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Mar 14, 2014 8:04 PM
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juicyJ7
Why is the cat there omg!!!!! He has no one to converse with :(
LatriSlagter
a restaurant
lairynorthernginger
This cuts too close to the bone
Neitzschelove
Actual strategy: Sit close as possible to the person you most easily can talk with
Gayzach
"Where da'fuqs my drink at?"
smcelhinney
I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Well played sir.
srslol
false. no one ignores pussy at a party.
jjl8181
that cat wants to speak up so badly
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
This. Exactly this is why I don't like to leave my house.
HolliePocket
Few more glasses of wine, and you'll be in everyone's conversation.
WhatUpMyNinjas
I seriously want to know what was going on in this image. "Oh well there's a cat sitting at the table" FUCK YOU PEOPLE. <3
Fletchski
what a pussy
fizixx
I shoulda known.
Bella4ever
Could I at least get a drink? Mofos
starshroom108
Why is no one talking to the kitty? It's a kitty!
canunotplz
Hey guys...guys...guys?
NSAgent
Do people really think about this when they go out with their friends? More reason to not go out with friends if you ask me.
HobbitHouse
I picked a seat at a going away lunch for a lady I didn't much like (was being polite) - damned if she didn't end up right across from me
HenryDavidThrow
Why is the table thinking? I don't understand.
drawsmepants
Agreed, the idea was fine, but the execution was garbage. If you don't understand, the speech bubbles are supposed to be the cat's. 1/2
drawsmepants
Though, the OP, I would assume, couldn't think of how to show his thoughts of the cat's thoughts (without giving it away that it's a cat)
SubzeroAK
I usually sit alone at the bar.
IupvoteAllThings
Obviously the cat would be in the middle, everyone wants to be near it
jrau18
I feel your pain, Mr. Cat.
IamNotAshamed
so r/behindthegifs is actually a thing now. amazing
Weelildragon
I think it was the newest meme of 2014
imadogperson
You mean trend?
NexiKuro
I think so, and It's from late 2013..
imactuallyalurker
Maybe you're just a pussy
imactuallyalurker
*pusillanimous
kibateo
Never aim for the middle, aim for the spot between the end and the middle. That way you monopolize the corner while have acces to the middle
ItalianStallions
Hopefully it's not a Korean restaurant
graehall
Really? You're going with "LOL ASIANS EAT CATS LOL
ItalianStallions
more like ROR ASIANS EAT CATS
Glumerlink
I hate the middle seat, if someone comes into the room to kill everyone, you're completely unable to escape
showmeyamoves
I like to sit there so I can pull the people to either side infront of me for protection
LoneWolf616
I honestly thought I was the only one who thought about stuff like that. I'm constantly forming escape plans in my head in crowded places.
HobbitHouse
I bet you can slink down under the table pretty quick if you have to.
notme222
Or, are you in the best position to flip the table and form a barrier?
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
EH NOT GOING TO WORK SO WELL, BETTER TO TRY AND THROW SOMETHING AT THEM SO THEY SWAT IT AWAY AND YOU CAN RUN.
Glumerlink
The problem with the barrier idea is that in real life everyday objects make terrible barriers. A restaurant table is paper thing
SirLurksalotOfLurkinghamManor
I don't need this. I could be on my boat right now.
AvatarTommyBee
... or on the internet ... *sigh* ... know that feeling
ninjagaidensigma
That reminds me... I should buy a boat.
OhioBound
This cat doesn't have an Oscar either?
RadioactiveCanuck
CharDeeMacDenis
*right meow
oscarlikescookies
I thought it was going to end with "right meow" :/
CommonWhiteGirl
As funny as this is, I'd like to see where the gif is originally from
ItalianStallions
a restaurant
CommonWhiteGirl
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
ItalianStallions
AmyBee
It doesn't matter where I sit, I will always get left out of the conversation
mrassplay
Lay down on the table
CapriciouslyConspicuous
teleka554
I'm sorry to hear that... :(
smuemoo
Me too :(
qleq
Then do something about it! You're the only one who can.
hiddensunshine
same here...even when I'm the one who organizes the event
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
we could all get together and just not talk to one another? it'd be quiet, yet we'd be in the company of others. It's perfect!
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
CONVERSATIONS ARE THINGS YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOUR WAY INTO. PRACTICE BY TALKING TO STRANGERS ABOUT RANDOM SHIT.
DameNight
I thought talking about shit was considered inappropriate at the table.
veelafleur
You have to actually take part in a conversation and express your opinion etc. Nobody will include you if you don't say anything.
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veelafleur
If you feel like people are being rude to you, tell them.
JPotto
so i am not alone?
SenorFuzzyPants
Pretty sure you're still alone.
JPotto
fu'k yu
AriBoBari
With all the tongues cats have acquired over the years, you'd think they'd be quite the conversationalists.
iamthemonkeyfarter
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Glumerlink
so you know why we have to upvote it
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Well, you know what people say about someone with two tongues....
Supernerdtastic
I don't actually but I'd sure like to meet them. Repeatedly.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Like this guy? http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080707153733/lotr/images/b/b0/Grima.jpg
Supernerdtastic
Boy did I hand that one to you on a silver platter. ... Dammit.