Dec 5, 2022 11:43 PM
epicurusaquinas
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PapaSez
That's some Shaolin Soccer shit
JoshuaFalken
That is an insane goal
KarmaciouS
Ya ya
spiceass9000
Wait, didn’t he score on himself though?
MassiveKy
I saw that move on Shaolin soccer
Howlingowl
Didn’t even watch it go in. What a badass
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
That's a tiny ass pitch
Goldensands
Yeah what’s the point, they won’t have to run after the ball, we wont see sweaty millionaires playing sportsball for corrupt old white dudes
Imafeline
No one? OK, I'll go: Godverdomme... Ja Ja!
redditmcredditface
I peaked in the 2nd grade when in floor hockey I scored as a goalie all the way from my goal.
Cool !!
HardOnStrokeFoundation
The trees in the background aren't even blowing that much, that wasn't just wind. He put crazy spin on that damn lol
b1candy2
It was already spinning quite a lot when he hit it, so to add spin means the sheer power to get distance is also impressive
Schlenda
Saw that too, it all came perfect together.
ItsACrazyWorld
WOW! just from the sound of him hitting the ball, that kid has got POWERRRRRRRR
thelastlefty
Ronaldinho had a goal similar to this against England in 2002. Except his was a free kick…
cozynester
Shout out to the camera parent for capturing it so he could see :DD what a cool memory
NomadUniverse
he doe see it though, he looks back just before it goes in
It's pretty cool. ??????
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Eventually, if you shoot at a goal long enough, you’ll hit one. At least that’s the going theory. Absolutely meaningless possession.
DidItForScience
I'm not even sure he was shooting at the goal.
Ah, but your theory fails to take into account the context of children at play. His is a remarkable accomplishment for that setting
Absolutely! I meant to mean the USMNT scoring goals. 140 characters sometimes does not work well enough.
How we decide to deal with the paradoxes in the meaning of life is one of the most important parts of life.
I was just trying to agree that the USMNT needs to adopt a goal shooting mentality. Even from the outside. Sorry.
Oh. No need to be sorry. I wasn't coming down on you and didn't downvote. I did misunderstand your intention. It's still a good quote. Lol.
commanderding
Lol @ the goalies despair.. that was some platoon level sobbing!
FutileHumility
AgainstMethod
Props to the goalie for being on his toes and seeing it coming, but that was tough one to catch.
stripedmarlin
Textbook form
rumandbass
Blue guy failed
He successfully avoided a laser shot to the face
Burke616
"the goal of the season," I know football tends to be low-scoring, but that's the only goal they made all season? Damn...
WafflesWithDietWater
Saved all their goal scoring talent for that one kick
Grimmy32
I'm not even a football fan, but damn if that wasn't impressive! If that were me, I'd be trying to re-create that for a long time!
tetsubin
Yep. Will probably break up his own team's attacking chances for years to come trying to recreate that.
TheobromineAddict
I'd retire on the high note.
SonnyVabitch
Reminds me of Polk High School in the 1966 Chicago City Championship.
harrison100012
Spooned it !
itsallaboutthecones
I believe that's called chasing the dragon. You will never capture that same high again. I guess heroin might do it but not recommended.
usersubpondscum
Agreed. A highlight shouldn’t be the bar that is set. Enjoy but continue. Otherwise disappointment will surely follow
ruferto
yea, and like only once
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Damn it Randy!
DanteLidge
Most likely the best Football player on the US, considering their aversion to real football.
Let me understand this .. I'm an American .. I posted a bunch of American kids playing .. and my title refers to the US World Cup team.
AND YET .. the only comment you think to make is about how Americans don't like the sport.
Most Americans, yes. Same way most Croatians don't like baseball or American football, but there is a group of people who enjoy it.
QuartzPoker
American kids play it all the way through school.
Was not aware of that. Guessing it's still not on the level of American Football (handegg) ?
And yeah, you are right, but Association Football is getting more popular. Most cities have several soccer fields now.
We prefer Gridiron over Handegg as an alternative name for it, as it does still involve feet and kicking.
appleporpoise
Why is the goalie wearing orange and not red or blue?
MrBismarck
Goalkeepers wear a colour that contrasts with everyone else - different than their own team, the opposition team and the Referee.
ThatWillBuffOut
Because it brings out the brown in his eyes.
DaniePants
dogmatix
goalies always wear different colours to the rest of the team. Different rules apply to them, so they must be easily identifiable.
Today I learned. Thanks!
Good for you for asking. I'm glad everyone kept it kind. Cheers!!
JoshuaHarazin
Had the opposite effect on me. I thought red player kicked it into their own goal, and was confused by the cheering.
This is why i asked actually ?
yeah - ideally the goalies contrast both with their own team strip and the opposing team. lower leagues this is not always the case
Frederf
I like a goalie jersey that's team-related but distinct. So Blue team's goalie (v red) should be in like teal but not orange
madflenser
Nah, they are often v unique. Italy has a blue team and goalie is often anything from silver to pink.
Oh I just realized you said "I like" not "I think that". My bad, nvm
DonkeyGoat
Bent it like the Spice Girl's husband.
captainnewbi
Eddie Murphy?
CmfMttnPpl
I think his name is Herb?!?!
TechnicallyRight
Kiera Knightly?
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
You sir, win comment of the night
JamesAHarrod
They shared one?
TheEvilPlatypus
Godzilla should read it again and pay attention to the apostrophe
It's too late. He's dead. But I read it again and now I get it.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
That's Mr spice to you.
WeeHuaHua
The one who had to get with her friends? … to be her lover, if I recall.
Shadowkrieger
I need context
ibldedibble
It's a reference to the movie "Bend It Like Beckham". David Beckham used to play football (soccer) and is married to Posh Spice.
PimpinKen
Ok, im missing a piece of information
3ES60181487
I think a good soccer ('merica!) player is or was married to a spice girl? Maybe? david beccum beckum beckhim.. I dunno...
charhan
You’re close.
achampgal9000
Posh Spice is married to a man who does ball things with his feet. Possibly famous?
Heisanevilgenius
Also there's a movie called Bend It Like Beckham about women's soccer
It's a ludicrous display.
exoticbeige
99Nomads
"Ball things with his feet," you say? How does one go about signing up for such a thing?
onecowboytoo
Do you want to get kicked in the nuts? This is how you get kicked in the nuts.
Sounds like two birds one stone for my one bird and two stones
PapaSez
That's some Shaolin Soccer shit
JoshuaFalken
That is an insane goal
KarmaciouS
Ya ya
spiceass9000
Wait, didn’t he score on himself though?
MassiveKy
I saw that move on Shaolin soccer
Howlingowl
Didn’t even watch it go in. What a badass
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
That's a tiny ass pitch
Goldensands
Yeah what’s the point, they won’t have to run after the ball, we wont see sweaty millionaires playing sportsball for corrupt old white dudes
Imafeline
No one? OK, I'll go: Godverdomme... Ja Ja!
redditmcredditface
I peaked in the 2nd grade when in floor hockey I scored as a goalie all the way from my goal.
epicurusaquinas
Cool !!
HardOnStrokeFoundation
The trees in the background aren't even blowing that much, that wasn't just wind. He put crazy spin on that damn lol
b1candy2
It was already spinning quite a lot when he hit it, so to add spin means the sheer power to get distance is also impressive
Schlenda
Saw that too, it all came perfect together.
ItsACrazyWorld
WOW! just from the sound of him hitting the ball, that kid has got POWERRRRRRRR
thelastlefty
Ronaldinho had a goal similar to this against England in 2002. Except his was a free kick…
cozynester
Shout out to the camera parent for capturing it so he could see :DD what a cool memory
NomadUniverse
he doe see it though, he looks back just before it goes in
epicurusaquinas
It's pretty cool. ??????
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Eventually, if you shoot at a goal long enough, you’ll hit one. At least that’s the going theory. Absolutely meaningless possession.
DidItForScience
I'm not even sure he was shooting at the goal.
cozynester
Ah, but your theory fails to take into account the context of children at play. His is a remarkable accomplishment for that setting
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Absolutely! I meant to mean the USMNT scoring goals. 140 characters sometimes does not work well enough.
epicurusaquinas
How we decide to deal with the paradoxes in the meaning of life is one of the most important parts of life.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I was just trying to agree that the USMNT needs to adopt a goal shooting mentality. Even from the outside. Sorry.
epicurusaquinas
Oh. No need to be sorry. I wasn't coming down on you and didn't downvote. I did misunderstand your intention. It's still a good quote. Lol.
commanderding
Lol @ the goalies despair.. that was some platoon level sobbing!
FutileHumility
AgainstMethod
Props to the goalie for being on his toes and seeing it coming, but that was tough one to catch.
stripedmarlin
Textbook form
rumandbass
Blue guy failed
stripedmarlin
He successfully avoided a laser shot to the face
Burke616
"the goal of the season," I know football tends to be low-scoring, but that's the only goal they made all season? Damn...
WafflesWithDietWater
Saved all their goal scoring talent for that one kick
Grimmy32
I'm not even a football fan, but damn if that wasn't impressive! If that were me, I'd be trying to re-create that for a long time!
tetsubin
Yep. Will probably break up his own team's attacking chances for years to come trying to recreate that.
TheobromineAddict
I'd retire on the high note.
SonnyVabitch
Reminds me of Polk High School in the 1966 Chicago City Championship.
harrison100012
Spooned it !
itsallaboutthecones
I believe that's called chasing the dragon. You will never capture that same high again. I guess heroin might do it but not recommended.
usersubpondscum
Agreed. A highlight shouldn’t be the bar that is set. Enjoy but continue. Otherwise disappointment will surely follow
ruferto
yea, and like only once
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Damn it Randy!
itsallaboutthecones
DanteLidge
Most likely the best Football player on the US, considering their aversion to real football.
epicurusaquinas
Let me understand this .. I'm an American .. I posted a bunch of American kids playing .. and my title refers to the US World Cup team.
epicurusaquinas
AND YET .. the only comment you think to make is about how Americans don't like the sport.
DanteLidge
Most Americans, yes. Same way most Croatians don't like baseball or American football, but there is a group of people who enjoy it.
QuartzPoker
American kids play it all the way through school.
DanteLidge
Was not aware of that. Guessing it's still not on the level of American Football (handegg) ?
QuartzPoker
And yeah, you are right, but Association Football is getting more popular. Most cities have several soccer fields now.
QuartzPoker
We prefer Gridiron over Handegg as an alternative name for it, as it does still involve feet and kicking.
appleporpoise
Why is the goalie wearing orange and not red or blue?
MrBismarck
Goalkeepers wear a colour that contrasts with everyone else - different than their own team, the opposition team and the Referee.
ThatWillBuffOut
Because it brings out the brown in his eyes.
DaniePants
dogmatix
goalies always wear different colours to the rest of the team. Different rules apply to them, so they must be easily identifiable.
appleporpoise
Today I learned. Thanks!
epicurusaquinas
Good for you for asking. I'm glad everyone kept it kind. Cheers!!
JoshuaHarazin
Had the opposite effect on me. I thought red player kicked it into their own goal, and was confused by the cheering.
appleporpoise
This is why i asked actually ?
dogmatix
yeah - ideally the goalies contrast both with their own team strip and the opposing team. lower leagues this is not always the case
Frederf
I like a goalie jersey that's team-related but distinct. So Blue team's goalie (v red) should be in like teal but not orange
madflenser
Nah, they are often v unique. Italy has a blue team and goalie is often anything from silver to pink.
madflenser
Oh I just realized you said "I like" not "I think that". My bad, nvm
DonkeyGoat
Bent it like the Spice Girl's husband.
captainnewbi
Eddie Murphy?
CmfMttnPpl
I think his name is Herb?!?!
TechnicallyRight
Kiera Knightly?
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
You sir, win comment of the night
DonkeyGoat
JamesAHarrod
epicurusaquinas
They shared one?
TheEvilPlatypus
Godzilla should read it again and pay attention to the apostrophe
epicurusaquinas
It's too late. He's dead. But I read it again and now I get it.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
That's Mr spice to you.
WeeHuaHua
The one who had to get with her friends? … to be her lover, if I recall.
Shadowkrieger
I need context
ibldedibble
It's a reference to the movie "Bend It Like Beckham". David Beckham used to play football (soccer) and is married to Posh Spice.
PimpinKen
Ok, im missing a piece of information
3ES60181487
I think a good soccer ('merica!) player is or was married to a spice girl? Maybe? david beccum beckum beckhim.. I dunno...
charhan
You’re close.
achampgal9000
Posh Spice is married to a man who does ball things with his feet. Possibly famous?
Heisanevilgenius
Also there's a movie called Bend It Like Beckham about women's soccer
DidItForScience
It's a ludicrous display.
exoticbeige
99Nomads
"Ball things with his feet," you say? How does one go about signing up for such a thing?
onecowboytoo
Do you want to get kicked in the nuts? This is how you get kicked in the nuts.
99Nomads
Sounds like two birds one stone for my one bird and two stones