US World cup team shoulda tried this

Dec 5, 2022 11:43 PM

epicurusaquinas

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That's some Shaolin Soccer shit

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is an insane goal

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ya ya

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, didn’t he score on himself though?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw that move on Shaolin soccer

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn’t even watch it go in. What a badass

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a tiny ass pitch

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah what’s the point, they won’t have to run after the ball, we wont see sweaty millionaires playing sportsball for corrupt old white dudes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No one? OK, I'll go: Godverdomme... Ja Ja!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I peaked in the 2nd grade when in floor hockey I scored as a goalie all the way from my goal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool !!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trees in the background aren't even blowing that much, that wasn't just wind. He put crazy spin on that damn lol

3 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

It was already spinning quite a lot when he hit it, so to add spin means the sheer power to get distance is also impressive

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw that too, it all came perfect together.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOW! just from the sound of him hitting the ball, that kid has got POWERRRRRRRR

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ronaldinho had a goal similar to this against England in 2002. Except his was a free kick…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shout out to the camera parent for capturing it so he could see :DD what a cool memory

3 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

he doe see it though, he looks back just before it goes in

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's pretty cool. ??????

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Eventually, if you shoot at a goal long enough, you’ll hit one. At least that’s the going theory. Absolutely meaningless possession.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 39

I'm not even sure he was shooting at the goal.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, but your theory fails to take into account the context of children at play. His is a remarkable accomplishment for that setting

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Absolutely! I meant to mean the USMNT scoring goals. 140 characters sometimes does not work well enough.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How we decide to deal with the paradoxes in the meaning of life is one of the most important parts of life.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just trying to agree that the USMNT needs to adopt a goal shooting mentality. Even from the outside. Sorry.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh. No need to be sorry. I wasn't coming down on you and didn't downvote. I did misunderstand your intention. It's still a good quote. Lol.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol @ the goalies despair.. that was some platoon level sobbing!

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Props to the goalie for being on his toes and seeing it coming, but that was tough one to catch.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Textbook form

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Blue guy failed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He successfully avoided a laser shot to the face

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"the goal of the season," I know football tends to be low-scoring, but that's the only goal they made all season? Damn...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saved all their goal scoring talent for that one kick

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not even a football fan, but damn if that wasn't impressive! If that were me, I'd be trying to re-create that for a long time!

3 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 0

Yep. Will probably break up his own team's attacking chances for years to come trying to recreate that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd retire on the high note.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Polk High School in the 1966 Chicago City Championship.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spooned it !

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe that's called chasing the dragon. You will never capture that same high again. I guess heroin might do it but not recommended.

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Agreed. A highlight shouldn’t be the bar that is set. Enjoy but continue. Otherwise disappointment will surely follow

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yea, and like only once

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn it Randy!

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Most likely the best Football player on the US, considering their aversion to real football.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Let me understand this .. I'm an American .. I posted a bunch of American kids playing .. and my title refers to the US World Cup team.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND YET .. the only comment you think to make is about how Americans don't like the sport.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most Americans, yes. Same way most Croatians don't like baseball or American football, but there is a group of people who enjoy it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

American kids play it all the way through school.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was not aware of that. Guessing it's still not on the level of American Football (handegg) ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And yeah, you are right, but Association Football is getting more popular. Most cities have several soccer fields now.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We prefer Gridiron over Handegg as an alternative name for it, as it does still involve feet and kicking.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is the goalie wearing orange and not red or blue?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Goalkeepers wear a colour that contrasts with everyone else - different than their own team, the opposition team and the Referee.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Because it brings out the brown in his eyes.

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

goalies always wear different colours to the rest of the team. Different rules apply to them, so they must be easily identifiable.

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Today I learned. Thanks!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good for you for asking. I'm glad everyone kept it kind. Cheers!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had the opposite effect on me. I thought red player kicked it into their own goal, and was confused by the cheering.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why i asked actually ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah - ideally the goalies contrast both with their own team strip and the opposing team. lower leagues this is not always the case

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like a goalie jersey that's team-related but distinct. So Blue team's goalie (v red) should be in like teal but not orange

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nah, they are often v unique. Italy has a blue team and goalie is often anything from silver to pink.

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Oh I just realized you said "I like" not "I think that". My bad, nvm

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bent it like the Spice Girl's husband.

3 years ago | Likes 656 Dislikes 0

Eddie Murphy?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think his name is Herb?!?!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kiera Knightly?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You sir, win comment of the night

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They shared one?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 16

Godzilla should read it again and pay attention to the apostrophe

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's too late. He's dead. But I read it again and now I get it.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's Mr spice to you.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one who had to get with her friends? … to be her lover, if I recall.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need context

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to the movie "Bend It Like Beckham". David Beckham used to play football (soccer) and is married to Posh Spice.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok, im missing a piece of information

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I think a good soccer ('merica!) player is or was married to a spice girl? Maybe? david beccum beckum beckhim.. I dunno...

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You’re close.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posh Spice is married to a man who does ball things with his feet. Possibly famous?

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Also there's a movie called Bend It Like Beckham about women's soccer

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a ludicrous display.

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"Ball things with his feet," you say? How does one go about signing up for such a thing?

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Do you want to get kicked in the nuts? This is how you get kicked in the nuts.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like two birds one stone for my one bird and two stones

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