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How do I explain myself?? I don't know. He was a soldier and while he was deployed we somehow both came to really like Nickleback's Far Away. It became "our song", and we danced to it for our first dance. There's some real bad cognitive dissonance every time I think about it, man.
Nihelus
Now this is proper use of a confession bear.
ratslime
As long as you got married between 2004-2007 you’re okay.
uponstrangeshores
Nickelback isn't so bad. Guy has a good voice. The band is just really, really vanilla.
AtheistNotAntiTheist
"Never Again"
SimonGarfunkle
I'll be honest now, I was pretty sure you were a chick at first
NickBlight
Want a better long distance song? Red: Pieces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uw8mIcQJn8
AmishGangsta404
But did you look at his graph?
allgrownupandmedicated
Yes, but he seemed upset when it didn't make me laugh.
IsItUsed
Get a divorce and then marry him again and do it right this time.
Goodmorningvodka
CrackerwiththeBeaner
DeadeicPrints
There's no more righter way to do it than the greatest band ever, Nickleback. Only being a little hyperbolic, I love them.
Rimasticus
Them and Creed, right?
DeadeicPrints
Dude no joke, yes. I love Creed.
Rimasticus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
DeadeicPrints
What about it?