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Jan 11, 2018 2:01 AM
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AnotherVote
OH FUCK OVERWATCH IN FP why didnt that happen for me please
UnityEvocade
GOD DAMN IT JAMISON!
IJokeALot
It took me 5 minuets to figure that out
Ganondwarf3000
NoFather
He had to go to seven other banks until someone asked him that.
mikeatike
biglongandgirthyusername
You thought it was robin but it was i...
minc3r
mysticTaco
J0ND0E297
JackCanty
*One worldwide crime-spree later*
Cantide1
Front page nice
AnotherVote
THE PUNCHLINE IS IN THE TITLE YOU RUINED IT but it is good joke
NballardPDX
ThatsGrimKraken
Australian of noises delight
RI7E
Arracor
HOLY shit.
MiasmaCorrigan
http://tealleadership.tumblr.com/post/161505753851/he-took-a-bath-for-this
memesis
Arcian
[explodes with laughter]
SoundPirate
When you bout to bust an oleedolee but she hits you with heroes will never die
ComicsKittensAndCookiesOhMy
I dislike this game but the community behind it is adorable.
tatsumakisfatass
You dislike colorfull flashy Team fortress.. Er.. I mean overwatch? Why?
ComicsKittensAndCookiesOhMy
I'm not going to say it wasn't a fun game, it's obvious it is fun it's got quite the following, but... I couldn't get into it.
IBinPainting
The president of Food For The Poor is called Robin Mahfood. http://www.foodforthepoor.org/newsroom/archive_10/statement-robin-mahfood.html
Yessia
Does anyone else click every comic they ever see just to confirm they never find a single one even mildly humorous?
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Dammit, Junkrat! +1
NYbruh
For reference see, King vader - robin dabank
draegerous
Kermit Jagger wants a loan
amoeba15
Give the frog a loan!
LondonWilson
HIS DAD WAS A ROLLING STONE!
Rynestrm
It’s a knickknack Patty Black
HistoricalContext
"*sigh* Idiot."
IonicPopcorn
Junkrat is my fave character in overwatch
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KingMurdoc
Seconded as a Reinhardt main
ImAShittyTransAm
Fuck you and your burst damage bullshit that puts an end to my Lucio shenanigans.
cheeseguy3412
Same, but Lucio / Rein are close. I like timing Rein's voice lines "Are you afraid" and "BEER" to ask people, "Are you a BEER?"
Valfheim
I just play Junkrat for the aussie talk. Spamming "g'day" never gets old
Kenblu24
Junk's about to get nerfed :(
Loser100000
https://youtu.be/vwqTAFQlJOg
IonicPopcorn
oh my gosh i love this video now
HoeBabies
Smileyguyx
CheezburgerApocalypse
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DaTyger
.
realbrickwall
Did the Riddler forget he wasn't the Clock King or something?
dangerousDoc
Riddler and clock king are both ocd in many ways
realbrickwall
Yeah but the whole perfect timing thing is what the Clock King does. That's why he's called the Clock King. Do you see any riddles in these?
forte10
Just the one, with "withdrawal" as the punchline.
realbrickwall
I'd give that to you, except he answers it himself. Poor form, 2/5 stars.
chopper35
at least he’s trying to stay on the straight and narrow.
PhaserRave
FartingDragon
I love that someone was bothered to make this into a gif.
AnApologeticCanadian
ProxyPlayerHD
Pryomaniac! it hurts so good.... Explosions heal
DoSheGotTheJetSkiSeaDoo
When u bust a nut but she keep suckin
AHornyHivemind
Nutrat
Legalez
Can't get a realer then that.
magoichi75
tremaursen
Match should be an upvote
YesMyNameIsCalvin
No, green flame and sparks on fuse the upvote
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
*Australian noises of delight
CosmicKitten10
PhaserRave
Worldf1re
PhaserRave
Worldf1re
fewe
That looks more like an Australian orgasm
SomeCrazyNerd
Hence the noises of delight.
SirJozan
Can confirm, I get tingly when I play with matches.
BenKingston12
Why the mercy res’ the enemy team and you kill all off them with your rip tire
BenKingston12
Of*
iamkyleh
Cant do that anymore. She gets 2 res at most with her ult
TresusIbor
Good. Her instant ult was OP.
krapmyself
Guess we's gunna need two junks!
Paperbagman5
Ah but guess what, latest PTR nerfs make her only get one res with her ult, and it has a cast time if I recall correctly.
iamkyleh
A huge cast time too
Paperbagman5
Yep, maining a Mercy these days is gonna be tough
SuspiciousCharacter
*Jeff peeks from the PTR* "Are you sure about that"
RedgarRedbeard
TT_TT they are gonna nerf it so much i wonder if she'll even have an ult any more.
lightningirl12
I thought those Mercy and Junk nerfs went live today? Or was that just the movement changes?
Ynigmatyk
The nerfs will probably come out with the new skins and map
SuspiciousCharacter
Just movement
tatsumakisfatass
When you realise junkrat is younger than Tracer. Meth... Not even once
filben7
No clue what any of that nonsense you just posted means.
tatsumakisfatass
It means the blonde guy here is younger than another character from the same franchise. Really dont see whats hard to get
Srcsqwrn
Getting your country nuked. Not even once.
DrSuvat
Just look at the sht the japs churnin’ out =P
AgamemnonsMemes
Australia is a hard place mate..
Morganelefay
He's one of the youngest characters period. I think only DVa, Zenyatta and Orisa are younger. And two of them are omnics.
drenix
How do we know D.Va isn't one as well? How else can she survive her Ultimate?
lifeaserika
he also lived in australia where there was radiation
ChrisMorray
I doubt he does meth but he might have sniffed too much gunpowder
son0fgrim
in his defense, shes a time traveler.
Jabberwotchi
Tracer...can kinda time travel though...
NiceGreenArrows
Still, excluding that time, physically, she is older than junkrat
Omegarighteous
Didn’t she constantly time travel until winston made her that chest piece?
DXAshram
Only by one year.
Kompi
I actually did feel he was younger. Maybe because I have a kid brother.
The5lacker
I think you mean Australia, not even once.
slypea
yeah by 1 year, 1 of them lives in London and one lives in the wastelands London's biggest threat = roadmen, wastelands biggest = radiation
KarametraArt
Didn't tracer not age for several years? Are they counting that?
DataNet
Blink accident. Winston still feels bad about that.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
Uh, no. She was part of an experimental fighter program, the slipstream, which vanished. Winston created the tech to bring her back.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Decades
RocketBryan
Just out of curiosity, where are you getting “decades” from?
Imadethisaccounttopost
She was part of the original Overwatch group that disbanded like 20yrs ago according to lore.
RocketBryan
My understanding is Tracer joined OW fairly late into the org.’s run. In the uprising comic, she’s a new recruit with much older veterans.
Jeffjustgothere
Wait. Do they have back stories??? And if so, where would one find them???
Loser100000
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/mccree-train-hopper
XDarkAngel
yes they have quite a bit of back story and lore, although most of it is in animated shorts and comics. i think most of them are able 1/2
XDarkAngel
to be found on the blizzard website / overwatch page
Whazitooyah
Also through in-game dialogue. Some wacky things they'll say, like how Mercy was the one who killed Reaper. Medical Science!
MASkeptic
It was a mercy killing. *jazzhands*
alasaurusrex
tracer can't age, thats why she looks so young
NiceGreenArrows
Even excluding that, pretty sure junkrat is younger
alasaurusrex
probably because tracer is older
drenix
I-guess.jpg
somanywonders987
Explosives. Maybe once.
Woonski
twice*
WoahMyDudeThatsCrazy
And nuclear radiation
Mxlespxles
And Australia.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
So... Mad Max?
willbear10
Australia... Not even once
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Junkrat is also 6'5" (1.95 m), making him one of the tallest characters in the game.
NotExistor
Yeah but he's a sloucher. Work on your posture kids! You do not want a curled spine.
acuteavocado7
not as tall as his friend roadhog though, who's 7'3"
Sexlexic
Yea that was a DA FUDGE moment for me
zephyrbell
That's kinda hot...
GuyPrice
Lmao that's the same as witch doctor in diablo. Tallest character in the game but also hunched.
ippikiwoof
Well, he IS Australian. I'm 1.90 or something and probably around average for my age, one of my mates stands a forehead over me at least
beholder87
I have a friend who stands a forehead over me, but our eyes are at the same level.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
That's because of all the Australium
ippikiwoof
Eucalyptus oil, mate. Shows us to the dream time.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
It was a shock to me. Junkrat is hunched over in the game so he appears shorter than most heroes.
DragonLordG
Yeah, but he's actually like an inch above Zarya, and if you see them standing next to each other and mentally straighten him out it's right
PedestrianElectrobastard
All Australians I have met have met have been shrunken midgets, and I've met a few.
Solomon13
Tazzies, then. You can pick 'em out of a crowd pretty easily.
ippikiwoof
Ah, they must have been Tasmanians.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Actually, now that you mention it, I think most of them actually were.
adamtzzz
I don't know which Australia you live in, but 190cm isn't the average in this Australia.
biscuit159
Yeah i'm only 186 and am still taller than most people i meet
ippikiwoof
I meant just 'round here. I have no idea about national average. I live in bushland Victoria.
adamtzzz
ah, a skew in local distributions makes way more sense
WhatthefuckamIseeing
I think the issue with average height is that younger people with better nutrition are WAY taller. I'm 198 and I meet people at 190+ daily.
HowlingDysphoria
Nutrition plays a role but I'm not sure how it fares against genetics. I feel like the second would be a stronger factor.
adamtzzz
It's confirmation bias plus skewed perspectives- 183+ is abnormal.
TheCreepyGuyGnawingOnAPickleInTheCorner
As a Dutchie who failed a grade can confirm, I'm shorter than most people a year younger than me even though I am above average myself.
ihavewaytoomanyfavourites
I’m sitting at 191 but average height for my age group is around 170