Too many memes on my phone

Dec 16, 2021 3:06 PM

edieburns915

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#21 Dating in your 40's: I hope I get along with her 5 kids aged 5, 7, 13, 16, & 21. Oh look. The 21yo has an OF.

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#44

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#13 By the way, back in those days big dicks were a sign of low intelligence and animal nature.

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I feel ya, Linda C.

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There's a lot of shit in the dump

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#39 as someone with a 3 week old, this is extremely accurate

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#1 a black man being president is more of their heritage than the confederacy.

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#21 in my 30s with a good job, house, and car? Wow, I guess I'm a catch.

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#27 I'll do most of those things anyway but if you snap at me I'll snap something off

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#12 Vader didn't even kill a single planet. He hated the Death Star as much as I hate this person.

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#44 This sounds familiar but not sure what she's singing. Should I know?

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#9 pretty sure people do this cuz they don't want to accidentally murder-squish you.

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For real though, I would love a big-ass statue of Captain Picard around here.

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#27 So is this info still available?

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#46 TRID is not her dad, that's her husband and you should be watching their Youtube shorts.

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#9 I'm sorry on this one, holding a person is active and it requires finesse. I can kick, headbutt, and drool on my pillows.

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#1 Sure, why not. Janeway has a statue in Bloomington, Indiana.

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I want that James Bond set dammit

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Me as a kid: "$35 - I don't have anywhere near that much money to buy that". Me Today: "It's now $5000 on ebay? FUUUUUUU....."

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Wait aren't there statues of Spock already? Did the movie Fanboys (2009) lie to me?

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Honestly, it would surprise me if not. Rocky and Robocop have statues and Star Trek is a bigger, older, more influential franchise.

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Hell, it could be easily argued the character Spock alone is.

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I feel like she should paint herself blue before performing.

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I understood that reference

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Well, she's already super green, so that would make her cyan.

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That's was damn impressive though!

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Fun* fact: Star Trek was on Australian TV before the referendum that would count Indigenous people as citizens rather than fauna.

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+1 first meme is star trek meme

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#46 it's her husband tho... one of the few genuinely funny couples on tiktok.

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yes... gasp! TIKTOK... half of imgur is tiktok now. You know it's true.

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Eh, used to be vine. Before that was a lot more Twitter dumps. Before that it was all Tumblr. It's a curation of what's going on and popular

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yep. ppl just love to hate on it is all i meant, if you look past the silly kid dances and the cringe of teens there are some real laughs...

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If I remember right, Michelangelo's David is supposed to be staring up at Goliath.

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Which would explain his...uh...lack of enthusiasm.

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#6 I'm... Yeah. HP is kinda dumb

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And this doesn't even dive into the complete lack of forethought throughout the series or any of the glaring plot holes

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So who is #44

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https://youtu.be/kJl2uPNsJEk

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You're the GOAT

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#13 Having a large penis used to be seen as gross and ugly, a sign of being ruled by base instinct and lust.

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Plus Michelangelo was def a top, so he wouldn't really care.

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I recently learned this from r/inceltears . Not an ideal source.

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Yeahhhh... I got it from an art history buff.

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This is what happens when men are solely responsible for 'what everyone thinks' and no one gets a single woman's opinion ever....

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Sounds like something a person with a small penis would say...

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I’m 6 ft. Wife under 5 ft. I wear 12 4e shoe. We do ok.

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Yeah, I don't get Renaissance era attitudes either.

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Actually passed down from greco-roman aesthetics and philosophy:)

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Their attitudes back then were basically like, somebody who was an insecure 15-year-old boy came to power.

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So ... Nowadays?

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Yes.

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If you have a problem with statues declaring "Live Long and Prosper", you are a gott-damn Romulan.

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Spock would have a problem with the logic of comparing "existence" to "part of culture" even if the logical comparison wouldn't be favorable

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wait isn´t there a Spock statue in the US?

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Canada, at least: www.pinterest.ca/pin/471400285988455025/

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Idk, I always thought the Romulans actually had their shit together.

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It's canon that they really, really don't and their society suffered for it.

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Sounds like a Romulan sympathizer to me

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Some should read "The needs of the many outway the needs of the few, or the one". A reminder to balance our wants with those of others.

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outweigh v

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Thank you :)

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*goddamn

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I know what I said.

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And what you said was stupid.

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I read it and I liked it, gott-damn it!

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*goddamn. There is no god to get offended.

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