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Jun 20, 2023 12:35 PM
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RummageSaleBubbler
"IQ45" nice.
doobiedoobop
Trump is legit shameless enough to accept help from Hilary and Obama if it was offered.
KamikazeGerbil101
MoonAmericanFloydHeywoodR
Hillary was a lawyer for the House Judiciary committee during the Nixon impeachment hearings.
25schmeckles
Obama wasn’t the best president but the thing I liked about him is that he actually had experience in the legislative field. And that’s rediculous. Of course a president should be familiar with how the law works but it seems like that very low bar will almost certainly never be met again.
rongoins1
Ask for the money upfront, Remember donnie is a stable genius with a big brain and a big heart
ironymus
please don't, IQ45 is too far fetched. His IQ is slightly higher than that of a slice wet wheat bread
arthurvanhoudt
Who’s IQ45?
takingupspace
Trump is the 45th president and they're saying he has an IQ of 45.
Godryc
yoyo42
So he's accepting the docs ARE still classified then?
APassingPlasticBag
Only when he’s not currently thinking about declassifying them
horseman05
Illithidbane
That advice is sadly not useful. People who are idiots can't tell when they are doing stupid stuff. People who are not idiots are already not doing stupid stuff.
DobryPolak
Looks like they are laughing about the fart she just ripped. :)
worldrecordstudios
he's handling it like knoxville getting his coffee farted on
nimeton0
LOL
cardinal29
wisher1977
theInfinitelyProlonged
At this rate, he'll have to represent himself... And that will turn out like this: "The evidence before the court is incontrovertible. There's no need for the jury to retire..."
APassingPlasticBag
ironymus
besttom
"In all my years of judging I have never heard before of someone more deserving the full penalty of law..." So apt for this scenario.
wadatahmydamie
I’m surprised he didn’t use In The Flesh as a campaign song.
LordSlickRick
These are facebook quality posts. Stop upvoting this low quality dribble no matter what political side your on.
wadatahmydamie
“Why do people upvote stuff like this, but not my Among Us meme that isn’t a joke but a zero-effort reference? I hereby demand that people stop enjoying things that I don’t.”
DidItForScience
To be fair, on that one they wrote for linking purposes only.
wadatahmydamie
The hidden feature has been available since forever
DidItForScience
Yes and large swaths of people can't figure it out.
TheMightyMoto
Whoever works for him better ask for pay up front.
bladderinfection
“Cash on the barrelhead” is my favorite saying when dealing with those types.
morninggloryshade777
And examine their conscience....
frischcode
That's going to do you a lot of good when you get disbarred and go to jail. Just ask his previous attorneys.
rbudrick
Or pro bono it, lmao
OmnipotentBeing
Just assign Trump a public defender and get on with it.
bippityboppitybuttsex
No. The Federal Public Defender is for those who cannot afford an attorney, not those too stupid to be able to keep one after they hire them.
georgejimmydoodle
Someone said that a smart lawyer would get a large retainer up front and as soon as the check clears, you immediately advise Trump to plead guilty. Which of course would get you fired. And then you walk away with his money.
RhamnusiaThePaladin
Supposedly, that's what his previous lawyers advised him: accept a deal and plead guilty.
69thStPepper
That's what one of his lawyers that quit recently did. Demanded a big retainer, bounced when the charges dropped because his advice was ignored
CardboardStomach
If it were me I'd probably be concerned about him trying to get revenge after that, but Trump also seems like the guy to google "Hitmen near me" when someone screws him over.
Youhavinagiraffe
I can't be good for your career either. "Represented Trump" is not going to look good on a resume. Even to Trump fans because you failed to perform a miracle and absolve him of all the crimes he very clearly did
Thornaxe
And you succeed in painting a target on your back visible to the most aggressive and unhinged members of American society.
menchicutlets
His supporters are too dumb to even know who to target beyond whatever the latest right wing mouthpiece screams about, with the memories of goldfish.
Thornaxe
Yes. But the right wing mouthpieces will rail on whatever those attorneys do.
Akaszkronos
Goldfish better memories than you think
gilliamv
Goldfish can do string theory. republicans can barely theorize shoestrings.
MrKnowItAll1903
Grift the Grifter!
killswitch247
is it really grifting, if the legal advice is actually good? imho the true grifters are the ones who give him bad advice and continue feeding his ego in order to extract more money from him.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
This right here. "Accept a plea deal" is literally the best advice.