A Dump

Jun 30, 2016 5:49 AM

zebrakebebra

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#2 Not quite: Then he said, “Do not come near; btake your sandals off your feet, for the place on which you are standing is holy ground.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

too many hitting too close to home

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

happy grammar places +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the goddamn trees are self centered enough to remind everyone they have a boyfriend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 Julia! Know her irl I never knew how hilarious she was until I stared following her on twitter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I played a lot of spin the bottle in the 16-20 age range.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom this isnt google

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've heard various animal hearts are actually delish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken hearts are exquisite

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High school did teach me that never is way better than late

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That exodus scripture isn't exactly right.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for bless you dog. A legit LOL.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I started singing in the shower whenever I was happy, it makes a difference for starting my day. I liked this dump.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i don't get the artichoke one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone had written her in regards to her saying she was going to eat artichoke hearts. The idiot must not've known what an artichoke is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you even realise how fucking relatable this is?

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I can totally afford my 1 bedroom apartment, occupied by two full time workers splitting rent easily, just by becoming a Breatheairian.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm shitting bricks because I eat vegetables on a daily and have 1000$ saved up. I BOUGHT SPACE LEGGINGS JUST BECAUSE. At a real store.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

not for those who chose STEM-fields. no offence intended.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

TIL, I'm living the dream.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's sad but true, isn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't understand the Massachusetts one?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old people can't deal with the typing or autocorrect on iPhone. Hilarity ensues

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you very much for the reply and clarification!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish fillets.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Say it one more time, I fuckin' dare you. ^.^

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

\\0//

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Titled

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The singing again one fucked me up. Like, hard.

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 2

Why? because you don't sing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Thank fuck I wasn't the only one. Immediately started wondering where the onions were coming from.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank God it wasn't just me. So fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I noticed that when I went on meds. I sung in the shower and realized I literally couldn't remember the last time I had done that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the comment on it in the pic got it wrong though.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Do you have a number for it? I can't be looking though 60 something pictures when there's so many more pictures on imgur to see. =P

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#49

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah it shocked me how hard that one hit.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Forgive me, would you mind explaining why?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I always used to sing in the car, 100% of the time. When I was depressed I didn't even play music in the car for two years let alone sing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it's because many people who love to sing have had times when they're too...blank, for lack of a better term, to do so. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So when you catch yourself singing without having to think about it, or your family does, it generally means things are improving. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Oh gosh. I'm dim today. I missed the part where her mom sniffed. I just saw the shaky whisper and interpreted it as fear, not joy. My b.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Dear god, THE SINGING!"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh THAT'S where I missed the point. Thanks for helping me find it again. (srsly, I was baffled by that one)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0