Being able to get through something that doesn't go as planned together as a couple is a much better indicator of the success of your marriage than having a day that goes off with that hitch.
I am absolutely confident that had this happened at my wedding, my wife and I both would've laughed heartily, which is one of the many reasons I wifed her.
That's why you get one small pretty cake for photos and a sheet cake from Costco for the guests. Much more cost effective and missteps like this are less likely to happen.
if you have to move one of those there is an amazing thing with a flat top and has four wheels, a cart. And if its not cheap shitty one it wont even easily tip over.
Btw the 5 seconds rules is wrong, it's like puting your hand in liquid sht and expect it to be clean if you remove it fast enough. The very moment some food hit the floor it's contaminated by whatever you can find there. Does not mean it's not edible ;)
In my country this cake would just be decorative.. only the top layer you can eat. The real cake would be a square one so that you can cut square pieces and would be in the kitchen being put into plates.
Who the fuck carries a wedding cake? A wedding cake is delivered in like six different boxes and enough security to prevent damage during an earthquake. They're not supposed to move.
If you need a therapy for a ruined weeding cake in an accident, you have way deeper issuses in the first place... and she took it really good at the end there was even a shy smilel and i bet the hole weeding Party was awesome and that will leave a funny memorie forever
Which part? The part where on the most special day of her life so far the restaurant staff destroyed her cake? Or the part where on the most special day of her life so far the restaurant staff destroyed her cake? Lol. It’s a joke. Lighten up, Francis.
10 years past now, and the only thing I remember is telling the "wedding planner" my mom hired off, cause she was bugging my wife, and then the photographer telling me shed run interference with that woman and my mother and mother in law.
Best damn photographer ever, she was awesome and amazing photos I have 0 recollection of
Proposed to futur wife while on vacation in Montréal. Someone jumped from the 7th story of a hotel on to the roof of restaurant we were eating at that evening (and missed the huge skylight by a couple of feet) They guy besides me had a heart a attack on the flight home a couple days later (he didn't die).
Y'know, at my wedding, our cake got covered in all kinds of flying insects, including those small cockroaches. But after you get them off, it still tastes of cake.
Hard to tell if that expression at the end is "I'm so mortified" or "yep I am truly in love with this man." I've worked a lot of weddings, this is literally a nightmare scenario for me. I've carried cats with less care than I've carried wedding cakes. Cats don't explode if you drop them
That is the: “ok he is doing his best to make this better and I love him, but I am trying real hard not to burst into tears and rage right now too.” look
In this scenario she's mortified at the situation but just trying to hold it together but very much in love with her groom. It *should* be the kind of love and appreciation in all marriages but lots of people suck. How many weddings get posted where one of the couple does something mortifying TO, or at the expense of, their partner? Like the guy who slaps his bride at the altar or countless examples of smashing a face into the cake against their partner's will
The problem can be entirely avoided by doing only the necessary administrative part of the wedding and then be done with it. It's also much cheaper. The saved money can then be used for a nice trip together, for example. Or for the first rent.
Oh I 100% agree. It was my profession, I never want to go to another one ever again. And they're scams designed to upcharge everything you ask for as opposed to a different event. It's always been my philosophy that its not about the wedding its about the person. Plus it's an antiquated tradition. Sign the papers and spend a fraction of the money on you two, I don't want to see uncle Steve get plastered and bitch out a server or bartender. That's not fun. Nor is planning everything
Wife and I did court house. We dressed nice. We had a lot of the staff peeking in the back doors at us and smiling. Others that got married that day (like 3 other couples with diff judges) we're in just street clothes. So I think that set us apart from others.
We got a celebrant to come to our house. She had a GIANT wedding that afternoon, but had a spare half hour and came to our place. We'd planned to get married in the back yard, but it rained, so it was the lounge. The kids were our witnesses and we didn't waste any money. If we'd been richer, maybe we'd have liked something more... but we weren't, and we just wanted to be married and I've never had a single regret! So much fun!!!
Oh. Uh. The person who marries you. In NZ, thats called a celebrant, unless you're getting married in a church, and then i guess it'd be a Priest doing it. On American TV, people say things like "I just got ordained online..." but like, we don't have that. You have to register as an official Celebrant with a bunch of paperwork and character references. She came over with the paperwork and said the official words (specific words have to be said) and then she filed the paperwork after we signed.
Night in a hotel. Breakfast the next morning. Work the day after. Wife and I took the day off work to get married, the job knew and still wanted us to come in and cover a shift for someone and were slightly indignant that we said no, we were getting married.
FatForYou
This is so much better than eating cake. Imo. If it were my wedding I would love this.
KatInTheCorner
Being able to get through something that doesn't go as planned together as a couple is a much better indicator of the success of your marriage than having a day that goes off with that hitch.
BoobJiggle
The look on her face, to me, was of gratitude and thankfulness for the man she chose, and his reaction to the situation.
InnerBushman
Mary that man! ...wait-
thtsbs
This is why you use carts
Jeremydium
Adapt and overcome
Slewth87
I am absolutely confident that had this happened at my wedding, my wife and I both would've laughed heartily, which is one of the many reasons I wifed her.
pooFIinger
If this is his attitude to marriage as well, she's right to smile
dbox
Imagine having a perfectly boring wedding
LespritDeLescalier22
Floorcake
theyallwenttoMexico
"Re-thinking her life choices"
Durahl
"Allright... Change of plans, everyone go and wash their Hands, then come back and take a healthy grab from the FloorCake™️" - Husband
MioTaalas
Trolleys: exist
These guys:
twatburglar
That's why you get one small pretty cake for photos and a sheet cake from Costco for the guests. Much more cost effective and missteps like this are less likely to happen.
MidnaDS
Video Games taught me that this cake will still restore your health.
athosender
MaleProstateMilker88
Would eat. Don't care if it's on the floor.
Filanwizard
if you have to move one of those there is an amazing thing with a flat top and has four wheels, a cart. And if its not cheap shitty one it wont even easily tip over.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Lol good timing, I'm going to a wedding in a few hours :-)
vegivamp
She married well. That positive attitude will serve them well in life.
KarmaciouS
Btw the 5 seconds rules is wrong, it's like puting your hand in liquid sht and expect it to be clean if you remove it fast enough. The very moment some food hit the floor it's contaminated by whatever you can find there. Does not mean it's not edible ;)
Spiked
He ate the side that wasn't on the floor. It was just the symbolic bite they typically do
executivedisfunction
Why I have an immune system. Between living with a parrot, and my cooking/housekeeping, I damn sure better have a good one.
galhnios84
In my country this cake would just be decorative.. only the top layer you can eat. The real cake would be a square one so that you can cut square pieces and would be in the kitchen being put into plates.
inthepines
Come on, honey. Eat floor cake work me!
Colanah
I'll take "Things that could have been avoided with a trolly." for $200.
DrakeDoe
Who the fuck carries a wedding cake? A wedding cake is delivered in like six different boxes and enough security to prevent damage during an earthquake. They're not supposed to move.
Copperbrat
This.
JaromirAzarov
Well, you have to get them inside somehow, but yeah, carrying them is a bad idea. Just use a trolley or something.
whitecheddarismyrappername
they are going to be together for ever.
4lmonddragon
She honesty looked like she really appreciated him there
Quizz25S
Appreciated? She's about to cry happy tears.
MaybeIllDisappear
The two waiters? In the unemployment line?
hwatL4bloopy
I want to believe one of them is probably crying in a hallway out of pain and embarrassment
whitecheddarismyrappername
bride and groom, i mean. life is full of shity situations that require making the best of for each other
charondaboatman
She’s going to remember this forever. And bring it up in every therapy session.
Grinch01
If you need a therapy for a ruined weeding cake in an accident, you have way deeper issuses in the first place... and she took it really good at the end there was even a shy smilel and i bet the hole weeding Party was awesome and that will leave a funny memorie forever
charondaboatman
Hole weeding is the most important weeding there is.
PrincessPuffyPants
Bitter much?
charondaboatman
About?
CaptainAsshat
Kinda seems like projection ngl
charondaboatman
Which part? The part where on the most special day of her life so far the restaurant staff destroyed her cake? Or the part where on the most special day of her life so far the restaurant staff destroyed her cake? Lol. It’s a joke. Lighten up, Francis.
CaptainAsshat
Jokes are supposed to have humor in them, not just to be used as an excuse to pretend not to mean what you said.
Anyway, if you keep grudges over these kinds of things, you need to look inward and start focusing on what actually matters.
BurlRavenscroft
Which is good! Most of a wedding can get forgotten in all the chaos, but the chaos is something to remember
Lynkfox
10 years past now, and the only thing I remember is telling the "wedding planner" my mom hired off, cause she was bugging my wife, and then the photographer telling me shed run interference with that woman and my mother and mother in law.
Best damn photographer ever, she was awesome and amazing photos I have 0 recollection of
remmus
Proposed to futur wife while on vacation in Montréal.
Someone jumped from the 7th story of a hotel on to the roof of restaurant we were eating at that evening (and missed the huge skylight by a couple of feet)
They guy besides me had a heart a attack on the flight home a couple days later (he didn't die).
PipWhipple
Omens, or did you really tick off an evil spirit? Either way, a trip you'll never forget!
truemetalman
My man, trying to make the best of a shitty situation.
MuffinProof
And she's digging that vibe of his.
W0lfsbl00d
Not trying, he did. Now, y'all go get you a clump!
CptRobotNinja
And trying to get a giggle out of his wife, who is definitely heart broken right now. He's a good dude. She should marry him
Strategicgnomer
Y'know, at my wedding, our cake got covered in all kinds of flying insects, including those small cockroaches. But after you get them off, it still tastes of cake.
GabbyJayYay
Freak0zoid
They really had her face down ass up like that on camera
Sticklebrickk
It's Rachel, come on
GravyEducation
Hard to tell if that expression at the end is "I'm so mortified" or "yep I am truly in love with this man." I've worked a lot of weddings, this is literally a nightmare scenario for me. I've carried cats with less care than I've carried wedding cakes. Cats don't explode if you drop them
feliscorvus
I love the idea that your job at weddings involves cat transport almost as often as cake transport.
GravyEducation
It didn't but that would have been dope. I'm just cat sitting right now I have them on the brain
histronicusmusicus
That is the: “ok he is doing his best to make this better and I love him, but I am trying real hard not to burst into tears and rage right now too.” look
periwinklepanda
Yep, this.
ironymus
This ∆
OldSchoolNewRules
Its both.
GravyEducation
Like all marriages i suppose
Spiked
Are you unaware of toxic relationships. Bless your heart
GravyEducation
Elaborate?
Spiked
In this scenario she's mortified at the situation but just trying to hold it together but very much in love with her groom. It *should* be the kind of love and appreciation in all marriages but lots of people suck. How many weddings get posted where one of the couple does something mortifying TO, or at the expense of, their partner? Like the guy who slaps his bride at the altar or countless examples of smashing a face into the cake against their partner's will
Hammerwell
The problem can be entirely avoided by doing only the necessary administrative part of the wedding and then be done with it. It's also much cheaper. The saved money can then be used for a nice trip together, for example. Or for the first rent.
GravyEducation
Oh I 100% agree. It was my profession, I never want to go to another one ever again. And they're scams designed to upcharge everything you ask for as opposed to a different event. It's always been my philosophy that its not about the wedding its about the person. Plus it's an antiquated tradition. Sign the papers and spend a fraction of the money on you two, I don't want to see uncle Steve get plastered and bitch out a server or bartender. That's not fun. Nor is planning everything
BoboTheIceMan
Wife and I did court house. We dressed nice. We had a lot of the staff peeking in the back doors at us and smiling. Others that got married that day (like 3 other couples with diff judges) we're in just street clothes. So I think that set us apart from others.
ZOMGNO
We got a celebrant to come to our house. She had a GIANT wedding that afternoon, but had a spare half hour and came to our place. We'd planned to get married in the back yard, but it rained, so it was the lounge. The kids were our witnesses and we didn't waste any money. If we'd been richer, maybe we'd have liked something more... but we weren't, and we just wanted to be married and I've never had a single regret! So much fun!!!
Hammerwell
Whats a celebrant? A kind if party service? Or an official who gets you the papers?
ZOMGNO
Oh. Uh. The person who marries you. In NZ, thats called a celebrant, unless you're getting married in a church, and then i guess it'd be a Priest doing it. On American TV, people say things like "I just got ordained online..." but like, we don't have that. You have to register as an official Celebrant with a bunch of paperwork and character references. She came over with the paperwork and said the official words (specific words have to be said) and then she filed the paperwork after we signed.
SuRavSmash11
Yup, Court House wedding and month long trip bouncing around Europe.
BoboTheIceMan
Night in a hotel. Breakfast the next morning. Work the day after. Wife and I took the day off work to get married, the job knew and still wanted us to come in and cover a shift for someone and were slightly indignant that we said no, we were getting married.
Hammerwell
You couldn't have done it in the cafeteria at lunch break with the field service recording official on call, couldn't you. Tsts, people these days. /s