Phone dump

May 9, 2017 6:55 AM

nameman

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The perspective picture of the girl in the street is in West Vancouver, Canada! +1 for Canadian innovation!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've been to Thailand. Can confirm many things to do.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for learning Thai

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have a beard and dont know how to change a tire. Learn how to change a tire. Everyone should know how to change a tire.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

demanding a compliment!? The ridiculous amount of despicable ridicule one could exact is endless...so they got let off easy!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 Where is your Anti-Aircraft Vehicle Flyboy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantastic dump.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 hour power nap? Wtf is that shot, 6 hours is a full nights sleep!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I think that's the point. Like you fell asleep for a 20 minute power nap but accidentally slept through the whole day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All unwanted babies will be taken by the FIRST ORDER.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men should be able to change tires. So should women. Shit isn't hard.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the door handle for that Wendy's a frosty spoon? That's cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have a beard and can't change a tire, learn how to change a tire. It's a pretty useful skill.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

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9 years ago (deleted May 14, 2017 5:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Right? Just because you've never had to use the skill in anger, doesn't mean it isn't necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously!!!! My dad taught me how to do that when I was 12. The amount of people that can't change a tire is disturbing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've successfully installed Java and now you also have Yahoo's browser toolbar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"HAHAHAHAHA THE LAST ONE", fuck you people.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

YO! chill

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Where's your plane? Peasants* the other was asking if they were peasants.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So in that STOP RESISTING one... what the hell is that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A resistor.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which is what exactly?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It only allows so much electricity to flow through.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 Even in his miniature, he's hiding his erection

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trick used "in Japan," that's why they're driving on the right side of the road and the chalk kid is white

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

And licence plates profoundly non-Japanese.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I scrolled down looking the comment and your reply.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, I'm pretty sure my reaction would be to panic and swerve uncontrollably.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mi anos tienes 47 papas

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

my anuses, you have 47 potatoes

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

>:)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a native Spanish speaker, this is killing me. I have to look away!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of potatoes with very limited space, I'm impressed

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Takes years of practice ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The last one. Heh. Heh. I C what you did there.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

I C++ it too

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I C you're a # man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

++

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really have to asp you if that was intentional...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yall keep this and I'll have you strangle you like a python

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'll give you a box of gems if you don't...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now now font make me get my raptor

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh byte me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha you must B Sharp. No wait, wrong thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You were one letter away!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In music theory, a B# is the tonal equivalent of a C natural. It was a stretch to make it work for a computer joke though ha

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a musician and programmer I understand now, but C# is also a programming language, hence the one letter away

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooo I wasn't aware of that. Good to know! Cheers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just learn how to change a tire. Everyone should be able to do this.

9 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 8

Absolutely agreed. (But also stop enforcing negative gender stereotypes.)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came down here to say this. It's fucking easy, and it you get a flat it'll save you a lot of pain.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why? 28 years of driving a car and ONE time I had a flat. Lot of newer cars don't even have a spare tyre in Germany.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just realised i am trading in my car this week, and it will be the first car I've owned without changing a tyre on it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad made me show him I could do it before I started driving. The trick to getting a stubborn wheel off is to hit it with the spare.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mine did the same thing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even though I know how to change a tire, I make enough to have someone come do it for me. Everyone needs a career. Even tire changers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its also like.. not a difficult task

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU! It's fuckin simple. It's probably in your car guide book thing. Also YouTube. There are no legit excuses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any task is more difficult if you have no idea how/no motivation to do it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, it depends on how fast the cars are going past you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was coming here to post the same thing. Changing a tire isn't a crappy masculine stereotype, it's basic competency for an adult (m or f).

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't get the downvotes. It really is an important life skill.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

My 4'9, 90 lb mother taught me to change a tire. If she can do it, anyone can.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's okay. I bask in the downvote flames knowing I am right.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

The downvotes come from a generation that has always been taught to find someone to fix their problems instead of actually learning how to.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Agree with you there, "just call someone they'll fix it for you"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned as a kid/teen but in the years since then I've, thankfully, never had to do it. I barely remember how anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was part of the requirements for me being allowed to drive. I also had to pull myself out of a hydroplane. Best skill ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's easily done but I get worried jacking up the car to do it. Im afraid I've put the jack in the wrong place and it'll fuck the car up.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I fucked up my parents car by putting the jack under the fuel tank. Not badly enough for anyone to ever notice though thankfully.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you're worried that, in the process of jacking the car up, you'll jack the car up

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's like a little indented bit on any car I've ever had

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Understandable. Each car is a little different just know where your lift point is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Errm....there's a specific lift point..??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suitable points for front and back tyres are identified in all owners manuals as far as I know.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't drive so I can't see why I should

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Zombie apocalypse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do You have a beard though?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're fine then.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have a beard and can't change a tire, learn to change a tire. If you don't have beard and can't change a tire, learn to change one.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

But, I don't even have a car. I can change/repair the tires of my bike though..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Directions unclear, but now i know how to change my beard.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's a start.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really think the amount of blood involved isn't so much offensive as insulting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Related: i feel like those words mean different things, but im struggling to explain it. I may, in fact, be wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0