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superpaul79
He banged young, hot Angelina Jolie.
Toiletseatpolio
She was married to the greatest rock and roll singer of all time. Show some got dang respect!
johnsquared1829
Mmmmm... biscuits & mustard... mmmm hhmmm.
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
He was a Russian boy said cyka blyat idi nahui
ImahumanIpromise
Sum-uh the bigguns I reckon. Mm-hmm.
Fenrix
Y'all got any mustard? Mm.
murphyalwaysgetsavote
Call Morris, we're gettin the band together
cooplander
MyGreatestFearBoner
Sling Boi.
Wharrgarrble
CodyAdams0122
Mad tv did a sketch on this. YouTube it.
MechaTeddy
Some folks calls it a slingblade. I call it a kaiser blade.
DarkSock
“How much ye wawnt fur ‘em?”
krillin123499
She was cute but I having heard anything about her in years
eromitlab
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital. Said I was well. Mmmh
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
No you don't, Oprah.
HampsterButt
“I like mustard on muh biscuits”
butdontcallmeshirley
cptcr
this meme is so many many years past due.
WillieAndMartinHandcartCompanies
Turns out my mother didn’t mind too much what he was a doin, to her. Well that made me madder than the other.
Toiletseatpolio
Why’d you kill Jessie?! Why’d you kill Jessie?!
sogget
not funny haha, funny queer
genericusername69696969696969
Baby I’m a Beamer boy
Toiletseatpolio
I could go for some of that potted meat and sodie crackers from Hoochie’s dollar store.
CharliePapaBravo
Some call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade, Mmmmm hmmm.
kisselFL
PrfctDrk
Wait who is that? did she have a sex change or something?
turomar
Some folks called it a sling blade but i call it a kaiser blade
HeyOP
Taters weren't good enough for her?
MrJackedBroccoli
Seems like she settled for cold mash potatoes
powerwagondontcare
Not until later, then she ate a fuck ton of them
JemFayCrystal
I'm not allowed to speak my mind imgur wants to ban me if I do.
chefryank
Thats why she was killed and replaced with a doppelganger
tazedconfused
What numbers do I push to make the police come?
Hekatombe
17
WhoaaBlackBetty
I aim to kill you
supineprotoplasmicinvertebratejelly
“Hello operator, gimme the number for 911.”
TheSygerrik
0118 999 881 999 119 725...3
Hekatombe
darklanser
To call the police you push 9...1...1. Tell em to bring an ambulance, or a hearse...if you're gonna kill me.
detour512
The sound of that kill is pretty messed up...
darklanser
Thwack! Thwack!!
FlatPlutoSociety
So a brief Google search has informed me that there's a conspiracy theory about Avril Lavigne dying and being replaced by a body double.
soundonlyandloud
its a brazillian conspiracy based off her abrupt change of personality and music direction.
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh man, I love it. Someone has a change of personality and artistry in their 20s and it must be a conspiracy. That is hilarious.
Sauroctonus
Is it so hard to grasp that when she was young she was forced by management to sing a certain style because it was profitable?
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Yee. She's dead.
FlatPlutoSociety
Definitely, but you wouldn't even have to assume that much. EVERYONE'S style and personality change a lot between the mid-teens and mid-20s.
KidCola
WTF is everyone commenting about here? What even is this meme ? I've no idea.
MrWizzzard
Me neither. Is this not being with it feels like?
guitarfourtysix
https://media.wired.com/photos/59326d5344db296121d6aee9/master/w_482,c_limit/8552.gif
HitlersRupturedColon
It's about a movie called "sling blade".
MrSaturday
I don't often see slingblade on here.
REDS1X
the other one said it was deep....
ChipHazard
But when I do I reckon I can use me about 6 or 8 more of that potted meat if'n ye got an extree.
Noremac149
I live in the town this was filmed in
ScroogeMcMeow
Hello fellow bentonite. Born and raised there.
coupNchise
But when I do?
EvilDeadTed
Or Avril Lavigne. Is she even performing still?
TheRealRanchDubois
Not the real one if you believe the theories
IDoPictureStuff
Say what now? I dont have a google
PatrickRob82
MardukRules
One of the hundreds of best lines from this movie.
RoosterBrewster
Lots of kaiser blades though
Odincdaj522004
Some folks calls it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
tolcar128888
You got any more of that potted meat? Mhmm.
Wharrgarrble
Jesús fuck your username.... Bravo
Shaukhan12
That boy ain't right
Affablesea9917
Ain't got no gas in it
teddyboops
He’s a fuckin genius, you see that? He starts with the simplest solution and goes from there.
TheDudeSkywalker
Mhmm
Donk4donk
I reckon
Winter23
I need a Witcher Slingblade mashup. Mhmm, fuck. Winds howlin I reckon.