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I mean, prostates. PROSTATES, ffs. No homo... unless you want homo. Then go homo. I'm no judgmental butt pirate nazi.
Jul 15, 2016 12:05 AM
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I mean, prostates. PROSTATES, ffs. No homo... unless you want homo. Then go homo. I'm no judgmental butt pirate nazi.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
As a gay man, I agree. Dude. Butt sex is amazing. Plus you learn a whole lot more about your body and helps you be generally more open
cjpoet
I love when my gal gives me butt stuff...we have special toys and lube for it.
zapsmass
I don't have a very good diet...
PhiIIipJFry
Isn't it though? Like if you're into it and so's your partner where's the problem?
atamosk
lol does anyone actually care if hetero men do butt stuff? thats why god put the prostate where it is.
Hahandfuckyou
You'd think not, but even just the small sampling of comments here have dissenters...
Cholf
Butt stuff is amazing, my wife does it to me regularly.
WarmButteryCopPorn
I'm a 5'4 woman with the strength of Hercules. I'll peg you all nite, baby
MirTheDragon
Shove your thumb up your butt and gently ride your hand whille fapping. Thank me later
TakeThisGifAsATokenOfMyAppreciation
zigzagler
I can't get behind the idea of poopy dicks. Nope. Can't do it.
WhisperIntoAss
Just wanna say that: If you ...empty yourself a while prior to butt stuff & shower = no poopy dicks. Or use an enema if you're really fussy.
Hahandfuckyou
Username checks out. :D
BachelorGourmet
Tried it, never worked for me properly.
ArdentSlacker
"pegging" and "strap-ons" are things.
ArinL
Introduced my husband to it years ago. Had amazing sex before. Now it's even better. Totally recommend trying it!
PaintedLady5519
Butt stuff is awesome.
patrecharound
It upsets me that so many dudes think butt=gay. No, being attracted to dudes=gay.
JustaDick
Thought I was bi, had sex with dude, not bi, bought Girlfriend a strap-on.
FizzMaster0
What if you like penis, but not guys?
danishjuggler21
Then shemales are for you.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
...trans people?
didyoujust
It's not the way you do it, it's who you do it with
Icanalreadytelliwillbepopular
I won't judge anybody for that kind of thing, but it sure as fuck not my cup of tea.
katanajade
Same. But it would be a deal breaker for me.
goddamngenius
Have you tried?
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
Woah, you're not supposed to put a cup of tea up there
JustaDick
Actually some tea enemas are very cleansing and calming.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Have you tried a finger whilst you spank the monkey? It's pretty great
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
I found it uncomfortable and rather meh.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Fair enough, maybe you're not doing it right or maybe it's just not for you
ZeGermanDoctor
combatwombat0
Haven't seen that one before
Porecomesis
I'm not into butt stuff but to each their own.
MaryJaneSunshine
There's nothing wrong with a little butt play. http://imgur.com/sZ9juFq
FlamedLion
What ever you want to do, do it. As for me. Exit only.
IsYourCatMakingTOOMUCHNOISE
Agree! Each of my boyfriends have asked me for that, and none have ever admitted it to anyone else. It's a g-spot and it should be used!
Chewbecca86
This is the first time I've had a guy admit he likes it. I've never done it before!
StayingDistracted
Not into it personally, but i don't judge. Andt lets just agree girl's have nicer butts anyway haha
goddamngenius
There are exceptions: http://imgur.com/account/favorites/3knEb
Hahandfuckyou
IDK, there's some mighty fine man ass out there that would look just as good in yoga pants. xD
ijustwanttobesurroundedbybears
Gay guy here; I was browsing an adult store with my SO and it was just us in there until a straight couple entered. I didn't give them much
ijustwanttobesurroundedbybears
2. attantion until they started checking the strap on dildos and the guy looked so excited. My boyfriend seems a little awkward around them
ijustwanttobesurroundedbybears
3. I later found out they both go to his gym and they have both attended his bodypump classes. Proud of the dude for exloring his P-spot.
WololoDownvoteBecameUpvote
How about each man do as he likes
Hahandfuckyou
That's what I was going for- they shouldn't be stigmatized for it! :)
WoodenShoe
Like plugs, dildos and stuff?
GlimpseOfCrabs
No. Only horse cocks.
Hahandfuckyou
Whatever takes your butt fancy.
SagaStrangeness
That's what i do for my husband! I was unsure at first but seeing how much he likes it I'll do it for him <3
nixftw
Start with a finger.
RobocopShootingDicks
and stop when you get to the elbow.
goddamngenius
Then add second hand.
AnonymouslyGratifying
i'm always trying to stick my finger in my bfs butt but not in a sexual way...i just like the look of horror on his face. ...im a bad person
Hahandfuckyou
Username checks out.
danishjuggler21
Jenny, is that you? :-o
757Spike
I'm totally about getting stuff up my ass.
lexx416
Its pretty great.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
I think we can all agree stuff up the butt feels great. Right @ipegonthefirstdate ?
IPegOnTheFirstDate
He sure enjoys it
corlish
Me too, dude! By ladies, not dudes though.
goddamngenius
Your prostate can't tell the difference.
757Spike
I'm up for both, honestly.
corlish
Well then your options open up! The possibilities are endless.
whiskeywonka
Why hello, whats your name?
757Spike
Spike ;)
whiskeywonka
Well thanks for playing along, I never got this far before.
itsppearsyoucanindeed
That deescalated quickly
757Spike
No butt stuff for Spike today
whiskeywonka
I was hoping for a rejoinder but alas
ooohhhmmmshutthefuckup
Butt pirate nazi.
Hahandfuckyou
Well I was going to say butt nazi, but then I like the term butt pirate, so I just went with it.
ooohhhmmmshutthefuckup
I love it
combatwombat0
Did you nazi this coming?
Hahandfuckyou
I was just stalin
StainsMcDuck
Does the puffin like the stuffin?
bigpoppajass
He wants nuthin' but butt stuffin'.
turbulentlizard
Well ya know what they say about @OP.
Hahandfuckyou
He's huffin for a stuffin
RedSlashStone
Here's a stuffing for the puffin you muffin
HellaciousHaze
muffin is stuffin a puffin?
HellaciousHaze
while stuffin that puffin muffin was huffin and puffin
TheRealFireFrenzy
stuffed puffin on thanks giving?
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Need to tuffin that puffin muffin if you getting nuttin but ruffin stuffins
TheVirginQueen
This whole strip of puffins and muffin stuffin made me so uncomfortable