onedoesnotsimplyhavedankmemes
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Nov 22, 2016 12:48 AM
onedoesnotsimplyhavedankmemes
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MrGossip
"F*** yourself" taken to a new level.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
This is the first ever seen picture of Rosie Palms.
blortch
CountryMetal01
.....unzzzzzzzip
wambu
Gotta hand it to you . . .
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
TheLateKnight
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/615/801/716.jpg
disco1moses
Do...do I have a boner right now?
looseparts
I'm the type of person that thinks this is funny. No one else I know would feel the same. "Hey Linda, wanna see this? Nevermind..."
Torbarian
This is why I come to usersub for shit posts like this! Enjoy FP
fricklenani
This is one of those things that middle school kids start doing, and it eventually gets banned, and *severe consequences happen* if caught
BlueMaggot
Sigh *unzips*
Etank
Got a good belly laugh outta me +1
Elminster001
Left hand.....the strange.
YourMomJokes
your mom takes blow jobs to a whole new level
JSteady331
Perv!!!! Take this upvote and be gone from my sight. Filth.
mangiamangia
am i only one get erected?
iSawAGirlsNippleOnce
noiice
gohn5
This must be what Porn was like before smart phones
sleete
@JustDeadpoolShoutingBoobies
thisisreallynottheusernameiwanted
AngelxOfxSin
picturelord
For Science!
brianclementsvatua
Doesn't matter, hand sex
NathanielJWilson
Still counts..
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Underappreciated comment of the day right here.
randomlychosenusernameinuse
but what are you doing with your right han... oh.
Morgan96
Nooooo....?
Lonestarproxy
Haha! I see what you did there!
Shitposting2017
What ever floats your boat I guess?
heidl
Holding the camera, probably.
misterpoonfister
Hahaha i really enjoyed this +1 u fucking filthy animal
impartialsleep
Agree
BoxcarAlex
All aboard the front-page train, choo choo!
hypnotictommy
You have too much time on your hands...
skertch
You misspelled ink. Ha. My luck it wouldn't wash off for a while, wife would think I'm crazier than I'm already.
Speldrawng
No, he just has dirty hands.
hihohihoitsoftoworkwego
Bored, thus guy is bored beyond believe
frankwhite77
: looks at hand: it's 3 past 69
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
Too much FUCKING TIME!
Noracs
This needs more upvotes.
yourbassist
Wait a few minutes/seconds and he'll have loads of it.
hotpeppersauce
I never go to the front page, but I imagine this is exactly what they are looking for.
saltandsunshine
Agreed
Emailman02
Hi I'm from the front page. We don't want this. But by all means send it!!
PutSomeStankOnThat
You know you want it. FP loves the usersub escapees
watterrbottle
This comment is next level hipster
jsparker43
I was a hipster before it wasn't cool
cnllnn
Let it be done.
DurendaI
So let it be written, so let it be done.
MV50
Thy wish has been commanded
redflamegreen
Ive always fantasized about being in a threesome with my Gf, and another dude. Maybe one day, if i can find a GF and another dude
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FightMeMrTusk
lol you're like George Constanza level petty
Mournclaw
Each to their own I guess :|
demonic
Well I can be the other dude!
Kiore
Threesomes are so much fun fun, although threesomes with couples are a bit more fraught when you're the third.
accidentalaxolotl
More fun with another woman instead
LittleMissMayhem
It's as amazing as you think.
LuckyInLove69
Oh my.....
BenjimanStickyLiquid
It was pretty awkward for me. I was way more into the guy.
Bustamanteh
But you are a man aren't you?
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Indeed
XxOnlinedudexX
Bustamanteh
Tell me more, why? U r bi?
BenjimanStickyLiquid
I consider myself gay, but I've had two girlfriends in the past.
LZYRMN
My gf and another girl yes but not another dude. I don't think I can handle seeing my gf being boned by another dude and me.
Vicariouscrow
But, can your girlfriend handle seeing you plowing another gal?
mkumar118
Asking the right questions
LZYRMN
My gfs fantasy is to see me plowing a girl while the girl eats her out. I think she's fine with it.
muddywatersmentalfapsession
Sounds like you're a 1%'er. Wish I wuz you.
Vybors
It all sounds like wine and roses, but she'd probably get a kink in her neck. Unless you get a mirror, I suppose.
lickwidghost
Or just look straight ahead
Vicariouscrow
Woah, well by all means go ahead and live out your dream you precious and blessed human being
yoandhello
My gf wants her and I to dominate another chick. Anyone interested?
LZYRMN
It'll likely never happen ever but it's cool to think what if sumone she thought was hot, offered. U know? Until then, goes to my spankbank.
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
I feel like that could cause relationship issues
Sobelimas
It does.
ApexAlpha
Threesomes work great if you're confident, dominant, and know how to make your main girl feel. They can blow up in your face though.