Facts and Lore about Vampires

Oct 17, 2014 3:00 AM

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(I'm going to preface this by saying I absolutely loathe the modern Vampire model.)

The word "vampire" did not appear in English until 1734, when it was used in an Anglo-Saxon poem titled "The Vampyre of the Fens". One of the earliest accounts of vampires is found in an ancient Sumerian and Babylonian myth dating to 4,000 B.C. which describes ekimmu or edimmu (one who is snatched away). The ekimmu is a type of uruku or utukku (a spirit or demon) who was not buried properly and has returned as a vengeful spirit to suck the life out of the living. The first full work of fiction about a vampire in English was John Polidori’s influential “The Vampyre”, which was published incorrectly under Lord Byron’s name. Polidori (1795-1821) was Byron’s doctor and based his vampire on Byron.

In vampire folklore, a vampire initially emerges as a soft blurry shape with no bones. He was “bags of blood” with red, glowing eyes and, instead of a nose, had a sharp snout that he sucked blood with. If he could survive for 40 days, he would then develop bones and a body and become much more dangerous and difficult to kill.

In 2009, a sixteenth-century female skull with a rock wedged in its mouth was found near the remains of plague victims. It was not unusual during that century to shove a rock or brick in the mouth of a suspected vampire to prevent it from feeding on the bodies of other plague victims or attacking the living. Female vampires were also often blamed for spreading the bubonic plague throughout Europe.

Modern Takes

Hollywood and literary depictions of vampires are vastly different than of historical myths. Today vampires are widely believed to be very old, tall, attractive, intelligent and aristocratic, sleep in coffins on native ground, have an insatiable thirst for blood, and who must be staked through the heart to be killed. In contrast, folkloric vampires (before Bram Stoker) are usually peasants of low intelligence, recently dead, do not need their native soil, and are often cremated with or without being staked.

By the end of the twentieth century, over 300 motion pictures were made about vampires, and over 100 of them featured Dracula. Over 1,000 vampire novels were published, most within the past 25 years.

Powers

Modern literature often states that vampires have many powers; anything from telepathy and mind control to the ability to communicate with and/or transform into animals. There is no historical lore that corroborate these concepts and seem to mostly be very recent developments in vampire mythology.

The idea of a vampire is harmed by sunlight is a fairly recent and, apparently, a literary invention. Historic lore makes no mention of it. Though, there have been reports that perhaps the U.S. government used such a tale to scare superstitious guerrillas in the Philippines in the 1950s. While sunlight can be used by vampires to kill other vampires, as in Ann Rice’s popular novel Interview with a Vampire, other vampires such as Lord Ruthven and Varney were able to walk in daylight.

How one becomes a vampire...

Folklore vampires can become vampires not only through a bite, but also if they were once a werewolf, practiced sorcery, were an illegitimate child of parents who were illegitimate, died before baptism, anyone who has eaten the flesh of a sheep killed by a wolf, was the child of a pregnant woman who was looked upon by a vampire, was a nun who stepped over an unburied body, had teeth when they were born, or had a cat jump on their corpse before being buried (England and Japan), a baby born with teeth; a stillborn; a bat flying over a corpse (Romania); being excommunicated by the Orthodox Church (Greece); being the seventh son of the seventh son; a dead body that has been reflected in a mirror; red heads (Greece); people who die by suicide or sudden, violent deaths; people who were improperly buried; renouncing the Eastern Orthodox religion.

What to do if you've been bitten and how to repel a Vampire...

According to several legends, if someone was bitten by a suspected vampire, he or she should drink the ashes of a burned vampire. To prevent an attack, a person should make bread with the blood of vampire and eat it.

Things that repel vampires: churches; crucifixes; eucharist water; garlic; holy water; thresholds (unless they're invited in); mirrors; sunlight; fire.

Before Christianity, methods of repelling vampires included garlic, hawthorn branches, rowan trees (later used to make crosses), scattering of seeds, fire, decapitation with a gravedigger’s spade, salt (associated with preservation and purity), iron, bells, a rooster’s crow, peppermint, running water, and burying a suspected vampire at a crossroads. It was also not unusual for a corpse to be buried face down so it would dig down the wrong way and become lost in the earth.

Garlic, a traditional vampire repellent, has been used as a form of protection for over 2,000 years. The ancient Egyptians believed garlic was a gift from God, Roman soldiers thought it gave them courage, sailors believed it protected them from shipwreck, and German miners believed it protected them from evil spirits when they went underground. In several cultures, brides carried garlic under their clothes for protection, and cloves of garlic were used to protect people from a wide range of illnesses. Modern-day scientists found that the oil in garlic, allicin, is a highly effective antibiotic.

Offspring

In folklore, the vampire's first victim would often be his wife. This is why, in some cultures, when a husband died, the wife would change her appearance, i.e. she would cut her hair and would wear black for the entire period of mourning. These things were done with the intention of deceiving the vampire, should he return. According to some legends, a vampire may engage in sex with his former wife, which often led to pregnancy. In fact, this belief may have provided a convenient explanation as to why a widow, who was supposed to be celibate, became pregnant. The resulting child was called a gloglave (pl. glog) in Bulgarian or vampirdzii in Turkish. Rather than being ostracized, the child was considered a hero who had powers to slay a vampire.

Vlad Tepes III

It's largely believed that Dracula is based on a Wallachian Prince named Vlad Tepes, or Vlad Dracul, meaning "The Dragon", though this may not be so. There's no evidence that Bram Stoker had ever heard of this monarch while writing the book.

Vlad Tepes was born in the fortress of Sighisoara, Romania in December of 1431. When he was born his father, Vlad Dracul, was the military governor of Transylvania, appointed by the emperor Sigismund. A year prior to this time Vlad Dracul was welcomed into the Order of the Dragon. The Order began in 1387 and was a society committed to the military and religion. The Order was could be compared to a men’s club today that consisted of members that were passionate about preserving the Catholic religion and to fight against the Turks. Dracula became prince in 1456 and in his brief reign is estimated to have killed 100,000 people. He is named "The Impaler" because of his proclivity for impaling his victims on a sharp pole, often eating meals on the field in which his victims were suspended. He was assassinated in 1476

Vampires

Recent research has linked historical reports of vampirism to outbreaks of rabies in nearby areas, which would explain the senility, sensitivity to light and garlic, as well as a tendency to bite people, leading to the spread of the infection.

Read more: http://imgur.com/gallery/40LAv

How To Kill Them...

To destroy a vampire: burn it; bury the corpse facedown; drive a wooden stake through its heart; pile stones on the grave; put poppy seeds or wild roses on the grave; boil the head in vinegar; place a coin in the mouth and decapitate with an axe; put a lemon in the mouth; bury at a crossroads; remove the heart and cut it in two; put garlic in the mouth and drive a nail through the temple; cut off the toes and drive a nail through the neck; pour boiling oil on the body and drive a nail through the navel.

Thanks for reading! Help me choose what my next series of myths and folklore should be about.

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All of these albums are so cool and so fitting for this month!

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"facts"

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IIRC The idea that vampires are damaged by sunlight was first brought about by the 1922 film nosferatu.

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So that new movie, Dracula Untold, is really really fucking cool

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I recently watched the Dracula Untold movie. I liked it.

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Interesting that Byron influenced Shelley to create Frankenstein and also the Vampyre.

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I'm a redhead, and I was never baptized.... uh oh.....

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Too much work killing one, let it gooo

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An Anglo-Saxon poem. Written in 1734.

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Written by an Anglo-Saxon vampire, surely, who had become somewhat long in the tooth.

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I was born with a tooth. Fascinating

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kill it!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

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found the gremlin elf vampire eskimo

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in Greece if youre a red head, you are a souless vampire..they got it right.

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When I sweat I smell like garlic and beer, so I guess I'm covered against vampire attacks.

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There are many chemicals unrelated to garlic that smell like it to us. Only wards off squeamish vampires.

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You should probably see a doctor.

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Elizabeth Bathory bathed in the blood of her numerous victims in order to stay youthful

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There is a wizard card in the Harry Potter games based on her. She's part of the Vampire wizard card pack.

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aka "the Blood Countess", one of the most prolific (feels weird to use the term here) serial killers in known history.

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If you want a good vampire book, then read Carpe Jugulum. Brilliant parody of modern vampires.

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It might seem obvious, but if you really want a good vampire book, then read Stoker's Dracula.

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Yeah, Dracula was pretty good. I guess I just like funnies more.

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I want to see something common that people don't know much about, like goblins or trolls.

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How common are goblins???

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I'd say they occur about as often as vampirism outbreaks.

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Pixies

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You're on imgur and don't know about trolls?

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... OK, you made me laugh, I think that deserves an upvote.

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Ya'll should look into the lore of World of Darkness, especially Vampire: The Masquerade if you like stuff like this.

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be careful that you might violate the masquerade fledgeling

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WTF did you just say, neonate? I’ll have you know I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sabbat with over 3000 confirmed kills

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w0t m8? i embraced your mom!

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I would've embraced yours, but she's a damn dirty werewolf!

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Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series has an interesting take on Vampires- there are different breeds (1/2)

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Red Court- Bat-like monsters that wear flesh masks and keep blood in sacs in their bellies

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Black Court- They resemble rotting corpses with inhuman strength, but are weak to things listed in Stoker's book (items of faith, sunlight).

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Jade Court- an enigmatic breed that has only been alluded to, but they operate in China, Japan and South East Asia.

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White Court- weakest of the courts. They feed off life energy, and are the source for succubus/incubus folklore. (1/2)

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House Raith- feed off lust, but people who are in love are resistant to their seduction.

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House Skavis- they get their kicks from despair, but "choke on hope".

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House Malvora- they are phobophages and feed on fear, but are weak to real acts of courage.

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Undead wakes up. " welp there's a lemon in my mouth, guess I won't be going on a murderous reign of terror after all."

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Maybe more "Argh, that's so acid, I won't be using my mouth for month now!" => die of hunger$

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Undead wakes up. " welp there's a lemon in my mouth. Fuck I hate Mondays"

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"Guess I wasn't dead, just hung over from all that tequila!"

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Undead wakes up. "Seems like I'm face down, guess I can't infect the world today."

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Maybe if I dig a little further...nope still dirt. Oh well. Just hang out here then.

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Do the entire list, accidentally make dinner.

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Boiled head with lemon and garlic. Delicious.

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Garnish with poppy seeds.

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And heart on a stick.

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Mmmm just how mother used to make.

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You know a post is gonna be long as shit when it starts "The word "vampire" did not appear in English until 1734."

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To be fair, that's just the first time anyone bothered to write it down. Earlier history would be uncertain.

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Not bad compilation, but you missed a few things. Stoker actually visited Romania and learned there of Vlad Tepes, took him as inspiration.

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Also, there are many different types of "vampyre" in south eatern european folklore, from blood sucking dead to illness spreading wanderers

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many of those also were able to gain more strength or even use some form of sorcery, as call storms or take animal forms.

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So gingers are vampires

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As the girlfriend of a gingered individual... I feel a bit anemic.

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It makes sense since they don't have souls...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

All this information and that's what you're taking away from this?

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The diet is what keeps their hair red.

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Those soulless monsters.

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Pshhh noooooooo.

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That's right don't let them know, that way we can get close to them and strike...

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We all know that gingers are daywalkers.

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Im ginger. Have relatively dark skin and dont burn easily.when i was 14 in order for my braces to fit i had to have my teeth shaven down

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Starting to understand why now lol

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No, we shriek and hide in the terror from the sun.

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No one said you were good at it. Its better than bursting into flames though?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not with out a thick coat 300 SPF, works for the modern day vampire too! (whose always on the go!)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

vlad tepes did not call himself dracul. his father did. vlad tepes called himself dracula, which translates to "son of the dragon".

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wasnt assassinated either. or at least, not confirmed to have been.

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It is to be believed that he died in battle against the Turks. But his body was never found.

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Vlad Dracul would be directly translated as Vlad the Devil. Vlad Tepes was called Draculya, meaning The Devil's Son because of the name his

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I've heard that he's a hero in Romania, because the communist government basically propagandized any powerful historic Romanians.

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He is a hero, partly because of that but mostly because he just killed the corrupt boyars (nobles) and theft was nearly eradicated.

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father took on when he joined the Dragon order. AFAIK Dragons were called Devils in Romanian because there was no word or mythology about2/3

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it in Wallachya, Transylvania and Moldova, the three historical countries that are now Romania.

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If I remember correctly, Moldova is currently not part of Romania.

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It's Republic of Moldova now. It used to be part of a larger territory/country called Moldova before 1812.

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Moldova was a larger country. What is now known as the Republic of Moldova is about half of the original. The rest is Romanian territory.

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As someone with porphyria, umm, anyone wan't to go out for a bite?

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Vampire... I mean, Porphyria buddies!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Werewolves would be the obvious step but my mind keeps going to Greek mythology monsters and myths due to the book I'm reading

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I'll tell you what: ditch mythology. Go for Bigfoot, Yeti and other abominable humanoids

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What book?!

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The heroes of Olympus series before that it was the immortal Nicholas flamel

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I agree. Harpies would be my vote, or gorgons maybe?

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What book? Need a book to read.

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The heroes of Olympus series it's the sequel to the Percy Jackson books but before that it was the immortal Nicholas flamel

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Probably Percy Jackson.

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in the next ones, would you please provide a section of interesting books to read / sources? I really like these themes. thank you :)

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If you don't care about history accuracy, look up Larry Correia's "Monster Hunter International" series.

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Yup, great series.

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"Stupid Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire."

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"Heavy bag is cardio.", "Not if you only hit it a minute at a time" ,"If I have to hit something more than a minute its time to go to guns."

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Oddly enough, there's a Latin werewolf story in Petronius's satyricon. I'll see if I can dig it up if folks are interested.

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runs to his mistress's house. She tells him a wolf attacked her sheep, but a slave had stabbed him in the neck. The man returns home 4/x

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to find his soldier friend lying in a bed of blood, and a doctor bandaging his neck. Werewolf in latin is versipellis - or skin turner. 5/5

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then turns into a wolf! He howls at the moon then runs off. The man finds the pissed on clothes have turned to stone. He freaks out and 3/x

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The man sits down among the stones, looks up, and finds the soldier has taken off all his clothes. He pisses in a circle around them ...2/x

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Cena Trimalchionis: Chapter 62.

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Please do

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All up there now. Enjoy. It's not an exact translation, but it'll do.

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Man wanders down the road with a soldier as the cock crows. The moon was shining like midday. They go through a graveyard... 1/x

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Werewolves! Dragons! Fairies! Bigfoot! Big cats! Mysterious blobsters! Marsh lights! Chubracabra! Moth Man! Phooka/black dogs! Poltergeists!

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The greatest trick of the devil is in making man believe that Chupacabras don't exist.

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Oh my!

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MOTHMAN!!!!!!

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I like your enthusiasm.

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I know my cryptozoology. Japanese/Phillipino myths ftw Human faced dogs, ningen, those vampire entrail thingos, all creepy and weird as shit

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Black dogs! That legend has always freaked me out for some reason.

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Don't forget the Great Mountain Jew!

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I second mysterious blobsters.

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Cats and dogs, living together! Mass hysteria!

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MANBEARPIG!

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I really wish some of those other ways to become a vampire were portrayed in movies, it would make for some pretty ridiculous scenes.

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"Grandma wanted to be buried, but Mittens jumped on her during the wake, so we had her cremated. For safety reasons."

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For a funny take on the vampire lore watch What We Do in the Shadows. It's a hilarious movie set in Wellington New Zealand.

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I'd watch that shit.

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Gingers around the world suddenly thirst for more than just your soul, they vant to suck your blood, as well.

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Pregnant woman goes about her day. "Damn, did that vampire look at me? Shit, baby's gonna need some blood then"

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"Yeah, havin' my baby... wait... who's that... shit... No more garlic bread for me. Dammit."

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Also just imagined them trying to kill a vampire and constructing an elaborate machine to do all the things in your post about killing one

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Someone needs to fund this.

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There are people in the world that believe they are actually vampires. Crazy.

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Well we shouldn't neglect such things tho... we never know O.o

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Haha, yes, yes, crazy indeed. Now off to bed with you, it is getting quite late.

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Local guy got so obsessed with the Lost Boys he ended up perpetrating the Vampire Murder of St. Cloud.

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And they all shop at Hot Topic

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Yeah, looks like some people didn't grow out of the angsty teenager stage.

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This is exactly what a vampire would say........to lead you off... *pulls out machete*

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It's wild! My homeboy Jesus says I shouldn't judge them though cause he went through a zombie phase this one time and it was all good.

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Don't undeadshame us otherkin, Shamnus.

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Did you ever see the episode of BS that Penn and Teller did about death? they talk to a family that believes they are vampires. Kinda funny.

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8th grade goths?

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My mom met a guy that believed he was a werewolf. Creepy stories that I cant remember now.

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You're my dinner now, because I'm actually a real vampire.

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But mom, it's not a phase! It's who I am!

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God damnit 2. I'm not even a furry and I think he's hilarious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funnily, it's both. It's an identity (who they are) disorder (well...)

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Vampires are make believe, like elves, dragons, and Eskimos.

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This site has some pretty interesting info about the real vampire culture: http://vampirewebsite.net/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EH who cares people believe in weirder shit this days.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah. There's even people who believe that austerity is the way out of a financial crisis. Lunatics.

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ikr? This days my parents are Presbyterian.

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oh those nutty Presbyterians

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know several. Fake fangs and everything. It's adorable.

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Now imagine being an EMT and doing a call on him/her when they're 80 yrs old and they still have fang implants. *surprise*

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"oh don't worry guys, he's immortal"

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*stakes patient to save humanity*

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I genuinely believed I was a psychic vampire and an otherkin until i was 16. Now I hate people like that so much because they remind me ofme

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Story from my Serbian teacher: when she was young her grandmother passed away and it is custom to leave the body out for people to mourn 1/2

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My teacher had heard that because of her grandma's bad rep (slut) she would turn into a vampire in death. She was waiting around the body2/2

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to see if something would happen and a little old lady who knew the grandma came into the room and sprinkled poppy seeds over the grave 3/2

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Coffin* the vampire will not be able to leave the coffin until it has picked up every single poppy seed that was thrown in

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Why was there a grave if the body was still being mourned over? Do you mean she sprinkled the seeds over her grandmother?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah I corrected it to coffin in the reply

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I work at a meat market and I've sold blood to 'vampires' before. I've always wondered what their day to day lives are like.

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Here's a lovely couple http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYH0SFl41fQ I feel sorry for their kid though, it's gonna be a confusing childhood.

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I'm immortal, does that count?

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Only until you get run over by a car.

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or eat too many cheeseburgers

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There can be only one. Draw your sword.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

kshk kakssshnk *lightning strikes* kssh (the sensation you are feeling is The Quickening)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You'd have to go though me first!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Highlander was a documentary.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You misspelled immoral.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have we met?

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It's quite possible. But statistically unlikely.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, man. I've met a few. It's more sad in real life.

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Dude (or Gal), this was really good you should do one exorcism next!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Otherkin are an odd bunch, to say the least.

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Otherkin largely identify as mythical creatures,with others identifying as creatures from fantasy or popular culture.

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Examples include: angels, demons, dragons, elves, fairies, sprites, aliens,and cartoon characters.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Source: I wikied it. Jesus what is wrong with people

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who am I kidding? They're freaks and need serious help.

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 4

Just googled that now... HUH! Learn something new...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Please, I enjoy being a kitsune, but I must keep my tail hidden

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a furry, these people make me extremely sad and uncomfortable. If it is spiritual, sure. If it's not, they're not good in the head.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

See, it's not only the "Hey guys, I think I'm a vampire" that bugs me. It's also this "headmate" business.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. Furry here too. Those people need help. I need discount crafting materials.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know one guy. Has changed his name to Vlad Dracul, has sharpened his teeth and nails, wears black clothes and shades. Gives me the creeps.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Hard to tell apart from goths or emos.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Oh no, this guy was full on - claimed he had a curse put on him as a kid by some weird relative.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South Park summed it up nice: Emos hate themselves, Goths hate the hate they see in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Made me think of Sam from Danny Phantom.

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