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Don't dead open inside
Aug 7, 2017 11:13 AM
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Stuey1221
She looks like my elderly neighbour
Coko4
spintop90
Action Excitment non stop
BewareTheCrocigator
Nooo NZ, this isn't how I want you to make front page!
crash217
EmanonInverse
Revolutionizing the "Confused old lady" meme! Genius. Genius I say!
Lysergian
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Oh wait, they're dead. Just like your grandson's sex life.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I think we found Harold's wife guys
seekingamusementviatheinternet
STGxDante
Just like my grandma without the racism.
likehelly
i actually read this properly, and i don't understand how i did
TurtIeproof
"Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead." -Grandma and/or Uzi Vert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgmvg-zzctI
Prometh3An
First time I ever saw the rest of the granny meme
EDrizzeler400
Push me to the edge all my friends are dead
NeneJPhilly
I read it like she did. Who the fuck designed that shit?! You read left to right, top to bottom! Fuckers!
Mungman
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/
MrMagnet
you got me in the first half.
MrMagnet
didnt see that coming
ADeadlyFerret
Call? You mean print the picture out and mail it right?
ZaphodHarkonnen
Seeing my home town of Wellington mentioned is not what I expected to see today on Imgur. O_o
ashmenon
Are we upgrading memes now? Is this a thing? I am happy that this is a thing.
xdreamr
Just when i thought it was finished, i realized it wasn't and it was good.
ExodusDei
I miss my grandma.
ActuallyAPirate
NBL?
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
New Zealand semi-pro league by the looks of it.
kittydetonator
It's the New Zealand National basketball league, Canterbury rams are my team
TheSecondJesusChrist
I'm assuming it's something like National Basketball League. Companies use knock-off names so they don't have to pay for licensing of the...
TheSecondJesusChrist
real thing. If they did get the licensing it would cost a lot of money, so they use the closest name they can get without copyrights.
CinnamonBunny
I love her already.
davemClickDriver
The queen is a cunt
DragonDildoChandelier
She probably ded now
CinnamonBunny
I hate you.
DragonDildoChandelier
CinnamonBunny
You look like a buttplug.
EvilKam
fryedman
tomska just got a pug. RIP
DicerollDM
Hello mine turtle
LarsWijn
*high pitched "hello!"
NAPSTABLOOK22
DicerollDM
I love it
ClassicMalePregame
Is that you Bo Burnham?
Haninbal
No, Tomska.
wrathier
This fkin guy :^)
iAintNoSynthDammit
I made you a pie!
NAPSTABLOOK22
OH BOY WHAT FLAVOR
BrontTheGoodBoy
Pie flavor. *guitar riff*
NAPSTABLOOK22
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
EXTERMINATUS FLAVOR. YOU WERE TO LATE TO COMMENT SOMEONE ALREADY DID IT!!
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NAPSTABLOOK22
Tear tear
TunkkisOfFinland
At least he commented the correct line.
YourGiddyAunt
What flavor is it?
IWillNotDoubleTap
Oh boy! Which flavor?*
johnthenlnja
PIE FLAVOR.
SpectreAzura
*sick guitar riff*
ObnoxiousComma
NnnnnNNYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~
naytorin
[Sweet-ass guitar riff]
TheNewestTubeGuy
JumpGunnington
ThatDamnChickenAgain
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Sploosh
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Velkaan
Actually yeah... gotta give him the sploosh
capnsebastian
lol wtf is this from
Gargamelino
Invictus games. Its like the olympics but for soldiers that were hurt in action. It was actually prince Harry's idea (? Not sure)
Bohzee
James Hewitt
ThatDamnChickenAgain
https://youtu.be/hmXp5nrGSwQ
MemeDissector
I can't imagine Trump doing something like this. Or if he did it'd be way more awkward.
iShoot556
He hosted SNL. It wasn’t great.
BellsTheorem
That's a measure of their values.
wadenelson1
When you're 25 the thought of senior citizens having sex is unimaginable and disgusting. When you're 65 like me your attitude changes.
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nightster07
I hear 60-something's are the new 40-somethings.
ratfaceddog
Then, it's imaginable?
IshitOnWindshields
Nah got molested by grans known for a long time tgey get freaky
scottjaeger
now it's within the realms of imagination, and disgusting.
luvas
I mean, I could go as high as 55.
BlackPengu
Senior sex? Gross
iamurmother
you're 65 and have an imgur account? savage.
c0smicj0ker
I'm twenty five and I've unfortunately encountered that at the nursing home I work at first hand. wish it was still unimaginable for me
TeamRedundantTeam
Someone recently asked me if my parents still had sex. My response was, "I hope so." Whatever keeps them happy and healthy is good with me.
RockTheCatBox
Agreed! My folks are 60 and 70 and I sure hope they do. I also hope that I do at their age.
tx3x
that was unimaginable and disgusting
wadenelson1
I guess you missed the humor in it.
AlexDuos
My great aunt (in her 70's) casually told me about one of her male friends wanting to come over and eat her out. Guess she's still got it.
UnexpectedThanos
Why would she tell you something like that
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
As a 25 year old, I can say I had plenty of sex with seniors. Mind you they were in college. Which is weird because 1/
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Monica
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
They were all over 70 years old. 2/
ChucklePuss
https://media3.giphy.com/media/8IthD50XbV1wQ/200.webp#2-grid1
jlist
Thanks, I plan to be there someday.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Yup. My wife and I are ancient and we still have sex. I feel like Abe Simpson talking to Homer.
wadenelson1
I feel like Abe Lincoln romancing Mary myself.
noturaveragepunk
Now I have the image of Abe going "What Seexxx.. I had seexxx."
MemeDissector
Excellent name choice though.
Todesengelchen
Extrapolating from my current dry spell, I'll be way past 65 before I get laid again.
watercolortitties
Tinder and condoms.
TheShadowsLengthen
Extrapolating from my current dry spell, -Error: unhandled exception: divide by zero exception;
TheShadowsLengthen
What in the image of a granny commenting about her granson lack of a sex life made you think about elderly sex ?
Rutskarn
Given that perspective, it does seem a little awkward that to connect the dots between "grandma" and "sex" they had to reach to grandsons.
NerdN1
She has to be comparing his sex life to something...
ArdentSlacker
The lady said "Sex". And that's more than enough.
IllegalDuckling
I've heard enough ancients talk about sex to be numb to it by now.
Noirbert
Judging from your Imgur-favs you seem to be whetting your appetite with girls more in the 25yo range than 65 :p
wadenelson1
Hot younger women don't suddenly become unattractive as one ages. Many DO become more like a daughter to you.
SteveMND
To be fair, Imgur seldom posts sexy images of women in their sixties...
TaggerXA
What a shame
Carefuler
When you're 25 you're usually still pretty ignorant really, though you think the opposite. (all the 25 and under folks reading this will 1/
wadenelson1
This whippersnapper especially believed the "old dogs" had nothing to teach me.
Carefuler
think they're the exception).
TheShadowsLengthen
According to most philosophers, considering yourself anything else than "pretty ignorant" is a sign of foolishness and arrogance at all ages
Mayokopp
It's easy to forget how old some of the users here are..
NerdN1
The pop's still disproportionately younger, but there are a lot of old people in the world, so fewer than there should be is still enough.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
Especially if you are one of those old people.
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
We're out there, sonny. And we want you to get off our lawns.
FurtiveGlancer
OhMyGodILoveMemes
Username checks out.