AshtonTye
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Jan 18, 2017 11:03 PM
AshtonTye
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nightowl3090
so glad Lazy Town is hot again, 2007 I'm comin' at ya
BaconOnARock
#8 actually since the bullets are supersonic they hit before you hear the gun fire.
Felineoverload
My volume button is on the right side of my phone.
Funkyseabiscuit
Dab away from your troubles my son, dab damn you.
samsonguy920
Dickshark Ooohahah!
AtliL
CompressedInfo
+1 for the Arabic lettering actually saying "Neptune" ... or as close to it as could be managed
ImNotRitaPoon
That made me laugh when I read it! +1
ablackguywithanaffintyforpoetry
Ms.Puff and that white monkey thing are my favorites. If there is a dump with just them I could die happy.
micmic00
So have you read Dickshark OP?
Snaitf
*watched
LurkerByNature
That this does't end with "OP is a faggot" is criminal.
TechKiddz
Sed2Said
I count at least four stoners in this pic.
Pinaplewapi
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" guy prob got banned for that
palatapuspricklesticklemytounge
Anyone else seeing "kys piece of shit" ? My eyes suck...
TheDarkNerd
Yes. Personally, I pasted it into Paint and resized it to 20% without preserving aspect ratio.
fealtytowels
That's what it says, kys is "kill yourself." I only just figured that out.
GeneralJester
Same here but my eyes are good.
KyloPro
Well shit, looks like I need a new monitor.
DankMemesandDepression
These are too good, I want to discuss individual images but there's so fucking many! GJ
secretoaster
F-35 is the representation of how bad everything is. Look at what they've done with F-18 just now. SHAME!
plymouthvaliant
F/18/middle east. New tats!
lpstrat1959
Uhm. What DID they do to the F-18
btraqnasty
Propped it up as a pretend alternative to force lockheed aero to renegotiate prices.
jesusmcpleasus
Ughhhhh why use stripper clips if you're carrying an M16
samsonguy920
Wait...there were strippers?
ComradeSillyOtter
Re-re loading?
StinyZ
@rwm90 top meme
cummygums
Googled dickshark. Am disappointed.
tamalon
These made me happy.
NekoMiko06
a gram is a mass that is 1/1000th of the IPK, which is a hunk of iridium-platinum alloy.
OldWiseMonkey
Not American but F35 made me chuckle, reminded me of Concord and UK.
testecull
The key difference is that Concorde actually worked properly.
hispanicyankee
Yeah, F35 is like the new money pit, or the government's Half-Life 3. We throw all our money at it and it'll never be finished
ComradeSillyOtter
Should just have direct deposits to the fat cat's wallets!
chocolategorilla
I think it's near completion now
ARandomHelljumper
It's been much improved since the beginning, but it's still way over budget. It can safely defeat F-16s in air combat finally, which is nice
malikcarr
We're starting to use old block F-16s as target drones. The F-35 kind of NEEDS to succeed because we need SOMETHING to replace the F-16.
BabyBumbleBee3
My BF can barely platform so I beat his ass in Classic Mario all the time XD So yes I do reward him with kisses.
probablebag6914
First person to comment on this is gao
skooterLaughin
Wait.
AllHailTheCritbow
*probablefag6914
probablebag6914
Gay*
probablebag6914
Wait
MetaVulture
I wish people knew how colorblindness actually worked. There are colors. Just not all of them.
Strostkovy
Dogs see yellow and blue. The green and red in a tv will look yellow, so it can show all colors a dog can see. It would look a little 1/2
Strostkovy
weird because the green would also show up to it's blue sensors, making images look normal to a dog just with some things oddly bluer.
nikjack96
Where's the anti-immunity Arab broom?
Mack1986
World most cynical art student? How can you tell the coffee they made me tastes the same
pprmach3t3
The world would be boring af without art k
aoenofhorus
K.
Zaayl
Not everyones art c;
Trayusaur
You okay there, OP?
AshtonTye
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Sir i must say
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Your meme game is thorough
sheshazelnuts
Zoinks
Marxthird
If only I could favorite this comment..
Wolfram74
I think Scooby is just slow...
HungryHungryHippies
Maybe he's high. He's always with shaggy who's constantly looking for food.
howarethefirstfewbitestastingtonight
Maybe Scooby is slower on purpose so he doesn't leave his friend behind when there's danger
theshrektacularshrek
Good guy scoob
CaptainMinnette
Maybe it's also the fact that a dog is eating so much fried food and other things dogs should not eat. I can't think of other things. 2AM
CaptainMinnette
Why am I still on here. Scooby Doo is a great series of shows, mediocre live action. He overeats a tad but he can live how he wants.
Zachakx
The A-10s munitions move faster than the speed of sound, so you may never hear the brrt that killed you.
WrongUn
It was only a joke I think the physics of the situation are irrelevant
ravinoff
Saw a video of that. Everything turns to dust and shrapnel, shit's exploding, and a few seconds later you hear the "BRRRRRRT"
FrankJin
Exactly what i wanted to say
MadmanInBlueBox
It's okay, the "brrrrrt" can hear you scream.
Choc113
Yea but they "mow the lawn" with a stream of bullets. Plenty fired before they hit you.
malikcarr
It means you weren't killed in the first pass. Bad news is you're probably lit up on IR and it's coming around for another.
Mengmoshu
And if you do hear it then you've probably already seen copious amounts of destruction in your vicinity.
ARandomHelljumper
You'd probably be hearing the insane amounts of miniature tank shells exploding like a gun-delivered cluster bomb more than anything.
Donaldbain
What if the brrt is the bullets puncturing your body?
corybingo
yeah if it was ever a direct hit mate, you'd be an unrecognizable pile of people parts.
Weentit
You would be a pink mist at that moment
NotaMormonbutlookslikeone
I like to think purple haze
ARandomHelljumper
(Sorry for DVs) Ehhh no. You would get hit by either 2 shells: High Explosive Incendiary or Depleted Uranium anti-tank. No body to puncture.
Flyndaran
Pretty sure most bullets travel faster than the speed of sound. Subsonic ammo is much less effective.
JunkbatmainOberbatch
Tell that to the VSS Vintorez or the VKS
litoris
Mortars are pretty much all subsonic at impact. Check your privilege.
Zachakx
Yes. This is true. I never meant to imply otherwise.
cobra29935
Explain bullet bill then
PTKrieg
He wants to take his time, savor all the complex emotions of the victim. In many ways he knows your plumbers better than you do.
Muttons1337
Do you wanna know which plumber is player one?
governmentgavemeagun
Depends. Rifle ammo is usually supersonic but a pistol eg 9mm Browning HP can be slightly subsonic. Less effective but more portable.
gordonweedman
How can a round be slightly subsonic?
Hetuni
Yeah... It is or it isn't
governmentgavemeagun
Browning Hi-Power 9mm Muzzle velocity 1100 f/s, speed of sound at sea level 1125 f/s. So it's very close... (1/2)
governmentgavemeagun
(2/2) If at altitude, &/or weather changes, it could be supersonic. Speed of sound at 12000ft altitude is ~1070fps. Breckenridge is 12000ft.
BigBlueBurd
The irony about this is that 9mm is in fact a supersonic round. .45 ACP isn't.
governmentgavemeagun
Depends what version of 9mm, what you fire the 9mm from, and what the local speed of sound is. Ammoguru.com has a good article on this.
BigBlueBurd
From a 4 inch barrel, using NATO-spec ammo, at normal temperature (20 degrees C) and normal pressure (sea level), it's supersonic.