lol I hope I never have to test this theory out

Feb 11, 2026 7:06 PM

zoraniko

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Whenever I was on vacation away from my cat I'd ask any stray to ask King Tybalt to let my cat know I missed him and was coming home soon

1 month ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

If her cat wasnt gone long its likely that she had her cats scent on her as well as distress and since cats commune in their own ways my very unscientific hypothesis would be that the strays smell her cat, then find that cat and "tell" it that its pet is sad looking for them.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Kafka on the Shore by Murakami has this

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Heard you were asking about me?”

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I heard cats can actually understand us. They’re just assholes. Of course the study was said that one cat actually fell asleep mid-test and I’m like “you’re telling me you didn’t have a specific box for the ‘cat falls asleep’ category? It’s a cat. Always assume it will nap.”

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There's been a few studies like that. The latest and most likely idea is they don't understand the words quite as good, except for often used one like no, their name, treat. Instead when talking to them they understand tone more.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can tell she's feline quite the sense of relief.

1 month ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Groan. Take your upvote.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’d run too if my human had nails like that

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jellicles Can and Jellicles Do

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the scent on the phone had more to do with it than the image

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Set the cat litter box outside. They'll return to it.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

CAT COUNCIL: There's a lady being weird in the streets with a glowy rectangle.
CAT WHO JOINED COUNCIL JUST RECENTLY: Okay fine, I'll go home.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I just spent the last 3 minutes thinking about the realistic linguistics between these cats that could happen to communicate this…. Which is a little silly but, upon recognizing the lost kitty, their words would be “your human sad”

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just in time to be made into dinner.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else notice her fingernails?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of a Muppets song. "The cat came back, the very next day. The cat came back, he wouldn't stay away..."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the song well predates the Muppets but trivia: that skit was one of the few that had Gaffer the Backstage Cat as a character (Generally Gaffer is in the background and is basically a training muppet for new cast members to practice on)

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What language does she speak? It's not Japanese, is it?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm almost certain it's not Japanese.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not shitting on this feel good but I dont think the woman is speaking Japanese. I mean I barely speak English so im not the best reference. Also idk that it matters for the context either bc its only stupid if it doesn't work right?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It didn't really sound like Japanese to me, but the post didn't actually say she was. It just spoke of Japanese folklore.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean true

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's true! Cats do gossip

1 month ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

They're little chatter bugs

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cats may talk shit, but they don’t talk to cops

1 month ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Cats notoriously do not like rats!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cats are very much social creatures, im not sure that the correlation points towards causation here, but im glad she got her cat back.

1 month ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 2

It's probably mostly that cats just come back after a while.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Maybe her cat was able to pick up her sent from the cats who rubbed on her phone ?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't care. I love cats. I'm riding the correlation > causation train in this instance for a far as it will take me.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah there's a distinct chance that the cat just went for a hike or a mini adventure and got back when it got bored/hungry.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My s/o and i feed the strays here (there's not many & they're pretty well off) and one brought me a fresh sandwich one day. Still dunno where she got it but she's my cat now

1 month ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Did you eat the sandwich?

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It would be rude not to

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No but I PRETENDED TO

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