Envy1990
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So a couple of months back I commented on a post from a fellow Imgurian. *She* replied and after a nice conversation in the comment section, she started inboxing me.
We had a couple of normal conversations but after a few nights I kinda got curious and started to get a little bit naughtier. She seemed into it and before I knew we were sending nudes to eachother. She wasn't a top model but your sexy girl next door.
After a couple of days the contact stopped and I checked to see if her account was still active. Deleted. Well, that was nice for the time being. Flash forward to a month later; a new message in my inbox.
It were my nudes. I was shocked. This was a profile of a guy that just made that account. I responded calmly, asking what all this was about. Turns out it was a catfish and he now wants to see money or otherwise he would spread my nudes around the internet. Sounds like the guy is really serious and I don't know what to do. Do I pay the cash, do I need to put in charges against him? At first he started with a small amount of money but in our latest conversation I asked him how much and he replied with; Around tree fiddy. And it was that momemt I realised he was actually the great Monster of Loch Ness and those weren't my nudes but just selfies with the long neck of Nessie.
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FP edit: First time on the FP! AWESOME!
FP edit 2: That moment somebody sends you actual nudes because they feel sorry for me... And didn't read my story.
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
I hope all your nudes gets leaked for real. I'm starting to trust imgur stories, less everyday.
Ki11erApps
Well played have an upvote.
aristotle1993
sorry but I saw that coming, this meme is getting old.
doomedeadhead
I fall for this shit every goddamn time.
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
i never believed it because nobody shows their face in nudes.
Okiegoon
I'm so tired of this tree fiddy shit.
AbsoluteVirtue
Bannedfortellingfeministshowmeyourtitties
+1 cause I read the whole thing.
DoctorWhoots420
Fucking shit. You got me
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
You got me +1
Kopar
You're the only criminal here, fucko
ifounditunderthere
Motherfucker!
Sitraka
exactly my words.
NoNoHead
Me too. I was like "your a porn star now"
ImgurDoc
Dammit! I was ready to tell @op to just be proud he'd be able to tell girls they might recognize him from "online porn" then I got 'nessed!
ifounditunderthere
I told, then deleted.
TheLegendaryBonk
You sonuvabich
WorstShotEver
Get stuffed OP! +1
eurybaric
i downvoted. Fuck you.
ElvisStarburst
Getting reeeeaaaal sick of this fake story stuff
Darkspire
lol the only difference is now you know they are fake.
Krinder
Am I the only one that thinks posts like this are absolutely fucking stupid
BrolonySammich
I was thinking it wasn't what it be like, but it do.
burgerandy
That's what I'm trynna say!
StooperDave
next time you should make yourself the female victim in this type of story. The comments would be 900% better with SJW rage.
DovaGoose
What a rollercoaster of emotion. First fear, then disgust. Then impatience. Then relief -- followed by the urge to slap the OP.
ChesterSnapdragonMcFisticuff
https://youtu.be/PMwbwHDDrK4?t=11s
n080dy123
PuddingPanda
You made me genuinely scared for you! I'm glad you're not really being blackmailed tho
kjb72
That about sums it up.
MakeMeStarlit
Yuo, exactly what he said
JeSuisIvre
I figured it out at "top model". No one talks like that. They're just excited to see naked people
Envy1990
I tried to add realism. Like if she would look like a model, I wouldn't fall for it.
RaynWisp
Yes, you accurately described sex
FearTheBeard316
oshkoshmygosh
I hate you. I hate that joke. I hate it. I hate it. I HATE IT.
ThankyouNick
"It were my nudes" lol
EfficientLeather1
Yeah the bad grammar did not give me a slight chub.
Envy1990
English is not my native language. What is the right way?
looksirsand
"It was my nudes" or "They were my nudes" would have been better. Good job though @OP
jcates91
yahya021
Always good to see a Key and Peele gif
e6ola
my reaction exactly :D
TroelsyTwo
After reading it I kinda wish you were being blackmailed with your nudes.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Sammyv17
OK.
KrautMick
Because of this website, I no longer know what is real.
brianfpan
yes
Porkchop01
nothing is real, the matrix has you KrautMick.
thebonemaster
are u real?
imshiva
Is this the real life
digitalutopia
Is this just fantasy
whathappensifichangethistext
How can the world be real when your eyes arent?
KrautMick
I didn't know Jaden Smith was on Imgur.
aleatorical
Then you are ready.
IntsllrVoyage
.
dinoeggs
Thank god! I'm actually very relieved by this ending!
2ndaccnt
By the amount of likes, I'll go ahead and say humans really suck sometimes.
galvertez
i know right? miss me with that gay shit.
Kow7
The one time I don't check the ending first..
Derpshit
on a side note . if your face isnt in the nudes why would even care if someone were to put it up?
TheFatWizzard
Found the one who exchanged nudes with another imgurian.
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
Being put in that situation is horrid i know first hand.
dinoeggs
What is your story?
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
well i was running low on cash and down on my luck thats when i went and asked this elderly black man for some money
IJustWantNudesHeSaysPleadingly
he said no called me a monster and told me to leave but that wouldn't deter me.
turbulentlizard
I have no shame, let the world see my dick, wouldn't be the first time.
OmegaZen
Yeah, I'm glad it's not another moron sending nudes to strangers. To everyone taking nudes. Stop. Get some help.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Fuck that, Just make sure your Nudes are Artgallery worthy! Something you would post on a billboard yourself don't be ashamed of your body!
Tempcore
Never include teh face!
PlsUnderstand
After Black Mirror, so am I.
tukaluk
Shut up and dance!
alyssaface
Ugh that episode was so fucked up.
GRMM
Jasarg
Beautiful
L3DRP
I love this was made on a Windows machine.
VeryOddlySpecific
Way too much work to not get an upvote
IntsllrVoyage
dude, nice ! oc ?
GRMM
No, all OC credit goes to @butterlumps (what is this, my love, the hundredth time I've had to to say this?)
zeocide
Love ur animation
GRMM
You love @butterlumps animation ;)
godofthearena
+1 because it wasn't 20 pages long!
Habfan18
And 12 different posts
ScrotuclesTheBallbearian
...alright fuck it.
MisterBrent
Simply the fact you scrolled down to check and then reply this makes it gold.
craycraybaby
You get my up vote, not OP, sick of these quite frankly
hadoeken
I had something similar happen to me, but on Skype. It was actually real, and "she" had my list of Facebook friends to send nudes to
MysteryX95
or spread over the course of two weeks
IDontSeeNipple
This.
ocdmn
Try this: The longest joke in the world (totally not a three fiddy) http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/8EJyqX92Yy
lionsjem
I succeeded. I read the whole joke. And it was only pretty funny
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, that's the tricksy bit. With long posts I usually read the last few lines first to watch out for Nessie, but with a short one, TRICKSY
MysteryX95
I''ve learned to read the last few lines with any post that isn't 2 lines tall or less
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, I realized after posting that comment that this isn't "short" by any means.
MysteryX95
xD
MysteryX95
xD
iamthelochnessmonster
Bro I'm telling you I'll fuckin do it.
Respond
LOL
JeSuisIvre
But honestly if youre a guy and not married or famous... would anyone even care?
nickknack7
+1 for having the foresight to choose that username.
iamthelochnessmonster
I can't take that much credit. My other account got banned. I made this about a week ago. +1 for honesty?
HappierThanASlinkyOnAnEscalator
Yes! +1 for honesty! Honesty on the internet is always something special
palmo
You can change your username at any time
nickknack7
I know but he chose that one, which means no one else can do what he can do.
BattleMercy
Or make a new account less than a week ago
iamthelochnessmonster
You're goddamn right. My other account got banned. I was surprised it was still available.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
BROTHER!!! IS THAT YOU!???
iamthelochnessmonster
We must reproduce! Meet me in the loch
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
iamthelochnessmonster
Butt to butt or wiener to wiener?
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Would you tho? Would you really?
andnosobabin
He would for about tree fiddy.
TheManSpider
Why not make it toon fiddy?
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
It's not enough. Only tree fiddy will suffice.
andnosobabin
Damn woman whyd ya go and give it toon fiddy now it's just gonna keep commin back.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Can confirm
MOTHERFUCKINGLOCHNESSMONSTER
Double confirmed
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy