Apr 16, 2019 8:39 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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intergalacticranger
Her boots are just high enough.
kirievega
Is anyone else thinking it? No? Fine. Asian Miranda Cosgrove.
Raiderbeater
Yum! Ditch fish.
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
Too bad they're all toxic because of lax Chinese pollution laws...
SpaceSpeed
https://imgur.com/Pvt1qNn
SignInBlood
I can HEAR that plant behind her.
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
That seems like a lot of work for the outcome..
rickeyspanish
they call em catfish traps in louisiana
NeoNeuroNebula
Wow, that's nifty.
natabus
Aw man, one of the three storms got stuck in a culvert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6Z3wgMNlY
couchcaster
Yeah hell no. That water may look pretty clean but I've seen the kind of chemicals the put on this paddies!
avastmehearty
Also natural fertilizer...
imsfnratall
what i love is just how casual and normall that seems to be for her to just do that like its just part of what they do overthere
YourBackup
OKAY, THAT IS A SMART IDEA.
TheRealArclight
is that a storm drain?
MilometersKilometers
Could be an irrigated area, with a concrete bridge.
poogie67
So thoughtfully done.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Feesh! :D
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Should make some nice lightly fried fish fillets
Thecringewhostolechristmas
Looks like OP
vladtheimgurian
What is on her slip on sleeves?
BenjyX55
How does work?
shriek
What do?
JupitersWitch
Fishy swim. Fishy get caught. Fishy bad a problem solving.
jonestown
I thought it was gonna be full of plastic
Ameliasdad
Fucking bull heads, didnt catch much.
patismaximus
It’s probably for dinner and it’s probably not meant for a competition.
SquishyMe
Snob. There probably aren't grocery stores on every corner where she lives. Dinner is dinner.
vikingvampireangel
Nice clean water, probably taste mild as cod
AntiProtonBoy
They’re fine.
HumfreeBugart
First World attitude
Reelthreat
Found the douchebag!
saeheria
I'm pretty sure those are called asians...
PearjuiceATX
There are like 12 different varieties
UnremarkablyInteresting
Jamaicans are the rarest.
TheNuclearRabbit
If it only needs to be that night's dinner, it's enough.
nuushba
Fillet and fry. It will eat
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
fry lightly. it will be eaten
therealgalandar
I’d love to see you try to filet that size of fish.
Cut the head off. Gut it. Then stick knife through body cavity so that the point is out of top of the back. Use spine as a guide and (1/?)
(2/2) Slice all the way to where the head was. Then take the knife and follow spine all the way to the tail fin.
AsFarAsIKnow
implying you don't eat the head
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
3 cat fishes and a crumpled beer can
TheManWithTheVan
And a bunch of cigarette butts
ihatethetv
Four
WillRambleOffTopic
I think that was another fish head used as bait
Santapanzer
Country remix to two turn tables and a microphone?
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Underrated comment!
TheChaosPath
*Where It's At
Nosmas001
I think it's a snail
Yupurineutah
That's a gutter dessert.
DurriesCurries
I think you're a snail
FlyingAce94
ungolas
got em
LAB1A
CAN WE ALL PLEASE CALM DOWN! SOMEONE COULD GET HURT!
givemefakeinternetpointsplease
That dog bowl tho...
apolloscrewedmeover
So after watching many episodes of Naked and Afraid I think this might be the only time I have seen one of these actually be bountiful
theglimmeringwarlock
I know right, she makes it look like a daily event. The show, its like 4 days before just 1!
DavoMoto42
To be fair... The ones I see on naked and afraid are never built this well or placed in ideal location
Gauntlet2013
Learn from this lady you trophy wives.
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
I refuse
downvoteacct
By the number of downvoted, I’d say there are a few butt hurt trophy wives out there.
no trophy wife will remain to be a trophy for too long (watch the downvotes incoming)
I love it!
theangryjanitor
Or have another valium and pinot . What ever.
Is valium still a thing?
hardlycharlie
Yes it's still awesome too I'm a man and a valium and some pinot sounds great.
Lol chill.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
That's what hes trying to do.
Oh my yes.
iShouldBeWorking42
Fish: nature’s idiots
DemonFluffer1000
So long, and thanks for all the fish
BadDragon1183
I will argue that title belongs to humanity.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Mentally they're plants that breathe.
railgap
Have you met a sheep?
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Not all of em
degenerator
Is it the vaccines?
TheExistentialMillennial
"Let me go in to this dark place that smells of death." - Catfish, always.
Klingon00
“I just love free food, and you look like seafood!”
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
Turtles: Nature’s D students.
TheRicM
http://www.imgur.com/8xwhpFJ.gif
bantambasher135
I've had turtles nearly my whole life. They are the most adoradumb creatures ever. But they can still catch and eat fish, so yeah.
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
I love fish sticks
Sigma1204
I thought humans today were....
Quizz25S
I thought that was chickens or sheep.
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
v
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
There's a reason some people are vegetarian with the exception of fish, some of them are just plants that can float around really well.
The fish I mean, not the vegetarians.
zenton
Lightly fried idiots filets
yuyufan43
neatoburritobandito
Say lightly fried idiots filets one more time
Lightly fried idiot fillets one more time
KurtHamster
CongratsYouAreHereNow
dumb shit eats the green shit, smart shit eats the dumb shit - joe rogan
So what the fuck is green eggs and ham doctor damn Seuss?
the theory still holds, as only a dumb shit would eat green eggs/ham
All meat at the supermarket is dyed red so it looks fresh. On saint Patrick's day many things are dyed green and consumed.
Grunwald
In many european countries doing this is seen as poaching
TigerThong
good, if everyone did this fish wouldn't be there for long
TheLummox
Good thing Asian is sparsely populated with vast stretches of countryside
SithShodan
weird flex but ok
mrsdowneyjr
Unless this is her property
Can you poach these nuts
10thlettersauce
Maybe its not in Europe
SlightlyDodgy
I doubt it is.
Qualtagh
okay?
SherMattLockSmith
Even in America you need a fishing license and to properly record your catches.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
if you own the lake you dont
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Even with a license, the legality of traps varies HUGELY from state to state and species to species.
It was this big. Ok trump, minnow's don't grow that big.
Leithoa
No one records catches unless you're commercial. Bag limits are almost exclusively honor based.
Maybe where you live, but they're always spot-checking people here.
Exactly. Spot checking. They get, what, maybe 25% on a good day at a popular spot?
3) either tell you we don't keep those records, or start chatting about fishing lures & bait before thanking you for not poaching.
2)its not like deer or larger game where you get tags & have to get it recorded by some official. If you tried to report your catch, they'd
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
I mean a common number is 5 fishes so any warden can probably count that high
You don't have to call the warden once you get your 5 fish. Most peoples catches aren't recorded or inspected by the state.
Huh? You actually think I'm suggesting you call s fucking game warden, the literal most powerful officer type in the US over limits? 1/
Lmao I mean that any officer or warden that comes by can visually note your haul. 2/2
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
ActionJohnnie
Perhaps she has a poaching license
houtaku
But does she have her license permit?
Libvision
Im sure her license permit is certified
Steven054
Well i doubt there's an Aldi just out of the frame. Comparing Europe to 90% of Asia isn't really a fair comparison.
depends what part of europe he's talking about I suppose
Most of Asia is agrarian, the same can't be said about Europe. Granted the big cities like Beijing or Hong Kong are very similar.
However, that can be attributed to centuries of westernization by European colonial powers.
eastern europe
ToastDNA
I've been hunting and fishing these parts for years. Not like the jarl can eat every deer now?
thenumericdolfin942
gtotherizzle
No the water would need to be hotter
seattlejoobag
ClassicFumiko
Caught me off guard. Nice!
Very good, have a rare up vote for your roasting.
dj5897
No, roasting requires an oven!!!
Jewcymf
godzillasgreatleader
Creepy
Hands down my favorite gif ever
usersubbordercontrol
lovoreo
That’s not a meme.
maincarrot
I hope 'meme' isn't becoming synonymous with 'joke'.
peachesforme
i keep having people who make a mistake say they were just "memeing" . i have been compelled to ask them to define what they mean by that 1
intergalacticranger
Her boots are just high enough.
kirievega
Is anyone else thinking it? No? Fine. Asian Miranda Cosgrove.
Raiderbeater
Yum! Ditch fish.
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
Too bad they're all toxic because of lax Chinese pollution laws...
SpaceSpeed
https://imgur.com/Pvt1qNn
SignInBlood
I can HEAR that plant behind her.
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
That seems like a lot of work for the outcome..
rickeyspanish
they call em catfish traps in louisiana
NeoNeuroNebula
Wow, that's nifty.
natabus
Aw man, one of the three storms got stuck in a culvert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6Z3wgMNlY
couchcaster
Yeah hell no. That water may look pretty clean but I've seen the kind of chemicals the put on this paddies!
avastmehearty
Also natural fertilizer...
imsfnratall
what i love is just how casual and normall that seems to be for her to just do that like its just part of what they do overthere
YourBackup
OKAY, THAT IS A SMART IDEA.
TheRealArclight
is that a storm drain?
MilometersKilometers
Could be an irrigated area, with a concrete bridge.
poogie67
So thoughtfully done.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Feesh! :D
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Should make some nice lightly fried fish fillets
Thecringewhostolechristmas
Looks like OP
vladtheimgurian
What is on her slip on sleeves?
BenjyX55
How does work?
shriek
What do?
JupitersWitch
Fishy swim. Fishy get caught. Fishy bad a problem solving.
jonestown
I thought it was gonna be full of plastic
Ameliasdad
Fucking bull heads, didnt catch much.
patismaximus
It’s probably for dinner and it’s probably not meant for a competition.
SquishyMe
Snob. There probably aren't grocery stores on every corner where she lives. Dinner is dinner.
vikingvampireangel
Nice clean water, probably taste mild as cod
AntiProtonBoy
They’re fine.
HumfreeBugart
First World attitude
Reelthreat
patismaximus
Found the douchebag!
saeheria
I'm pretty sure those are called asians...
PearjuiceATX
There are like 12 different varieties
UnremarkablyInteresting
Jamaicans are the rarest.
TheNuclearRabbit
If it only needs to be that night's dinner, it's enough.
nuushba
Fillet and fry. It will eat
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
fry lightly. it will be eaten
therealgalandar
I’d love to see you try to filet that size of fish.
nuushba
Cut the head off. Gut it. Then stick knife through body cavity so that the point is out of top of the back. Use spine as a guide and (1/?)
nuushba
(2/2) Slice all the way to where the head was. Then take the knife and follow spine all the way to the tail fin.
AsFarAsIKnow
implying you don't eat the head
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
3 cat fishes and a crumpled beer can
TheManWithTheVan
And a bunch of cigarette butts
ihatethetv
Four
WillRambleOffTopic
I think that was another fish head used as bait
Santapanzer
Country remix to two turn tables and a microphone?
fatchicksneedluvintoo
Underrated comment!
TheChaosPath
*Where It's At
Nosmas001
I think it's a snail
Yupurineutah
That's a gutter dessert.
DurriesCurries
I think you're a snail
FlyingAce94
ungolas
got em
LAB1A
CAN WE ALL PLEASE CALM DOWN! SOMEONE COULD GET HURT!
givemefakeinternetpointsplease
That dog bowl tho...
apolloscrewedmeover
So after watching many episodes of Naked and Afraid I think this might be the only time I have seen one of these actually be bountiful
theglimmeringwarlock
I know right, she makes it look like a daily event. The show, its like 4 days before just 1!
DavoMoto42
To be fair... The ones I see on naked and afraid are never built this well or placed in ideal location
Gauntlet2013
Learn from this lady you trophy wives.
NoOneLikesYourSelfies
I refuse
downvoteacct
By the number of downvoted, I’d say there are a few butt hurt trophy wives out there.
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
no trophy wife will remain to be a trophy for too long (watch the downvotes incoming)
downvoteacct
I love it!
theangryjanitor
Or have another valium and pinot . What ever.
Reelthreat
Is valium still a thing?
hardlycharlie
Yes it's still awesome too I'm a man and a valium and some pinot sounds great.
MilometersKilometers
Lol chill.
BURNtheZEPPELIN
That's what hes trying to do.
theangryjanitor
Oh my yes.
iShouldBeWorking42
Fish: nature’s idiots
DemonFluffer1000
So long, and thanks for all the fish
BadDragon1183
I will argue that title belongs to humanity.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Mentally they're plants that breathe.
railgap
Have you met a sheep?
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Not all of em
degenerator
Is it the vaccines?
TheExistentialMillennial
"Let me go in to this dark place that smells of death." - Catfish, always.
Klingon00
“I just love free food, and you look like seafood!”
SomethingHorriblyInappropriate
Turtles: Nature’s D students.
TheRicM
http://www.imgur.com/8xwhpFJ.gif
bantambasher135
I've had turtles nearly my whole life. They are the most adoradumb creatures ever. But they can still catch and eat fish, so yeah.
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
I love fish sticks
Sigma1204
I thought humans today were....
Quizz25S
I thought that was chickens or sheep.
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
There's a reason some people are vegetarian with the exception of fish, some of them are just plants that can float around really well.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
The fish I mean, not the vegetarians.
zenton
theangryjanitor
Lightly fried idiots filets
yuyufan43
neatoburritobandito
Say lightly fried idiots filets one more time
theangryjanitor
Lightly fried idiot fillets one more time
KurtHamster
Lightly fried idiot fillets one more time
CongratsYouAreHereNow
dumb shit eats the green shit, smart shit eats the dumb shit - joe rogan
theangryjanitor
So what the fuck is green eggs and ham doctor damn Seuss?
CongratsYouAreHereNow
the theory still holds, as only a dumb shit would eat green eggs/ham
theangryjanitor
All meat at the supermarket is dyed red so it looks fresh. On saint Patrick's day many things are dyed green and consumed.
Grunwald
In many european countries doing this is seen as poaching
TigerThong
good, if everyone did this fish wouldn't be there for long
TheLummox
Good thing Asian is sparsely populated with vast stretches of countryside
SithShodan
weird flex but ok
mrsdowneyjr
Unless this is her property
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Can you poach these nuts
10thlettersauce
Maybe its not in Europe
SlightlyDodgy
I doubt it is.
Qualtagh
okay?
SherMattLockSmith
Even in America you need a fishing license and to properly record your catches.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
if you own the lake you dont
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Even with a license, the legality of traps varies HUGELY from state to state and species to species.
SlightlyDodgy
It was this big. Ok trump, minnow's don't grow that big.
Leithoa
No one records catches unless you're commercial. Bag limits are almost exclusively honor based.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Maybe where you live, but they're always spot-checking people here.
Leithoa
Exactly. Spot checking. They get, what, maybe 25% on a good day at a popular spot?
Leithoa
3) either tell you we don't keep those records, or start chatting about fishing lures & bait before thanking you for not poaching.
Leithoa
2)its not like deer or larger game where you get tags & have to get it recorded by some official. If you tried to report your catch, they'd
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
I mean a common number is 5 fishes so any warden can probably count that high
Leithoa
You don't have to call the warden once you get your 5 fish. Most peoples catches aren't recorded or inspected by the state.
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Huh? You actually think I'm suggesting you call s fucking game warden, the literal most powerful officer type in the US over limits? 1/
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
Lmao I mean that any officer or warden that comes by can visually note your haul. 2/2
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
ActionJohnnie
Perhaps she has a poaching license
houtaku
But does she have her license permit?
Libvision
Im sure her license permit is certified
Steven054
Well i doubt there's an Aldi just out of the frame. Comparing Europe to 90% of Asia isn't really a fair comparison.
AsFarAsIKnow
depends what part of europe he's talking about I suppose
Steven054
Most of Asia is agrarian, the same can't be said about Europe. Granted the big cities like Beijing or Hong Kong are very similar.
Steven054
However, that can be attributed to centuries of westernization by European colonial powers.
AsFarAsIKnow
eastern europe
ToastDNA
I've been hunting and fishing these parts for years. Not like the jarl can eat every deer now?
thenumericdolfin942
gtotherizzle
No the water would need to be hotter
seattlejoobag
ClassicFumiko
Caught me off guard. Nice!
SlightlyDodgy
Very good, have a rare up vote for your roasting.
dj5897
No, roasting requires an oven!!!
Jewcymf
NoDefinitivelyNotARobot
godzillasgreatleader
Creepy
gtotherizzle
Hands down my favorite gif ever
usersubbordercontrol
lovoreo
That’s not a meme.
maincarrot
I hope 'meme' isn't becoming synonymous with 'joke'.
peachesforme
i keep having people who make a mistake say they were just "memeing" . i have been compelled to ask them to define what they mean by that 1