The greatest story ever told

Jul 21, 2019 11:03 AM

Lyrixon

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Still think the US fa boys should be made to watch Lovejoy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lovejoy. He loves his antiques.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for not making this with unnecessary gifs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/r/im14andthisisdeep

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Given the fact that I need those pieces of paper to pay my rent and feed myself I'd say it has a decent amount of value.

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The man was born for the role

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except it's not a story, its a universal agreement on a base unit of value to make the trade of goods and services easier

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Money is representative of time, that's why it has value. Time is the greatest commodity we have. /r/im15andthisisdeep

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, the rise of capital as a medium of exchange isn't some evil thing and has several advantages over barter?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Great actor. Is this show good? I’ve been thinking about starting it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, fiat currency. Its not particularly edgy to point out that money only has value because we agree it does.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Right? I mean, that's kinda the point. So we don't have to carry like 20 pairs of shoes to the shop when your car needs a brake job.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lovejoy knows a bit about money.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's basically a pseudocertificate of worth.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is an inaccurate description of how fiat money works but college sophomores think it’s profound

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Same with gold. It's a corrosion-resistant metal that has trading value because we say it does. (Excluding its many industrial uses.)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Swejin?

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San Francisco cocksucker

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cock suckin mother fucker

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Movie title?

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Slowly hides the salt shaker to inside pocket

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imagine having to barter and trade for everything you ever wanted.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I give you my vagene tomorrow for a burger today.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you have for collateral?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

New car, caviar, 4-star daydream. Think I'll buy me a football team.

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"Post more bills"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What movie is this

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

From American Gods based on Neil Gaiman’s book

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series American Gods. worth it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In this case, the God of money (mostly) manifested as a trio of girl scouts.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

girl scouts you say???

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some primitive societies threw young girls into volcanoes. We dress them up in ceremonial uniforms to collect the sacred Green Paper.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every single line I read perfectly in that gravel voice and it's perfect.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The greatest value of money is that it is significantly more practical to lug around than actual goods.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Tends to store a lot better too.

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Imagine the equivalent value in soybeans.

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It took thousands of years to go from barter to coins with metal value to money based on gold reserves to today's currency. Try saying 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

bitcoin is based on inherent value. And if you think paper currency's inherent value is equal to symbolic value, go back 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and tell the Weimer Republic. 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It works both ways too. For a decade after the Russian Revolution Czarist notes still held value

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Why isn’t it worth anything now? v

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was neat that one could readily purchase goods or services with currency from a country years after it ceased to exist

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say Barter still exists in frontier situations and 'uncivilized' populations but you're spot on I'd say.

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Barter exists as does the gift economy. People give gifts (goods/services) and an unspoken rule of reciprocity means a gift is often 1/2

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given back. There's also unpaid labour (volunteering, childcare) which adds wealth to an economy. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barter exists everywhere, just not necessarily as the primary means of trade. e.g. I'll trade you beer and pizza to help me move some boxes.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

True true, Jalapeno cheese spread currency did have a high market demand when I was involved in that system.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet this sounds better in his voice.

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Did you not read it in his voice?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has the kind of voice where he could read the phone book and it would sound interesting. Nigella Lawson has the same thing going on.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything does.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I substituted his voice for Gilbert Gottfried, still had a great time.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

well worth watching

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually read it in his voice, and it was better!

6 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Now read it again, in her voice

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I couldn't not if I tried

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ah Lovejoy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it in his voice

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of people say they'd like Morgan Freeman's voice, but I'd be happy with Ian McShane's any day.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't you already hear the words in his voice??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read it in his voice... so, I win.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rad this in his voice. So there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you read this NOT in his voice???

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like you ears are being massage by an alcoholic chain smoking angel. I love this seen the most

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read it in his voice having just watched Blackwood, amazing actor.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Deadwood

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was confused at first lol ... What ever you do dont google black wood...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, yes that would be the one.

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I'm sure you threw a few 'cocksuckers' in there then

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It would be better if he told the whole story while pissing in the corner in his jammies

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ian McShane belongs to the "British men who make everything they say sound sexy" club.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Regardless of what accent they use, apparently. Blistering Clusterfuck is on that list, too. I could listen to him as Dr. Strange all day.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, where was he before GOT and Jon Wick? I had never heard of him and that's criminal.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You should watch The Pillars of the Earth.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go watch Deadwood now

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You cocksucker.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Is everything okay?

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Money is a placeholder for trade goods and services. Depending on the server you may be able to actually trade something or perform a -

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Item with imaginary value so someone else can control the money market and shift the perceived value at will.

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"aw, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut." "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!"" explain how!!" "money can be exchanged for goods and services!"

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No-one ever pays ME in gum.

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Beats lugging around a sack of gold.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

service in place of spending money.

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2

It takes a lot of effort and trust for it to become that placeholder.

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Eah. Precious metals use to back our currency. I do have gripes about the 'credit'-standard but finite materials somewhat forces this path.

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Yeah but that wouldn't sound as "woke"

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The issue arises when someone can gather the representative labor of others without need for it. Not binding the representation of labor...

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...to something with fixed value or quantity (commodity) lets the paper degrade in value but the salt shaker appreciate.

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Not that simple. Many factors, outside of any control, determine how much anything may appreciate... or depreciate for that matter.

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You can clearly see that if you use a fiat currency, the working class gets less per unit of work over time and the upper can horde 'labor'.

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Pretty much, fiat currency supplanted barter as it allowed greater flexibility and don't have an expiration date like some goods. It allowed

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People with specialty trades to trade for common goods where average people would have no use for their wares.

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Fiat currency is not money. Money has value all its own. Fiat currency is a government saying, "Use this paper or else." That is also...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

...different from paper money which must be exchangeable with actual money in the issuer's possession, whether government or somebody...

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...else, like a bank or maybe even Jeff Bezos.

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Commodity currency replaced barter. Fiat currency replaced commodity to make it easier to enact monitary policy.

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Don't think I ever got a good feel on commodity currency, never really got covered too well in my education days, mind explaining for me?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Commodity: can be traded in somewhere for an object. Usually a chunk of metal (gold standard), but could be anything (cow, cloth, egg, etc)

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I was going to ask if the Gold/Silver notes fell under that but then considered that coins like doubloons are still only granted intrinsic

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fiat: doesn't represent any object, has value because it's the only medium government will accept for payment of taxes and debts.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotcha, I suppose I always just saw there was overlap in some way but always neglected that 'Gov only accepts X' part.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not too fast there. Regular currency did this. Regular currency has intrinsic value. Fiat currency does not. Think silver vs cash notes.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What value doe silver have, outside of some technical nich uses?

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very little intrinsic value compared to the fiat value, frankly

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Not really. Regular currency's value is determined by the marketplace of economic participants: you, me, business, etc. 1 of 3

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What we (mostly), in an economic collective, mutually agree to. Made of precious metals or paper backed by them, it answers 2 of 4 (oops)

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Precious metals only have value because we put value on them. They are have no more value in there natural state than fiat currency.

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Maybe in the olden days. Nowadays precious metals like gold are wanted for use in processors and such.

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But we assign the value of gold and such. Their value comes from humans giving them value. Much like fiat currency.

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Gold originally had value because it could be easily worked into things women found pretty, and 1/

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and it was hard to find so not all of them could have some. So they were willing to trade with men that had some.

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Except dollar bills are made of cloth. So sayeth fallout4.

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Fractional reserve banking and Modern Money Mechanics. The greatest bullshit of all time.

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Canadian money is plastic. And colorful.

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Currently US dollars are technically linens due to their composition. That's why pros bleach $1 bills to print counterfeits on

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It is made out of paper made by pressing cotton and linen fibers together. It's not cloth, though, which is made from woven fibers.

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Cloth paper

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In the business, we call it a nonwoven. Currency is typically a combo of natural and synthetic fibers, made on a paper machine.

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And you can build a comfy bed with 5 of them

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Cloth is often made of plant fibers, just like paper. Therefore cloth is a form of paper.

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Paper is made by pressing together moist cellulose fibers, cloth is made by weaving fibers. Different processes produce different products.

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Except It's worth 10 caps a piece so collect that shit

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Got into the habit of hoarding pre war money, which messed me up in 76 where it was basically worthless

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A linen blend I believe

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Watch pre war money is a 10,000 stack

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I thought it was 100$ a stack. At the skylines flight there is 100 pre War money and a ledger saying there is 10k in there.

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oh then I remembered it wrong I thought there was only 10 in there

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... So sayeth the US Mint. The paper that bills are made of is some kind of proprietary blend of cloth fibers.

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Cotton and linen, not cloth, which is woven.

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Linen is by definition woven flax cloth tho

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It might start out that way, but the process that makes the paper produces paper, not cloth.

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But if it isn't still cloth, is it really still linen? Or just flax fibres?

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Mostly linen and cotton. It's not super fancy, but yeah it's not made of paper.

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I never said it was. Though I couldn't remember exactly which fibers, so thanks!

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According to Modern Marvels, levi jeans sold the offcuts of their jean production to the US Mint for this purpose. At least they used to

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By definition it is paper, "a thin material produced by pressing together moist fibres of cellulose", not all paper is made from wood.

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Amusingly both cotton and linen have much more cellulose than plain old wood. It's super paper.

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[Origami intensifies]

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Nah man religion is the greatest story ever told. Money originated with coins which held inherent value of precious metals they're made with

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Sky cake.

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Bud if that's your reply then you really need to read or, of you must, watch American Gods cause you are sorta missing the point

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You're not wrong, but the old guy talking about money is Odin.

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Gold does have an inherent value, but most of its price is due to speculative-demand not use-demand. Gold is the oldest financial “bubble”.

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Just look at John Wick's world and the assassin's coinage.

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Cave men were trading seashells and trinkets long before organized religion.

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Some of the oldest coins were granary chits. That's probably a lot closer to "inherent value" than metal itself is.

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What is "inherant" value? Value is only superimposed on things by humans, it is not inherant. If we didnt care about gold, it'd be worthless

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‘Money’ actually originated with ledgers, coins came later.

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1)The intersubjective idea of money is far more impressive. If I'm a Muslim a Christian probably wont adopt my religion, but they will

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2) surely take money for their goods and services

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That's not where money originated.

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well if you really want to get into it then money was originally whatever was being bartered at the time until currency was established

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Today's coins however don't contain that metal value, paper money even more so. The origin of the computer in a shepherd 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

counting on his fingers doesn't make it less impressive. 2/2

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Those metals have no inherent value. They are just shiny.

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Wtf are you smoking? Metals formed the basis of the industrial revolution

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Value is defined by demand. Nothing has INHERENT value. For much of human history salt was worth more than gold, and thus currency.

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This being the origin of the word "salary," which I always thought was cool.

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using metal from coins? Coins were not traded to be melted down into machines and products.

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If gold doesn't have inherent value then what does?

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Your government primarily mints gold coins? Even the dollar is not based on gold reserves any more.

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Nothing. My issue is with the use of inherent. Things only have value because people want them.

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What is the inherent value of gold?

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Value is a thing that humans give to things, there is no such things as "inherent value."

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but otherwise you are correct, nothing we don't need has value unless we decide we want it

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actually, things we need to survive have inherent value, so food, water, shelter, those have value, the rest is just fluff

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Those are necessities, but they're still only valuable because humans decide they are

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Exactly. To expand on this, "inherent" means 'naturally' or 'inbuilt', whereas things only have 'value' given a context or a goal.

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You could also argue that it's not just humans that give things value, eg other creatures also 'value' the things they require to survive.

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