farrahstein
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Jan 11, 2018 10:02 PM
farrahstein
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Urgalicity
Some days I am surprised my face isn't permanently stuck with the expression of the lady in the last frame.
SemperFiZero
Lol this wanker. I wish people would stop making idiots famous.
SpartanMafia
Pretty sure she did a porn.
Bfizzle
Hey body pulled organic matter from her brain and put it in her tits
KenanAndKelThuzad
spacestationnumberfive
messiahofmidgets
Let natural selection do it’s thing
treefrog
The world won’t let her starve, that’s not how it works.
cousteau
Yep, that's a very good round pair of arguments.
ElvananceTN
titas. thats all i looked at
AManWhoWasntThere
If that woman could spend a bit more on her education than on her boob job...
Gandalfsuglybrother
Anybody can get an edumacation.
Occhio
Fake news Fake bewbs
cellpunk
1 gram of diamonds is like 11 grams.
GreenYawgmoth
That's why diamond is the strongest metal.
MINIMVM
mattyrich12
Yeah...water's heavier than gravity...cool. Want some tequila?
Gandalfsuglybrother
You want some Tequila? https://youtu.be/Uyl7GP_VMJY
FreelanceSpermDonor
Farrah:
TheMightyCock
She's not the only thing defying gravity in these images
SilverFish0
I would like one pound of gravity please
notblubber
That last panel: Every word of what you just said was wrong.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Heather:
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WhatYouNeededToHear
phukerstone
please outline your text when making things. it helps legibility greatly.
MMAgCh
I think an argument can be made that having this text be illegible is doing everybody a favour.
phukerstone
okay that is a valid point.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
You can buy her vagina
vowofloudness
https://imgur.com/iV80zIe
WhatTheDormouseSaid
That's accurate as Hell
secretoaster
Some lucky guy is going to reproduce with her.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Already has, I believe.
SelfiesAreAppreciated
Already has
lilfluffyfloofs
LimeMime565
What?
Boredashell
Oh shit this became a thing already? Nice.
Bfizzle
Titititititititititidididididi
girlcheese
Farrah is the fucking worst!
svoka
who is Farrah? Wtf?
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
She's a top contender for lamest porn star. The guy couldn't even stay hard because her voice was so god damn annoying.
Bugdaze
Must be nice to be able to be that picky
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
I've been curious about the film, so I appreciate this
1jetpackangel
And they didn't try to turn it into a BJ vid?
Shitheid
I know this is late but she’s got a reversible sex toy that comes with both movies free. She can’t even give it away and she’s trying hard
samterday
What is this from?
Nipple4nipple
K**ping up with the K*rd*ash****
StephanachoCheese
Teen Mom... '16 and pregnant' spin off show. Clearly they're all scholars
KeeleonOhms
The downfall of humanity.
foadii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3SkVMAmhls
raulote
I want to be wrong and say MTV's Teen Mom.
fullmetalstark
You aren't, and she's probably one of the worst people on tv...like Amy's baking company level of awful.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Good news, she got fired from teen mom
EnJnY
She’s a terrible human. Her parents are even worse. They were on Family Bootcamp...Lord,bless them.
AlwaysUpVoteGSD
FescueTheBarbarian
Tits...that is all.
SirStrongBad
Reminds me of that shirt that says "I wish these we're brains"
Baughr
*she has going for her*
flacoloco
do those tits heavier that gravity?
gl1420
blackholesun99
Hooha
Bootta
Plastic
lazysombrero
Gravititty
ElsewhereMan
underrated 4 year old comment.
lazysombrero
Not underwired even after 4 years! Here's to 4 more! (OO)
Foopfoop
She would die of starvation otherwise
HooskerDuuude
It's fun to watch natural selection happen in the comments.
FescueTheBarbarian
Agreed. Doesn't seem to have much else going for her
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optimusgoose
Until you need to have a conversation with her
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optimusgoose
There are approximately twice as many titties as there are men in the world, don't settle for just titties. And it's madam ;)
boywiththehappypenis
His facial expression doesn't even change, the sun just goes out of his world.
ErinFromTheOffice
And she does anal. On film.
FuzzyNutSak
aneverydaychocolatestarfish
From what I remember that was onel ugly bunghole.
FuzzyNutSak
With 80 million views between both vids
probshouldntsayitbut
“To support her baby.”
isthisnametakenalreadyguys
Who
FreelanceSpermDonor
Farrah Abraham, teen mom pornstar wannabe.
Sturdycrotch
notchoosingone
Oh, no thanks, just lost all interest.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Wise move.
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
She’s a terrible person, esp with her kid. But damn those tits!
FreelanceSpermDonor
Agreed. But once she opens her mouth and words come out, anyone with a brain would:
FreelanceSpermDonor
I forget... how much does gravity weigh again? I should have paid more attention in school.
TraitorousTrump3
e to the pi.
OverCapacity
About 9.81 kilograms per kilograms seconds squared per meter
RenaissanceMagic
Thank u!
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
So many.
erischilde
1. It weighs 1.
RageO15
6 girth units
craziicrazii
Over 9000
NorwegianHorseSlong
about 5/7th
MachineGunJeanMaurice
30.
FreeLuluNow
Ten
FreelanceSpermDonor
Finally. A believable answer.
WorkerLurker
Depends on the density of the person explaining it
FreelanceSpermDonor
Since Farrah Abraham is doing the talking in this post, I think we should be thinking of a density greater than osmium.
brettmarkley1
At least twelve.
Gandalfsuglybrother
About tree fiddy
EricTyldisfunction
Okay, who let the Loch Ness Monster make an account?
lluagor
9.8 things
creamedLead
Newtons per square meter iirc
yomahnn
No, i think that’s how fast it can run.
yomahnn
1G
FreelanceSpermDonor
That makes sense. So how many G's does water weigh? It's heavier, right?
1234canIhavealittlemore
That's crazy slow, I have 4G.
yomahnn
Conventional cell phones are far more dense than gravity. That's why when they hit the ground, they often crack. /r/shittyscience
Sticklebrickk
9.8 meters/second/second. Then terminal velocity where the air is actually holding you back.
FreelanceSpermDonor
Ok. That's the speed a falling object can achieve. To argue Farrah's point that water is heavier than gravity, I need to know the weight→
FreelanceSpermDonor
←of GRAVITY. Help a guy out, will ya?
Sticklebrickk
The weight of GRAVITY is circumstantial. On this planet, with this many molecules, it's 9.8 meters/second/second. Depending where you stand.
Actinius
Following that insane logic then that'd explain why it's not floating off
kibateo
she's not floating off because the earth is flat.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
Logic?
boywiththehappypenis
Alternative physics.
AugurOfDunlain
I read they believe Antarctica acts as a border around the edge of the flat world. Ridiculous.
gerphi32
I think she's saying it would all pool to the bottom of the sphere? Idk.
Actinius
that poor poor lady
HighlyQuestionable
Dont try to justify her ignorance!
LuckyWristbands
Ha, pool. +1
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
Like... under the earth's crust? Or lowest point above. Cause it does both and IDK if she knows either.
phil1d
I think she's picturing it flowing off like water poured on an orange. And she's confusing gravity with magnetism, i.e. counteracts 'down'
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
Oh I see, like when the water flows off towards the sun, which becomes steam. That's where clouds come from.
Tk842
I think you both are over analyzing the woman who has far more tits than brains, and thats a good thing for everyone.