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FesteringNeonDistraction
Not Pictured: Hookers and blow.
distortedlens
As a married man... yeah :(
jagarm
That's how they get you with those prizes. they know you can't go alone so you buy another package
PassNgass
Who was taking all of the pictures?
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Said no one ever
chinesenewyear
At least you played smash bros.
haruspex
Hi Kevin Blandford of Team 18 ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
youtah
You forgot MVP Kevin Blandford
Omny
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...
YouSeeIvanWhenHaveUsernameLikeDisSovietJokesBecomeMoreOfFunny
Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere...
wuav
Last pic, chick on the left eyeing him up. "DAT ASS" look confirmed.
SPLENETiK
Sooo.. Nobody else is curious about what happened to the first Spread Eagle?!
HuezoPadre
Hurricane Hugo happened
StandardDeviant
Hello darkness my old friend
PopeyeTheSailor
if it wasnt your wife then who the fuck was taking a picture of you in your hotel room in bed
allbowdown
Very good question, lol
ExploratoryDentalSurgery
One of the pics OP didn't send to his wife - http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002379999/204665846_very_hot_party_girl_3_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
diabolicaljazz
He looks different in that picture somehow, but I can't put my finger on it.
BigBadTCO
I won a trip to see the Northern Lights in Finland. Wasn't told it was for 1 so complained and my wife was given a ticket too. Result.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Oh. I'm sorry. Some people have all the luck
Nevermour
Who took the photos?
Frijoles103
Who took the pictures ?
donttouchmycubes
Side bitch.
Fleggy
The girlfriend
bigbrother
Peoples.
MartianBase
Shhhhhhhhh motherfucker. You will ruin everything.
TheBritishAreComing
Who da real MVP? You are Kevin!
youtah
Go Team 18!
raythegardener
These are the pictures the wife got. Now show us the real ones.
DkryptX3
Exactly what I was thinking!
AUserNamedWaffle
Make sure to photoshop out the hookers and the cocaine first.
elleyea
Smart man.
HalfApeHalfBanana
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tk84VMk34sU/maxresdefault.jpg
PoopholeAintALoophole
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0Rklq3kNPQ/maxresdefault.jpg
YourGodCreatedMeToo
HalfApeHalfBanana
This took an unexpected turn
tiny1
relevant
theguywiththe40
Who took these then
AliasPeterJones
Ricardo
SirSPAM
Wife controlled drone
bonjbop
God forbid
Ubtron
TIL only wives can take pictures.
Wakborder517
Or side girls
iforwardnudestomydad
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-14540-Grumpy-Tommy-Lee-Jones-meme-I-cbNa.jpeg
Iwilleventuallybecleverbuttodayisnotthatday
Okay. Now give us an album of the in between moments. You know, the ones with strippers
Dominomotion8
Yes!
jjmarshmallow
Wife: "Who was taking pictures of you standing over you in bed?"
Fenomenoide
As a Puertorican in the island... You went nowhere. So many places to go.
CaptainCumba
From PR too...I agree!
janforhire
As a Puertorican: so many places to visit, so little places to live at..
Fenomenoide
I agree. Moving from Ponce to San german soon
janforhire
So many unexpected Puertoricans... We need to form some sort of imgur for PR group...
HuezoPadre
Ceiba, puñeta!
MrJbeatsXP
Me too. I want to leave.
UnwantedPotato
From roddit: "Can confirm that his wife had a great time, while he was away. I am their neighbor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Comicgamer
boom goes the dynamite
Mmax90
Did you become a wantedpotato?
MadmanPoet
From me: http://media.giphy.com/media/CIYsQ5hZlYT2o/giphy.gif
Dydegu
dat bokeh
ASingleOliveGardenBreadstick
I want you potato
EverythingTastesBetterWithPeanutButterEspeciallyMyDick
Rito pls
BreastInspector
What's this about a raw tit?
ButThenIAteSomeOrangesAndItWasK
No fun had. Better nerf Irelia
swayzzee
Fuckin rito
LetsAskTheAstronauts
Heh. Spread Eagle.
wakarimasu
That one made me the most depressed.
iamgrr
Why?
wakarimasu
Beautiful scenery, nice boat with an awesome name, snorkeling in paradise, sad dude.
iamgrr
And no one to spread eagle? :(
artofwar
I was wondering why no one was talking about that.
LetsAskTheAstronauts
It was a low hanging fruit. Maybe they were above it. But not me.
HuezoPadre
I'm the accountant for the catamaran. The first Spread Eagle got rekt by hurricane Hugo
abnrml
II
Sean5
We We may never know what happened to SE#1
HuezoPadre
Hurricane Hugo happened
diabolicaljazz
"What did you do on the vacation without your wife?" "Well, I rode the Spread Eagle."
iamgrr
Found in the refrigerated isle.
furylicious
Is this the same guy as this person?
ialwaysclickNSFW
oh man, he is! it's one of my favorite pics in imgur because I want to be like him in the future :')
Itapemythumbstomyhandstoseewhatitsliketobeadinosaur
Probably not, that person looks way too young.
WertQ
Mind your own buisness, s.t.a.l.k.e.я
Mikha90
Dat smile.. <3
MotherOfFlagons
looks like it to me...good find
pooshuckles
You've done it! You've figured it out!
Syng42
That's so fucking adorable.
SpecialistGhost86
Mark on the left side of his face, yes. Yes it is.
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hihat
bloody hell!
Ididntwantthis
Seriously? Is she single?
onepunchwoman
Lies! Lies and slander!
TheCanadianWalrus
How do you know? Or its this one of those joke things I've been hearing about
Soundoftesticles
GIsLife
God damn does he ever look happy
MeMePickMePlease
Oh my god that baby is way too cute!
DidItForScience
I messaged him on reddit... he said yes! (Yes about the photo, he refused my marriage proposal, I should have gone to Jared.)
shamecracker
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152628721815583&set=a.423770680582.204164.545905582&type=1&theater YES
furylicious
Nice find!
waitiloveyoubye
You guys find everything I think one of you needs a job let me know I gotta find out where my crush lives lol
SilentZed
What is he playing? Kind of looks like D3.
Foxygen
darude - sandstorm
santajaws
Ja I think so!
jahupa
It is. I speak from experience and misery.
GeeBrainWhatDoYouWantToDoTonight
HeavyYeti
Plan the funeral folks im fucking dead
Crawdiddy
Thank you
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
I expected exactly that. I am not disappoint.
GeeBrainWhatDoYouWantToDoTonight
sensualbanana
I see you, Imgur. I love you from afar.
SirLantsBojangles
Did not know I needed this til now.
Catbab
where's the baby? there he is! where's the baby? OH, HOLY FUCK!!!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
My thoughts exactly
DunderMifflinSabre
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/pamyup.gif
viiviwagner
This is gonna be a good day, for Dunder Mifflin and Sab-ray!
TheWulfrunian
But... who's taking the photos?
WhenTheMusicsOver
Dead hooker.
Sajer
Oh, that's Steve. You know... the 'other guy'.
hwatL4bloopy
His mistress
TheFenceJumper
The 6th one is weird af cx
MTBrains
His wife was the camera person
TheRicM
Juan
carewyllie
Especially the one in bed.
IvanYackinOff
Riiight? That was my thought too. I was all "His wife gon' be pissed..."
Halosos
His other wife
andrios
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
jdf221
A dedicated friend. - OP on Reddit
asdfghjkl14261
I was about to write this and you beat me to it.
turbofang
The photos are coming from... Inside the house
Leoxcr
bae caught me slippin
snellejelle
#tagthesponsor
Ireallyneedhugs
He didn't say he couldn't take someone - just his wife (took the bets friend and is trying to make his wife feel better with these).
DunderMifflinSabre
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/really-good-point.gif
Zhesion
Did you all miss the Earth update that added tripods? Because they exist now
strugglesnuggler
Lonely ghost who's desperate for approval
Vivoloko
Bae
loveisbeautiful
That's exactly what I also thought -- Who's taking the photos?
Scuttlebutte
This is how you get top sub-comment. Everyone imagined him taking the pictures and cringed.
KillingTheJoke1
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThatFartsGonnaItchWhenItDries
Probably A Comcast employee
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
The escort service girl he hired :p
ajusf16
His girlfriend
deGoodMan
Evil twin from the first pic
sonic745
That's the first thought that came to my mind... Boooooooooooom... You get my upvote!
englishaccentnotbritish
His double (see 1st picture)
Keleesi
Per Reddit - "A dedicated friend."
PaintMasterM8
A dedodaded fwiend? WOHOOOOOOO MEME ALERT
AliasPeterJones
So....Ricardo
JonSnowForKing
his mistress
StarrryNight
Maybe if he hadn't taken his personal photographer he could have taken his wife
zing000
Especially the photo with him in bed.
ChanelK
@sarah
MintMission
OP says a "dedicated friend." Upon further inquiry the friend is said to be "quite dedicated." Wife didn't want to go because of baby.
JiggyS4w
Busted!
YoMTVRapz
then who was phone?1
PimpinPineapple
Asking the right questions.
DapperEpiphany
But who was phone?
LosPer
Hooker
wetred
Mistress
jay22098
his mistress or his mother-in-law
Enkryptonite
OP's mom
CircleJerker
Not his wife.
FatherJack
His husband
SpHornet
In a time, long, long, ago. In a time before selfies and when not everybody was autistic, people would ask other people to take pictures.
Gunsandkittycats
And not autistic l, dammit that's great
noscarletcoat
....by standing above their hotel bed?
MattJensen
Autonamous selfie drone is autonamous
FakePlasticTreehugger
His mistress.
MisterBunny
Who was phone?
kidders
was looking for this one hahah
koopaya
The secretary.
Dagg215
Miguel the translator
TrustableCat
His Husban
cfuse
Puerto Rican street hookers.
weaselwithachainsaw
His wife
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THOKEG
Selfiestick level expert
tarataqa
La nina, mas fina. http://adamantiumbullet.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/michelle-trachtenbergbig.gif
Drewpowers
What ever happened to her? She did a Disney movie then she disappeared.
butanefireflies
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thisheretexasdude
*niña and thanks!
tarataqa
☻
WontLetHighschoolNerfHim
Either OP is lying to us or he deserves a trip to Puerto Rico with his wife.
ggpirate
Jesus
sublime29
he's definitely on a work trip.
SheWasAShowgirl
Yeah... work buddy who takes pic in bedroom. Erm... sounds... normal... right?
CollaborativeStorytelling
Or they're in neighboring rooms. Still not that weird if they're friends.
MandMEnterprises
I mean. It saves money for the company....
BhawbTheMagnificent
My mom goes on work trips all the time and she always ends up with a roommate. It saves money.
App1eJu1ce
"Won a trip" Sure. Definitely a business trip.
EnjoysTheRain
That is normally the way i say it...
luckycharms4life
Based on the last picture with the name badge, I'd say that's 100% correct.
MV50
enhance http://imgur.com/0XoUIvY
dennnnnis
Yup it says MVP with a name Kevin something something.
ChuckChuckRazool
Kevin Blandford something Team 1B
Kalekus
His melancholy.
Widgetdude
A dedicated friend.
hedonist222
His new gay boyfriend
kickliquid
the mistress that he paid money out of his own pockets to go on the trip with him
RedroverRedrover
See the badge? He's there for work, at a conference probably. Work buddies are taking the pics.
fayseman
Yes I see the badge, Kevin Woodland... Mwahahaha *evil sounding laugh*
JayeRod
or standing over me in a bed..
JayeRod
i would not want my work buddies taking shirtless pics of me.
stormfyre
Hold it, let's enhance that last photo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk
MV50
http://imgur.com/0XoUIvY Enhance
stormfyre
Let's Enhance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhF_56SxrGk
AccountNotVerified
that bitch he looked at in the supermarket! did he think i didn't notice ???/???/
scooters897
Phantom selfie stick
ToFantasyIsland
Didn't say he went alone, only without his wife.
TheRealFlenuan
Why would he bring someone other than his wife if he couldn't be happy without her? Huh???
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
look, I only got a +1 on the invite, decisions had to be made
HobbesthePhilosopherTiger
Business trip ;)
xzhous
The funniest answer is the realistic one. "Hello stranger. Can you take a picture of me frowning? I am cashing in on some mad karma."
carewyllie
The picture in bed was the hardest one to convince the stranger to take.
holymopandbucket
I just want to know who took the photo of him paying on his back in bed. He couldn't have set it on a dresser or shelf.. not with that angle
icelandicsealbear
I'm guessing that this is what he sent to his wife.
brownribbon
"Well if it's for karma then sure, why not?!"
JeanLucPicard
Even funnier when you consider the one where he's in bed haha
ysbmr
Hi stranger I'm going to need you to stand over me whilst I'm in bed and snap a photo. Also if you could come back first thing in the AM
somethingaboutTV
Judging by how miserable he looks, I'm guessing Guy Fieri.
stevetehpirate
True facts.
ilikesomethings
I like you a lot
sprulx
I wish we could favorite comments.
MoneyHustardWasTaken
24 days later and this comment still has me in tears.
Ewokwithastickgif
You make me smile.
zerohunter
Marry me
mmapster
I like you.
jazzybear
This is one of the best comments I've ever seen on this site.
ilikesomethings
Second
lejonbrameshairline
Ya.
StubbyJohnson
Aye
UnicornDreamzzz
This IS the best comment I've ever seen on this site.
OhSnapTornado
Second.
goldengoldblum
That comment won the Internet fo sho!
comingtoaneighbourhoodnearyou
Ina Garten, is that you?
MV50
Today is a special day so we can use 8 sticks of butter in one dish
FaxCelestis
Holy fucking hot damn. Sir/maam, I would like to buy you a popsicle.
chemistrydoc
That comment is genius
snibblify
nwawr
Logged on to upvote your perfect comment.
thegr8rambino
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
TheStaleBread
Ah yes, the third Anti-Christ
saintshing
Can someone explain the reference pls?
somethingaboutTV
This guy:
AinsleysOilySacrifice
why do people hate guy fieri he seems like an okay dude from the tv shows i've seen here in the UK
existanceneverends
I personally just like mocking happy people.
bananasaurusbex
He filmed at my restaurant, we had a great experience with him...
pontiacgirl75
I've always liked him too, can't understand the hate
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
I like him too. His "cool dad" personality wears on me sometimes. Still, seems like a decent guy.
captainobvioustits
he looks like a hedgehog got it on with an overripe tomato and sounds like a busted foghorn so
Flyndaran
I heard about his homophobia behind the scenes.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
source?
iamgrr
Source?
LiquidPoo
I've heard he is a drunk, a pot head, and has to be dragged away from flirting with girls in order to film his shows.
MariyaMwaniki
So. ...?
BrandonVasser
This actually makes me like him for some reason. Still hate his hair and his name though
thelurkerwholurksnolonger
Again, I don't see the big deal here....
CrimeBrulee
Because he talks like he's constantly oding on coke and he says things like "oh that's DA bomb" as if its still 1995.
chlorophyllboraphyll
Don't forget the frosted tips
ZachGalifinafuck
That is just his television persona, though. I heard that he officiated 101 gay weddings in honor of his diceased gay sister
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Yes. He's stuck in a time paradox. Poor bastard. He'd have been great to go to PR with in 1997.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
lol dude is that really a reason to hate someone (the second thing, not sure about) if anything I find that stuff funny
TheChandrian
Who said hate? It's a legitimate reason to be annoyed by someone or not want them on your tv.
omgjules
i've actually met him. he was really kind and took time to hang with us so im not understanding the hate either...?
unaligned1
It's not real hate. Some people are just annoyed at his personality type... especially the introverts here on imgur. Too much energy & sound
Snowskeeper
Having too much energy is universally annoying. It isn't something that only affects introverts.
tweetledumb
Do you also think Smashmouth and diarrhea are pretty much on the level?
AnubisTheNerdy
Don't you shit talk smash mouth.
davelog
...at the same time?
NoSenseNoSense
lol. I'd +1000 if I could.
StarrryNight
Well his mother and father are called Ferry. He changed it to Fieri apparently. That's pretty irritating.
YourDailyKayli
It wouldn't be the first time someone changed their name for show business
ChainmailTank
To be fair, they named him Guy. Would you want your name to be "Guy Ferry"? (Either a boat ridden by guys, or a guy-fairy)
PhillipSemenHoffmore
He really wanted an excuse to tie in all his flame shirts.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
I dunno who that is but +1 ill pretend i do
hiperson134
Flawless.
catsruleeverthingaroundme
My god, i love you you hilarious individual.
clancysmum
so random. so perfect.
guantanamobayxx
I love Guy Fieri >_>
Elliojsph
zing!
verycreativeusername
non american with stupid question here: who is that
MeArePaige
He's an annoying celebrity chef :P
kaos9
And that jokes packing a TON of flavor!
EverybodysFamous
Can this be a thing
xMandeRx
THIS VACATION IS SO MONEY BROTHER
KaseyMiller
Gay spaghetti
AragornsonofArathornheirtoIsildur
Brilliant
golem501
Don't you like Guy? Tripple D is such a nice show!
MeArePaige
Ohhh my god I nearly spat my soda out! That guy drives me up the wall!! XD XD
chemistrydoc
This is the best comment you have ever made my friend
somethingaboutTV
Hah. I think it actually may be. Pretty happy with the response to it.
Ruik
LOL
dschuma
I hear he's a monster person who eats out of dumpsters. The comedy button told me so
SounderOxner
Here's the proof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
Michelleee
You're the real MVP
iamgrr
Jerk! Guy Fieri is one of the most influential personalities of our time, nay, of all time!
onepunchmeme
nay
iamgrr
I was being sarcastic....
SomeGuyRentsMyBasement
Hoooooooly shit
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
#ded
tarataqa
HRW:
uglylittleduckling
it's a trap
thereisaneedtobeupset
.
CuriousJorge6
Who is that? What's it from?
freshlight
+1
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
I've seen that face before. But where?...
lawfulwood
You know where.
Frozenpasties
Why, she looks familiar! Where on earth have I seen her? Hmmmm...
ikmbaa
PORN AND SHES VERY POPULAR IN RECENT ADS FOR PORN
Frozenpasties
Oh, well, I surely wouldn't know anything about THAT! Maybe I've *accidentally* entered one of those sites.
jsktrogdor
Someone once pointed out that she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome and it almost ruined it for me... almost.
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justTed
love that gif
Xorvun
You brilliant man. Made me laugh for the first time today
jaminjimmyjames
I'm not sure I can trust the link at work, so I'm just going to comment for later research.
iguessthisusernamewilldo
Sir, you are going to be very disappointed.
QuadrilateralEnix
maaaaaaan, I even opened it in a new incognito tab and everything
LudicrousDisplayLastNight
the goggles, they do nothing
tarataqa
Grubenwolf
*ahem*.....yup.
THESQUIDHAT
is...is that?
Itotallyeatpancakes
yes, it's Dillion Harper
CaintheCannibal
.
BANANAFLAKE
Seriously?
CaintheCannibal
.
Sofarer
It's weird how you can always tell if the clips from porn.
Schmitzz
She sexy
F0rger
Whoa penis. Down boy.
tarataqa
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140102121510/glee/images/d/d5/2bg_rawr.gif
yaylmao
This...is Dillion Harper.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
At work, comment for reasons of science
BonkyMcSignFace
NSFW SCIENCE REPORT: http://www.cliphunter.com/search/dillion+harper
PorcelainElefant
Yea.. I'll just.. Leave this comment here. For science or something.
Puertorican12
you know why I'm here
davidmcd95
"69 results" hehehe
deathson10
i recommend http://www.cliphunter.com/w/1751435/Lexi_Belle_and_Dillion_Harper
OddlyCantEven
That's a fine pairing!
luhard
.
beansofthunder
Saint
getotterhere
...........
MozartYesIndeed
Raining again!
TheyCallMeMrChicken
Who is she?
blargharghargh
Dillion Harper. She's awesome.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
who is that?
PlayerPoot
Haha, you know who it is.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
No, I really didn't but now I do...
Itotallyeatpancakes
Dillion Harper
FromDenmarkWithHate
She has the best looking naturals in the business.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
I'd say it was for science, but
TransylvanianSkullCarver
nice
Theendlesstraveller
Have I seen her naked?
ThePastor0fMuppets
Well. Have you?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Bitch you might have
GoingFullPotato
no, but you could, very easily. highly recommend "breakfast with dillion"
Satinsball
Ok
zeebadz10
I... I know that title..
dopenguinshaveknees
science
Feralphobia
http://img.pandawhale.com/145739-were-not-really-scientists-its-i4g6.gif
JDizzy95
howdy
MountainRedbeard
I like breakfast
condor120
I'm probably going to masturbate to this
GoingFullPotato
I have a feeling I just killed like 900 billion potential human beings by posting this. not even mad.
iwinatu
Lol
MutantTurd
I don't believe in science so I'm commenting so I can fucking jack it to her getting railed later.
GoingFullPotato
it's pov too, have fun m8
Choiced
You know why I'm here.
shwibbityshwat
.
Areyouin44
You ever drink bailey's from a shoe?
9cm5
Replying for Science
belgimgurian
Science
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
Buhlakay checking in for night-time science-time
iwantnudestoo
.
midgetpornlvrrr
Replying for later
Omeguhz
Yeah for later, im a scientist
BatmanWolverine
bill nye is that you????
Besimtar
Scienxe
Mistophant
.
ThePiethief
*cough*
DrRockzo666
*sneeze*
ScotsmanInCornwall
.
Jochteas
Science
WhoIsCarter
such fair weather we have out here today.
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
..yes...finally feels like spring...
getthismanabeer
The highs are higher than the lows, truly splendid.
tarataqa
westendgrills
what where
bancodespanko
Dillion Harper
westendgrills
so not denise richard's ?
Xtruzzional
.
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Yes
TwatSprinkle
Do I know you?
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
I mean no <.<
jeeper08jk
commenting for... later...
webmasterwolf
Something something... comment for science... something something
wintermorning
there is something very off about her face. Can't figure it out but she's weird looking.
tarataqa
probably the weird lighting and shadows
SamWiseGambit
She looks like a who from whoville. Fucks like a hoe from hoeville
kityfantastico
I wish more people could see this comment.
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[deleted]
tarataqa
yup
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tarataqa
@AtomicRobot found this nsfw link: www.cliphunter.com/search/dillion+harper
CptMeowmers
I love you for that reply
NotChase
I hate that I know who that is.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
looool same, I feel even worse knowing I'm going to fap within the next 45 seconds now
GoingFullPotato
TFW hundreds of imgur users are now fapping. brb fapping. it's like a potential-baby-holocaust
AinsleysOilySacrifice
sweet sweet genocide
peachjam
you should get much more points for "baby-holocaust"