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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go https://t.co/1c8WpRbgWE
Sep 20, 2020 9:17 PM
TheRainbowegoSweet007
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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go https://t.co/1c8WpRbgWE
Jacobvm
Slippery foodball
NotTheBeees
The Gator
CokieMonster69
Everything here seems half assed. The gator just gave up. The turtle didn't even run all the way to the water. It was like the Pro Bowl
jimbox114
I feel like that turtle was kinda like that one pistachio that is too hard to open and you just throw it away and say fuck it.
clonvermin
I imagine this was like trying to chew jawbreakers as kid, and realizing they are concrete balls of garbage
CureForHomoSapiens
Did the turtle just poop in the alligator's mouse as flares?
Draketeeth
Looks like underwater weeds caught on its teeth.
didja20
Well I'll be. . . .the shell worked!
fadingtheory
Imagine getting made a fool by a turtle that runs that fast.
Thewackknight
I mean he tried to eat him with the turtle peel still on it.
Metalhead47
And you know he's just casting shade the whole time he's meandering away.
ProximaCentaur
"Yeah, that's right you toothy skinny necked Biiiitch. You can't handle this hero in a half shell. Tell yo mama i said "hi"." slowly leaves
Interleaver11111111
kyyyyyyyle
"om nom.. nom.. n..o..om.. meh" -___________________-
LegendNemesis5
Poor we turtle is injured
TyrannusEquus
"I didnt want that jawbreaker anyway."
charliem
he doesnt like the shell I bet
mustbethedragon
A student once told me that her turtle ran away from home. I still laugh about that.
mdiwmndioawdmw
The fuckers can go F A S T if they want to
TheWafflemiester
When you are dreaming, that’s exactly how fast you run from danger.
Oddlyduckish
Ha. He shitted.
Jubetsu
he ded tho
serra
Me limping away from an encounter with my SO because I can't take being put down anymore.
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
I just imagine that turtle saying 'Fuck' with each hop ?
GrimeyChisels
ESCAPE TIME!
DesirousYeti
I mean, I can sprint, but if I’m being chased by a lion it ain’t gonna look like I’m going all that fast either.
captainfakeypants
That turtle lost a flipper or two though :(
DaDudeAbides
See you later, alligator
jakrabid
Came here for this +1
CureForHomoSapiens
Af-turtle crocodile
Thefactors1
After while crocodile
RustyMcKraken
Not to soon you big baboon
heffalumpisbetterthannone
the original "feet don't fail me now"
LittleThunderfoot
Gator says, go on. You earned it.
Disko2000
Every nightmare i have, i run from boogieman just as fast as that turtle
Neomechavoltron
I run like this in my nightmares.
veryfarawaycountry
And then wake up with the legs hurting
IncognitoPanda
Was about to say this
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
He let the turtle go because now he's looking at you.
IneedaPlumbus
Yeah gators are sneaky as fuck
VibratingNipples
And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two gators you didn't even know were there.
IllychTortorovald
Clever girl
zanhuor
Mindshard
Looks like it's working with 3 legs at most.
Turtlegir
This looks like a big red eared slider. They are fast mofos, I had 2. He must be missing a leg to be going that slow.
Mindshard
This. On grass they can literally move faster than the average person.
Querzis
Nah you can see both his back legs a few times although he was probably cut. Still, so long as it doesn't get infected, it will be fine.
jonestown
the poor thing is mortally wounded
RigoryMorty
Doubt.
iCurse
Mortally wounded is a vague term, animals don't do well wounded in the wild so it'll likely end up dying, even if not immediately
RigoryMorty
They have their shell for this reason, fucking useless if they died from a few scratches.
RigoryMorty
Maybe, but I'd guess not. Turtles are fairly resilient towards infection, at least in the wild.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Poor thing got wounded.
SociallyStupid
its ok, reptiles regenerate like Wolverine.. right..? right guys..?
Goryofa
Yeah that's why he's named "Wolverine" after the famous furry warm blooded reptile.
AsAHistorian
Poor thing went hungry, too ?♂️
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
gator can skip a meal and get a fish
DeadHamster
Poor fish
Koga90
It's fine fish don't have eyelids so they're not really alive