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May 9, 2017 6:55 AM
nameman
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Talbit
The perspective picture of the girl in the street is in West Vancouver, Canada! +1 for Canadian innovation!
Rozencrantze
I've been to Thailand. Can confirm many things to do.
mavruda
+1 for learning Thai
partcleboard
If you have a beard and dont know how to change a tire. Learn how to change a tire. Everyone should know how to change a tire.
EachdayAnotherStepweTake
demanding a compliment!? The ridiculous amount of despicable ridicule one could exact is endless...so they got let off easy!
lestrat
#12 Where is your Anti-Aircraft Vehicle Flyboy.
MrVagitarian
Fantastic dump.
ahammsamich
6 hour power nap? Wtf is that shot, 6 hours is a full nights sleep!
yehstan
I think that's the point. Like you fell asleep for a 20 minute power nap but accidentally slept through the whole day.
likifucrieverytim
All unwanted babies will be taken by the FIRST ORDER.
FussyZeus
Men should be able to change tires. So should women. Shit isn't hard.
Diacyn
Is the door handle for that Wendy's a frosty spoon? That's cool.
acertainjenesaisquoi
If you have a beard and can't change a tire, learn how to change a tire. It's a pretty useful skill.
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acertainjenesaisquoi
Right? Just because you've never had to use the skill in anger, doesn't mean it isn't necessary.
daddyshome5864
Seriously!!!! My dad taught me how to do that when I was 12. The amount of people that can't change a tire is disturbing.
norrinraddsboard
You've successfully installed Java and now you also have Yahoo's browser toolbar
Schmedes
"HAHAHAHAHA THE LAST ONE", fuck you people.
BranBanana
YO! chill
Schmedes
Never
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
*Where's your plane? Peasants* the other was asking if they were peasants.
foxycoby
So in that STOP RESISTING one... what the hell is that?
Machayis
A resistor.
foxycoby
Which is what exactly?
Machayis
It only allows so much electricity to flow through.
GreaterDog
#19 Even in his miniature, he's hiding his erection
ermigerd
Trick used "in Japan," that's why they're driving on the right side of the road and the chalk kid is white
pecc
And licence plates profoundly non-Japanese.
dpatrick1a
I scrolled down looking the comment and your reply.
witebuddha
Also, I'm pretty sure my reaction would be to panic and swerve uncontrollably.
BigWilldo
Mi anos tienes 47 papas
penguinradical
my anuses, you have 47 potatoes
longoriaisaiah
>:)
evydear3
as a native Spanish speaker, this is killing me. I have to look away!
thenipplegrippler
That's a lot of potatoes with very limited space, I'm impressed
BigWilldo
Takes years of practice ;)
Meludan
TheSmellOfStreetAfterRain
The last one. Heh. Heh. I C what you did there.
Devotedlurker
I C++ it too
MisterDildy
I C you're a # man
nostradumasss
++
terreurhaas
I really have to asp you if that was intentional...
GingerKony
Yall keep this and I'll have you strangle you like a python
terreurhaas
I'll give you a box of gems if you don't...
TheMobyh
Now now font make me get my raptor
terreurhaas
Oh byte me.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Ha you must B Sharp. No wait, wrong thing.
IbuildRobots
You were one letter away!
MoreLikeLawlSchool
In music theory, a B# is the tonal equivalent of a C natural. It was a stretch to make it work for a computer joke though ha
IbuildRobots
As a musician and programmer I understand now, but C# is also a programming language, hence the one letter away
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Ooo I wasn't aware of that. Good to know! Cheers.
WafflesMcPancakes
Just learn how to change a tire. Everyone should be able to do this.
ToastMasterLex
Absolutely agreed. (But also stop enforcing negative gender stereotypes.)
Cruxador
Came down here to say this. It's fucking easy, and it you get a flat it'll save you a lot of pain.
Mithi
Why? 28 years of driving a car and ONE time I had a flat. Lot of newer cars don't even have a spare tyre in Germany.
Jernau
I just realised i am trading in my car this week, and it will be the first car I've owned without changing a tyre on it.
ThatsMadTed
My dad made me show him I could do it before I started driving. The trick to getting a stubborn wheel off is to hit it with the spare.
WafflesMcPancakes
Mine did the same thing!
BuckeyeFan79
Even though I know how to change a tire, I make enough to have someone come do it for me. Everyone needs a career. Even tire changers.
OnceIThoughtIWasWrongButIWasMistsken
Its also like.. not a difficult task
ThatsMadTed
THANK YOU! It's fuckin simple. It's probably in your car guide book thing. Also YouTube. There are no legit excuses.
Azerai
Any task is more difficult if you have no idea how/no motivation to do it
o11c
Well, it depends on how fast the cars are going past you.
apwillenme
Was coming here to post the same thing. Changing a tire isn't a crappy masculine stereotype, it's basic competency for an adult (m or f).
CorruptedAI
I don't get the downvotes. It really is an important life skill.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
My 4'9, 90 lb mother taught me to change a tire. If she can do it, anyone can.
WafflesMcPancakes
It's okay. I bask in the downvote flames knowing I am right.
SpaceBallsFromSpace
The downvotes come from a generation that has always been taught to find someone to fix their problems instead of actually learning how to.
masterofmuppets13
Agree with you there, "just call someone they'll fix it for you"
oscillatingdogfan
I learned as a kid/teen but in the years since then I've, thankfully, never had to do it. I barely remember how anymore.
oscillatingdogfan
It was part of the requirements for me being allowed to drive. I also had to pull myself out of a hydroplane. Best skill ever.
DeadHamster
It's easily done but I get worried jacking up the car to do it. Im afraid I've put the jack in the wrong place and it'll fuck the car up.
Jernau
I fucked up my parents car by putting the jack under the fuel tank. Not badly enough for anyone to ever notice though thankfully.
thefatlonelyjew
So you're worried that, in the process of jacking the car up, you'll jack the car up
ColbaltJoe
ThatsMadTed
There's like a little indented bit on any car I've ever had
WafflesMcPancakes
Understandable. Each car is a little different just know where your lift point is.
WrongUn
Errm....there's a specific lift point..??
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Suitable points for front and back tyres are identified in all owners manuals as far as I know.
WholesomeAsFuck
I don't drive so I can't see why I should
WafflesMcPancakes
Zombie apocalypse
nameman
Do You have a beard though?
WholesomeAsFuck
No
ACanadianPerson
You're fine then.
temporizingdemon
If you have a beard and can't change a tire, learn to change a tire. If you don't have beard and can't change a tire, learn to change one.
Berberana
But, I don't even have a car. I can change/repair the tires of my bike though..
TheBlueMuppet
Directions unclear, but now i know how to change my beard.
LegacyMuse
It's a start.
TheBlueMuppet
I really think the amount of blood involved isn't so much offensive as insulting.
TheBlueMuppet
Related: i feel like those words mean different things, but im struggling to explain it. I may, in fact, be wrong.