won the election though, that's kinda why they didn't drop him and let him run on their behalf again.
ProphetOfPhil
Don't assume he'll lose! Get out there and VOTE! People don't realise he has a decent chance to win, which is scary!
AimlessSavant
70% is too high risk. 97% is assured
thatsbadmmkay
Not assuming and I'm voting.
invaderjay87
Even after Trump, we gotta destroy McConnell. He’s a problem, he just destroys and then hides like a weasel when someone else takes blame.
invaderjay87
Don’t forget, he enabled Trump and made things worse than they had to be. Now he wants us to forget so he can do it again.
invaderjay87
Weasel his way into more bs I mean
shinyRK9
Don't fucking jinx it, man. Exactly 4 years ago today he was "sure to lose". Vote.
AimlessSavant
We have a economic disaster Trump helped make worse durring his presidency. He can't even argue the stock market is better than when he
AimlessSavant
took office Four Fucking Years Ago.
shinyRK9
Do not underestimate the stubbornness of stupidity. And don't forget, he's making it as hard to vote as possible.
clinicalsanity
to be fair, the 'white house' needs to get thrown under a train. not a bus.
PieAndPunch
Maybe if we ask politely the British will come burn it down again
Iullabee
you've just solved the trolley dilemna : throw enough stuff under its wheels to derail it before it hits the people tied to the tracks.
RussianBlueJay
Poor train will get derailed
thechelonianshelmet
So, a Trump train?
RussianBlueJay
Literally and theoretically, yes ;)
MyBigMouth
jethroismaxbaer5772
nightofdarkshadows
I would feel bad for anyone living in that place after petty trump. probably will pay russians to piss in the sinks and shit in the plants.
LaffertyDanie1
The staff will probably be so happy to have him gone they'll treat the next resident very well
LaffertyDanie1
I almost said "like a king" but that's the opposite of what we are trying to do here
nightofdarkshadows
trump loyalists who passed litmus tests and signed nondisclosure agreements to work with a corrupt conman who abuses the constitution...
LaffertyDanie1
Should have clarified I meant the residence staff
nightofdarkshadows
Should be lucky to manage a mcdonalds after this.
stayingalive4life
Manage? They should be lucky if they’re allowed to clean McD’s toilets with their tongue after this.