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sarafinabay
so stupid, because the bear could be put down because of that.
NerdByTrade
That bear just wanted her sweater "GURL IS THIS FROM MACY'S?"
Alaska2099
http://www.ranker.com/list/13-of-the-best-idiots-climbing-the-wall-at-the-zoo/danielle-dauenhauer
Crystaline32x
what the fuck. All these people, calling her a "whale" and "hoping that she died", what the fuck. she was trying to kill herself.
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
Was she actually trying to swim to the bear? WTF
urhedsonfire
HE JUST WANTED TO HELP HER OUT OF THE WATER
FG360
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
I hate how the youtube video title is "woman attacked by polar bear". It should be, "Woman attacks polar bears; polar bears defend."
luckycharms4life
I agree! When they used the word "mauled" it felt inaccurate like she was tragically injured instead of receiving her Darwin Awards' marks.
thjoth
Mauling is really more of a killing method without an attached morality/indication of the aggressor, though.
neonfraction
The worst part is: she would have made all those people and families watch her die.
BlueEyedBaby
Maybe the Zoo Tycoon creator clicked and dropped her in there
WowThatsStrange
Oh my god, +1 to you.
TheNumber6
Kinda like the lady who dropped her kid in the painted dog exhibit at the Pittsburgh Zoo after holding him over the railing. She suing now
luckyirishman8
And the zoo is fighting back against it! Which is good cause most of the time they'll settle to avoid bad publicity! Fight on Pittsburgh!
crumbudgeon
Berlin Zoo. Woman enters enclosure willingly, gets mauled, survives.
luckycharms4life
Using the word "maul" makes it seem tragic... like the bears did something wrong. Not mauling your word choice, just making the statement.
crumbudgeon
that's what the news report said... watch the video. Not my word choice. Just gave the tldr or in this case watch version.
JBricks
Please do not feed *coca cola* to the bears
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
ESPECIALLY if you have a Coca-Cola in your jacket.
kunk
Seems to be a lot of hate here for someone who fairly obviously has mental health issues.
FRANKMIR
Deserved to die count 1.
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austinponton
Since when did being a dumbass constitute "mental health issues"?
Crystaline32x
depressed, suicidal, etc. was what she was.
TheBitSlinger
"Please do not feed yourself to the animals."
Leaga
He looks so pleased with himself
SorryThatsTheLionKing
He's like "Look guys! Look what I caught!"
anxiously
I don't know what's happening, but I've got a feeling it's natural selection...
TwatsUpDoc
Polar bears, now hunting whales.
VeniVidiVicious
Move over Nishan Maru #1.
CareBearWarfare
http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/03/tiger/
rosesrchaos
Is everyone going to just ignore the fact that this woman is suicidal? Sure, it sucks she chose suicide by bear, but still, she's not well.
eskatab
Every zoo is a petting zoo, IF you're not a bitch
aj94plus
AND ONLY IF
TisNagim
Like a Sir. *Waxes mustache*
ConspiracyTheory
Zoos main financial support comes from the mafia who uses it as body disposal sites. The polar bear exhibit is their favorite to use.
ThisIsNotACoverup
Polar bears with a taste for human flesh are definitely not painted brown and are released into the wild. Disregard.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
this comment + your name = +1
PlunderingAndPillagesMakesNiceVillages
I think that it's very ecological way of disposing body. Better than to contaminate some water with it ..you go mafia.
SunbrosUnite
Here is video of the incident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ61qi-Sptg
cupcakealliiiiiii
Thanks for the sauce. Pretty sure this is natural selection...
professorfuzz
Youtube reply is spot on: "it's not an attack when you enter their habitat. You don't say "homeowner ATTACKS burglars inside his own home."
enzio64
Some people do. And in this country, they win that lawsuit.
narfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarfnarf
Which country is that?
enzio64
'Murica :(
relevantrelevance
What an idiot.
SwimBikeGun
I dont think it should say "Woman attacked by polar bear" It should be "Dumb woman invades polar bear's home and gets what's coming to her"
AbusiveWankerVEVO
"Bear attacks whale"
desertrat
Ha! Nice.
IDontKnowWhatToHaveAsAUsername
What a fucking moron
theinternetisascaryplace
Crazy. Bitch.
aj94plus
pisses me off that they say the bears "attacked" her, she freaking asked for it and they were just messing around
mymomthinksimspecial
am i a bad person for kinda sorta maybe hoping she had been eaten??
Crystaline32x
yes.
tobiderfisch
She should've been but I wouldn't want her to be eaten in the zoo so the other people didn't have to see her insides.
aj94plus
you arent the only one
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
I think she was hoping for that too. She was trying to commit suicide.
ArdentSlacker
You wish consequences befitting a selfish, stupid, self-destructive act that would harm many others... to befall the guilty. How... awful?
corneliusgansevoort
"That guy ran a red light?! I hope he dies!"
Imosa
Don't dwell on it too hard, but yes, you are a bad person for thinking that.
corneliusgansevoort
If you only kinda sorta hoped, then you're only in a gray area. If you'd been REALLY DISAPPOINTED she hadn't been eaten, then yeah. Bad.
corneliusgansevoort
The "good answer" would have been "I wish this troubled woman had gotten help before doing this so she could be a productive citizen."
mymomthinksimspecial
excellent reasoning good sir
Barbado
Please tell me she was arrested
Twec21
Please tell me she was eaten.
TheHeadTheTailTheWholeDamnFish
And is sentenced to death. By bears.
PlunderingAndPillagesMakesNiceVillages
and got a big big financial penalty.
billiebitkiller
People who jump into animal enclosures completely deserve whatever injuries they get, especially since the animals usually have to be euthan
Ikillmiceforaliving
That's cruel. I disagree. Just because they're dumb and can't calculate the obvious doesn't mean we let go of our humanity
ChocolateBearVanillaBear
By
OrangeRhymer
Harmbe we miss you so much!
Alaska2099
http://www.ranker.com/list/13-of-the-best-idiots-climbing-the-wall-at-the-zoo/danielle-dauenhauer
JediRedBeard
*People who jump in animal enclosures deserve to be eaten.
hurhurhurr
There was a kid in my highschool, where he climbed over a fence to mess around with a lion. He was killed for provoking the lion. (1/2)
hurhurhurr
And the lion had to be put down, due to him becoming too "dangerous" to the zoo. (2/2)
waitisthisreallife
Can natural selection become a thing again?
myaccountnameisfourletterslong
I agree, this woman was depressed and trying to kill herself.
Sytorry
Not in Denmark, some dude broke into our zoo and got eaten by the tigers, nothing happend to them
salriella
I'm not sure if I remember right, but didn't someone dump a body in an enclosure in Copenhagen or something?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Denmark: morally the best country in the world (and I'm not even Dane, neither I live there)
billiebitkiller
ized afterwards.
DagothWit
That's the most absurd part. The animal did what it's supposed to do and we kill it for it.
RSoph
I was so glad the Bronx Zoo did not put this tiger down: http://bigcatrescue.org/man-jumps-into-tiger-den-at-bronx-zoo-is-mauled-loses-foot/
billiebitkiller
Oh god and see that's what pisses me off! Do you know how endangered tigers are? Every single one is precious because the genetic pool is so
billiebitkiller
small, and idiots like this endanger them. If it's this jackass or the tiger, I'd choose the tiger, cause jackasses like him are a dime a
billiebitkiller
dozen. And he knew he was doing something he shouldn't have been doing.
plbbunny
As someone who lives in Bear country. Polar bears will hunt you. They will find you. And kill you. It's there nature. This girl is lucky.
billiebitkiller
Oh, I fucking hate bears, they terrify me. But it's their nature, and she knew better.
plbbunny
I've seen hundreds of bears over my lifetime. not once in a zoo. I know what they are capable of and the best thing is to not be afraid.
billiebitkiller
I respect bears as animals but NO. NO bears are terrifying, unstoppable, intelligent killers. AND SO STRONG. Which is why I have no sympathy
hiperson134
I love how this polar bear ripped her shirt off with that smug smile. Like it knew what it COULD have done to her.
AbusiveWankerVEVO
Why? Too dangerous to have around once they associate humans with food?
CareBearWarfare
relevant: http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2010/03/tiger/
Xuvatilavv
I believe it's a law. Whenever an animal is involved in an "animal attack" it usually must be put down. Even if it was the human's fault.
RSoph
I think that mostly applies to domestic animals, since you have to be able to trust them around strangers. Zoo animals are generally exempt.
Xuvatilavv
From what I've seen zoos get a little more leeway, but it still happens often. It also varies between states/countries/etcetera.
billiebitkiller
In some states this is true, although it is a general rule nationwide. When especially large wild animals once commit violence against human
billiebitkiller
s, it becomes more normalized for them, increasing the risk in the future, and endangering their keepers.
notjeffreydahmer
Everyone keeps saying that this woman deserves to die. It's sad. She was depressed and attempting suicide. L’appel du vide.
corneliusgansevoort
I'm with ya. If she is emotionally disturbed, woulda been better she get help PRIOR to doing this. But being crazy doesn't "deserve to die."
hiImnewpleaseloveme
Wow. You really got downvoted... Not really fair. You weren't excusing the woman, just saying we shouldn't be nasty.
Imosa
Agreed, can we stop all the crys for death.
ImVeronicaCorningstone
L'appel du vide...Sartre was such a happy man....
princesslemon
Why are you being downvoted? It is sad though :(.
notjeffreydahmer
I don't know why I'm being down voted. It is sad! And it's true.
myaccountnameisfourletterslong
What's really sad is that this country values animals more than we do humans with mental illnesses. Even animals we keep in cages.
billiebitkiller
I believe in fighting for mental health, and healthy people don't know what it's like to live with mental illness. But that's not an excuse-
billiebitkiller
to not take part in your own mental health. And it's not an excuse to hurt others.
SageyWagey
She didn't want to die as much as she was willing to risk her life for attention. Its sad, but fuck her for doing this.
myaccountnameisfourletterslong
So much hate, so little understanding.
billiebitkiller
You don't know if she WAS seeking attention, sometimes people do, in fact, do that.
kayjay523
Wait. She was attempting suicide? Mauled by a polar bear was what she decided upon?
EnderXVI
Cake or death?
billiebitkiller
But she used a bear to do it. If she wanted to kill herself, she didn't have to use an animal to do it, because it condemns them too. It hur
notjeffreydahmer
Shit, I think what she did was crazy, but condemning mental illness is messed up.
billiebitkiller
I am in no way condemning mental illness, but her mental illness (IF she had one) doesn't excuse her actions.
notjeffreydahmer
Mental illness changes the way you think and behave. So it actually does excuse her actions. She wasn't thinking like you or I
billiebitkiller
ts so many more people this way, including putting at risk the lives of the people trying to rescue her.
TheIncredibleStatlerAndWaldorf
It's like those people who sverve infront of trucks. If you want to kill yourself, don't make someone else the killer.
billiebitkiller
My point exactly.
Imosa
People shouldn't be committing suicide at all.
Silencor
Why is that up to you?
Imosa
If you want to commit suicide, then I think you have lost your ability to make good decisions and I would start making decisions for you.
Imosa
I say it is. I don't want people committing suicide, and I will try to prevent it if I can.
enzio64
Death bad; life good.
NERDRAGEohacat
It's hard to sympathize with someone who was trying to abandon her daughter and scar dozens of people with an ultimate act of selfishness.
notjeffreydahmer
suicide isn't selfish. It's normally caused by mental illness.
myaccountnameisfourletterslong
It's called depression, it is a serious mental illness that many people struggle with.
NERDRAGEohacat
I sympathize and respect people who have to struggle with depression, but she wasn't struggling; she gave up, thus I give her neither.
myaccountnameisfourletterslong
People give up for numerous reasons, the most common is being unable to find any support. Don't throw people away like trash, it's not cool.
billiebitkiller
This is beyond depression. When a man murders his family and commits suicide because he's depressed, does that make it okay?
IAmDrBanner
Things like this, jumping from roofs or in front of trains, those things are completely ridiculous. There are better ways to kill yourself.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Suicide by cop. Easy solution. Make ambiguous statements that can be perceived as threats. Clutch suitcase full of wiring. Profit!
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Also, this way you get an interesting eulogy, or at least fuck up the career prospects of some pigs.. Fuck'em!
Silencor
What's it like under that bridge?
HatsAreEssential
Drive to a desert and start walking... No mess. You'll just be gone.
IAmDrBanner
That is a slow and horrible death, dude. Why not just eat a bullet?
HatsAreEssential
So? If you're trying to die, why does a day of suffering matter? Bullets leave a mess. In the desert, you're food. No mess.
Granolaclusters
Or if you're going to waste a vehicle drive off a cliff into a dry ravine. Disable all safety devices. rig an explosive device with extra (1
Granolaclusters
2) fuel so everything but the metal is gone. Clean, quick, and an explosion. Not that anyone should do this.