Always be aware

Dec 9, 2016 11:23 PM

Envy1990

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So a couple of months back I commented on a post from a fellow Imgurian. *She* replied and after a nice conversation in the comment section, she started inboxing me.

We had a couple of normal conversations but after a few nights I kinda got curious and started to get a little bit naughtier. She seemed into it and before I knew we were sending nudes to eachother. She wasn't a top model but your sexy girl next door.

After a couple of days the contact stopped and I checked to see if her account was still active. Deleted. Well, that was nice for the time being. Flash forward to a month later; a new message in my inbox.

It were my nudes. I was shocked. This was a profile of a guy that just made that account. I responded calmly, asking what all this was about. Turns out it was a catfish and he now wants to see money or otherwise he would spread my nudes around the internet. Sounds like the guy is really serious and I don't know what to do. Do I pay the cash, do I need to put in charges against him? At first he started with a small amount of money but in our latest conversation I asked him how much and he replied with; Around tree fiddy. And it was that momemt I realised he was actually the great Monster of Loch Ness and those weren't my nudes but just selfies with the long neck of Nessie.
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FP edit: First time on the FP! AWESOME!

FP edit 2: That moment somebody sends you actual nudes because they feel sorry for me... And didn't read my story.

I hope all your nudes gets leaked for real. I'm starting to trust imgur stories, less everyday.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well played have an upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 11

sorry but I saw that coming, this meme is getting old.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fall for this shit every goddamn time.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

i never believed it because nobody shows their face in nudes.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm so tired of this tree fiddy shit.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

+1 cause I read the whole thing.

9 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 13

Fucking shit. You got me

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got me +1

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

You're the only criminal here, fucko

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker!

9 years ago | Likes 525 Dislikes 11

exactly my words.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. I was like "your a porn star now"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dammit! I was ready to tell @op to just be proud he'd be able to tell girls they might recognize him from "online porn" then I got 'nessed!

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I told, then deleted.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You sonuvabich

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Get stuffed OP! +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i downvoted. Fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Getting reeeeaaaal sick of this fake story stuff

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lol the only difference is now you know they are fake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that thinks posts like this are absolutely fucking stupid

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it wasn't what it be like, but it do.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

That's what I'm trynna say!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

next time you should make yourself the female victim in this type of story. The comments would be 900% better with SJW rage.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a rollercoaster of emotion. First fear, then disgust. Then impatience. Then relief -- followed by the urge to slap the OP.

9 years ago | Likes 715 Dislikes 9

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You made me genuinely scared for you! I'm glad you're not really being blackmailed tho

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That about sums it up.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yuo, exactly what he said

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I figured it out at "top model". No one talks like that. They're just excited to see naked people

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I tried to add realism. Like if she would look like a model, I wouldn't fall for it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, you accurately described sex

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I hate you. I hate that joke. I hate it. I hate it. I HATE IT.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"It were my nudes" lol

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah the bad grammar did not give me a slight chub.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

English is not my native language. What is the right way?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It was my nudes" or "They were my nudes" would have been better. Good job though @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Always good to see a Key and Peele gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my reaction exactly :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After reading it I kinda wish you were being blackmailed with your nudes.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

OK.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of this website, I no longer know what is real.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nothing is real, the matrix has you KrautMick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

are u real?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is this the real life

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this just fantasy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can the world be real when your eyes arent?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Jaden Smith was on Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then you are ready.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god! I'm actually very relieved by this ending!

9 years ago | Likes 1833 Dislikes 18

By the amount of likes, I'll go ahead and say humans really suck sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

i know right? miss me with that gay shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one time I don't check the ending first..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on a side note . if your face isnt in the nudes why would even care if someone were to put it up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the one who exchanged nudes with another imgurian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Being put in that situation is horrid i know first hand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is your story?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well i was running low on cash and down on my luck thats when i went and asked this elderly black man for some money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he said no called me a monster and told me to leave but that wouldn't deter me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no shame, let the world see my dick, wouldn't be the first time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm glad it's not another moron sending nudes to strangers. To everyone taking nudes. Stop. Get some help.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

Fuck that, Just make sure your Nudes are Artgallery worthy! Something you would post on a billboard yourself don't be ashamed of your body!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never include teh face!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

After Black Mirror, so am I.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shut up and dance!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh that episode was so fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love this was made on a Windows machine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way too much work to not get an upvote

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

dude, nice ! oc ?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, all OC credit goes to @butterlumps (what is this, my love, the hundredth time I've had to to say this?)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Love ur animation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You love @butterlumps animation ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 because it wasn't 20 pages long!

9 years ago | Likes 3250 Dislikes 21

And 12 different posts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...alright fuck it.

9 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 2

Simply the fact you scrolled down to check and then reply this makes it gold.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You get my up vote, not OP, sick of these quite frankly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had something similar happen to me, but on Skype. It was actually real, and "she" had my list of Facebook friends to send nudes to

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or spread over the course of two weeks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Try this: The longest joke in the world (totally not a three fiddy) http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/8EJyqX92Yy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I succeeded. I read the whole joke. And it was only pretty funny

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's the tricksy bit. With long posts I usually read the last few lines first to watch out for Nessie, but with a short one, TRICKSY

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I''ve learned to read the last few lines with any post that isn't 2 lines tall or less

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I realized after posting that comment that this isn't "short" by any means.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

xD

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro I'm telling you I'll fuckin do it.

9 years ago | Likes 273 Dislikes 5

LOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But honestly if youre a guy and not married or famous... would anyone even care?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for having the foresight to choose that username.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I can't take that much credit. My other account got banned. I made this about a week ago. +1 for honesty?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! +1 for honesty! Honesty on the internet is always something special

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can change your username at any time

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I know but he chose that one, which means no one else can do what he can do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or make a new account less than a week ago

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're goddamn right. My other account got banned. I was surprised it was still available.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BROTHER!!! IS THAT YOU!???

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We must reproduce! Meet me in the loch

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Butt to butt or wiener to wiener?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you tho? Would you really?

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

He would for about tree fiddy.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Why not make it toon fiddy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not enough. Only tree fiddy will suffice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn woman whyd ya go and give it toon fiddy now it's just gonna keep commin back.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Double confirmed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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