My oldest daughter: "Do you think Kevin Hart tries to get into movies for half price? Like he just walks up to the ticket counter and says 'Hello, mister. One ticket to the Pokemon movie please." "Sure, son, just a minute here. Wait a second... Kevin Hart? Kevin, you've got tons of money. Just pay full price, man."
I know that this might come across as maybe a little bit thirsty. But I just wanna say that I probably wouldn't object if each and every one of those men hoisted me up by my asscheeks and pounded me 'til I'm mpreggers.
Male-pattern baldness is strongly corelated to high levels of testosterone. But, for the sake of scientific thoroughness, I'm willing to check that theory by performing a series of taste-tests.
Fun fact: a lot of bodybuilders are on the short side because it seems height and achievable muscle mass are not strictly correlated. So you pack the same muscle on a shorter guy and *boom*
Bytencoder
fgh
MuaddibISR
I miss a bit of Charles Berkeley in our life
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
THe Rock & Kevin Hart is my favorite celebrity bromance of all time.
Swashbuckler101
I did not realize how big Barkley was
eromitlab
haha Kevin Hart YOU SHORT
wadenelson1
Wikipedia entry for "Big Boys"
AgentKGB
My oldest daughter: "Do you think Kevin Hart tries to get into movies for half price? Like he just walks up to the ticket counter and says 'Hello, mister. One ticket to the Pokemon movie please." "Sure, son, just a minute here. Wait a second... Kevin Hart? Kevin, you've got tons of money. Just pay full price, man."
ThatBobbyG
Sir Charles is 6’4”, is The Rock under 6’ IRL?
UzY3L
I like how Shaq has to bend a little so he fits in the frame
wadatahmydamie
It’s his way of acknowledging subservience to Sir Charles
TalanRhodes
Wait, I thought Charles Barkley was small? I must be thinking of another basketball player.
IndigoWhisker
He is small, he's just small for a power forward (which is still tall). Dude used to be able to out-jump 7 foot tall guys.
Bovisstercus
Yup. He was short for the second-biggest position in professional basketball. But gigantic in regular people terms.
Omnimorph2112
I would have liked to see Kevin hart in this photo as well. Wait... Maybe he *is* in it
AdrianDunne
It doesn't count if he's hidden in a pocket.
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LongSerpent
windsingr
NOW I understand what Space Marines look like!
Colopty
There's always a bigger buff guy
CheshireCad
I know that this might come across as maybe a little bit thirsty. But I just wanna say that I probably wouldn't object if each and every one of those men hoisted me up by my asscheeks and pounded me 'til I'm mpreggers.
pwnedbill
Embrace the thirst!
Sternfeuer
Just a little bit thirsty....just a little bit.
PSMouse
There's more than enough thirst for women on this site, so thirst away and bring balance to the force.
foobar580
Even the guy who transplanted his forehead hair onto his chin?
CheshireCad
Male-pattern baldness is strongly corelated to high levels of testosterone. But, for the sake of scientific thoroughness, I'm willing to check that theory by performing a series of taste-tests.
RibbleTPibits
ESPECIALLY that guy!
Clockworkdancerobot
You should see Arnold
PutItInNeutral
willpostanything
ImAnActionBirb
Get me a short King lookin’ like a lower case letter…
FoxySpirit
Fun fact: a lot of bodybuilders are on the short side because it seems height and achievable muscle mass are not strictly correlated. So you pack the same muscle on a shorter guy and *boom*
Yourname942
I wonder how Big Shaq would be compared to them
BukkakeRider3000
Jagerbeast
Is that the guy from Airplane?
FlatPlutoSociety
That's Wilt Chamberlain. The guy from Airplane is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Jagerbeast
Fml.... i thought it was wilt in airplane!!! Damnit
reichstein
NooPogodi
But where's Kevin Bacon?
omegaprimus01
Poor old mini me, he was shorter than a life sized yoda statue.
sebele85
bruudwin
whats Mini Me posing with?
HeadJamistan
Shaq's shoe.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Warwick Davis
reichstein
A shoe. I don't remember who's though sorry.
HeadJamistan
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/16sz7o/verne_troyer_aka_mini_me_standing_next_to_shaqs/
NorthSideSoldier
Isn't Arnold 6'3"?
PutItInNeutral
6'2", but Andre and Wilt were both over 7'.
Kbantar
Those were the wrestling heights, not real world.
PutItInNeutral
Wilt was a basketball player, and he absolutely was 7'1".
Kbantar
I was mainly talking about Andre.
MileysVirus
sskyrimjob
Imagine how weird this is for Shaw
sskyrimjob
Shaq
cosonfused
Too bad Verne Troyer never got to meet with them
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
What do you mean? Verne is in the picture. Look closer in the bottom right corner. See that dust speck?
iamlegendinjapan
He was one of us
Antalis
is that a cardboard cut out of Kevin Hart? Or do I need to go to bed.
Fhant
Yes.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Photoshop job. And you need to go to bed.
Asadsadsadclown
Doesn’t look inaccurate. Yao Ming is 2ft 4in taller than Kevin Hart.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Didn't say it was inaccurate. Just that it's a photoshop job.