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The "How to be Productive" Guide
Edit: Ey FP!! Thanks guys
Maxbombersz
And Epstein didn’t kill himself
ErnestoPeeler
Perse is 'ass' in finnish.
Pentjotal
QUID PRO QUO, Black mail in US english
DesirousYeti
This post should come with its own magnifying glass.
GoochoLibre
Another hard language; Basque! Lots of locals here are Basque and I looked into Rosetta Stone but they won't touch it.
dkgsc2sp42
Marvel viewing order: release order. Later movies reference earlier ones, so anything but release order is stupid
Rkomann
Favegotten
KingAster2
This should be a rl word
patricksbarnard
#1 it’s not always the best idea to wrap your thumb, I know a few people who have broken it by doing so.
poljo1337
#1 is a terrible way to wrap your hands. When you start on thumb always go over hand, so when you make a fist the wrap tightens up.
WarTortilla
As someone who’s trained more than 10 years in Muay Thai and BJJ, yeah this isn’t a good way to wrap at all
poljo1337
As i understand it, there are a lot of good ways to wrap hands, depending on your needs, sport, style. But this is not one of them.
JonnyLocomotive
#3 I believe they left out your opponents most vulnerable place
Falanxzealot
Crushing blow to the ego
DropBearAttack
Paraphrasing Garak from Star Trek: DS9: Broken bones & bruises will heal but insults will last a lifetime.
pimpquisition
The down and then across list order of #1 really upset me.
WarTortilla
You need to make a small rectangular cushion to go over your knuckles with the wrap. This isn’t right or at least not how I was trained
Fistouille
#12 I like how German is so hard it's not even listed while it's mostly as close to English as Dutch
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
I've seen it listed just outside the easy category. Harder than Dutch apparently, but not as bad as the 'medium' languages above.
Fistouille
It has something to do with German declension like in Latin; it increases difficulty
TheFishFace
Not all of the thousands of languages are listed!
SephReed
German is the most popular language in Europe (not counting Russian)
TheFishFace
Yeah it's still odd it's not there. Tho that metric is not useful. Globally Spanish, Portuguese and French are way higher
bolobass
The stove one doesn't work. Some of the energy may be stored in the terracotta and released slower but it will start colder. Same result.
aCartoonMonster
The energy is the same but radiant heat does feel different. Typically heat from a candle will heat air, rise to the ceiling and 1/
aCartoonMonster
Dissipate in the ceiling/attic. Heating a thermal mass radiates heat which keeps the heat lower in the room where you are. Overall energy 2/
aCartoonMonster
Is identical but the way it feels is different.
TheFishFace
Ultimately the candle puts out the power of.. a candle. It won't hear up an entire room without crazy insulation
Xedi22
It’s to use the heat as radiant heat to feel better as a human near it. But doesn’t magically heat the air in the room.
TheFishFace
You don't need high thermal mass to heat radiatively. But you'd probably be better just directing the warm air onto you.
somename42069
As someone learning Japanese, fuck the similarity between European languages. Gave me a false sense of security.
RonDaldo
Ahhhhhh yes, the most important part of flight. The 'woo'.
buttonguy3
I prefer to wrap my hands with a bow on top. Just so they know they'll be out til Christmas.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
I heard #14 is a load of bologna
chinakat
The abandoned church guide is going to give me nightmares
unvalidusername
An addition to your dump:
LinkaAdoptsACouger
I can never seem to get my hand wraps right so I just bought wrap gloves and call it a day.
YoungRascal
#7: is missing "quid pro quo"
ghost9687
Marvel viewing order messed up homecoming is at end
AlexSomething
You're either mixing Far from home and Homecoming or your memories of the latter are hazy. It's definitely pre-Infinity War.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Ant-Man and the wasp is also post infinity war, or at least simultaneous
Combatman23
#3 is a load of shit, for more reasons than I can feasibly put into the comments section. So instead I'm just going to say, go train.
DropBearAttack
You're less likely to break your fingers & wrist with a flat hit compared to a closed fist. Broken bones = less chance of survival.
DannyK90
The Marvel order one is incorrect
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
AFAIK it's the timeline of the movies.
VermillionTwilight
Yeah... except Antman 2 occurs at the same time as infinity war. As seen during the credits scene when the snap happens.
Kallistonia
Watch em in the order they came out. Linear timelines are so 2049
MLB45
Yeah it includes captain marvel, no one should watch that trash.
phelan74
Its good fun movie. I have a feeling I know why you didn't like it. Don't be that guy.
MLB45
What guy it’s just a boring movie.
Mordo85
Personally I found it lack luster, there is no character growth, they even had to edit the movie just before release so people didnt think
Mordo85
That the main hero was a villain.. you know the scene..it was just... meh
IntrovertFriendly
I thought the movie was just okay. Nothing special. She wasn't even needed in Endgame. I'm sure they couldve found a diff way to save Tony.
FallingStar7669
I think Mister Thermodynamics would have something to say about #14
Xedi22
It’s not magically more heat...it’s making the same heat more useful to someone near the radiant heater/pot.
Qualtagh
My only hope is that it might help keep the warmth near the user, instead of the warmed air immediately flowing to the ceiling.
manystripes
The pot traps heat that would otherwise go straight into the room, and then puts it straight into the room. 100% efficiency!
ThroughTheDrywall
Can someone please explain #4 to my friend
GerberLegalTeam
A handy way to avoid having to straight up memorize morse code by just memorizing a weird chart instead.
brannana
Or memorizing a weird order for the alphabet.
lordstinkynuts
Moses code. This image is not very useful example to help learn it
xdx11
Moses code??
SecondSince
It's how they communicated during their 40 years in the desert.
MoodyMoose
Explains the parting right up front
MLB45
Chart for morse code. Use dit and dah instead of dot and dash.
ChayVeyo
I'm sorry, what? Am I just stupid rn?
WithFurtherAdo
three long sounds in a row, then three short ones, then three long ones = S O S.
Qtoy
You can use that chart to translate Morse code. If you hear a "dah" you go one to the left, "dit" you go one to the right.
Qtoy
They build off of each other so you go down the more sounds you hear. It's not super easy to explain in 140 character increments, though.
tehboomer
So, for example, long short long long would be “y” then, correct?
PokingSmot
Okay fuck you for this:
stolenkiss37
Particularly sneaky because most people looking at info graphics are certain ages.
dustpuma1
ahh the cringe game every nerd played in high school.
UmbrellaCoJanitor
I just lost the game
paddylonglegs
Fuck you for posting this here
Mcmonkeybug
Yep Fuck you @OP
italk2much
It’s been so long!!!!! But well played sir
UpsideDownBranana
Ey guy fuck you
DoughnutEarthSociety
I lost a month ago to the same shit
willgameforgold
ITS BEEN YEARS YOU FUCK
TheFilmLife
PoolClean
Can someone explain for my friend who doesnt get it?
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
Well played...
whatsareddit12
akspartankiiier
ItsBeen84Years.jpeg
Muhanoid
Didn't Queen made the Tweet?
fafnir77
Wat
Muhanoid
Wasn't the game supposed to end when Queen of the Englend Tweets "I've lost the game"?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
CactusCreep
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Mine's prettier.
cuntgrenade
fuck
jherazob
I got your back: https://m.xkcd.com/391/
TerraKnight
The only release from the game is death, none has the power to end it until the end comes
ZKrock
I'm actually good. I won the game as a Wedding gift, so I can no longer lose.
DylenVoght
What's this?
cbale2000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)/
DylenVoght
Thank you very much
pyroshen
If you grew up in the 90/00s there was a "game" that literally was about NOT thinking about the game. If you did, you lost
DylenVoght
Thank you very much
acinonyxjubatus
https://xkcd.com/391/
ZKrock
That's not how that works, but hey, it's xkcd where it's pseudo to the max.
PaladinAstro
Lies! The Game will claim us all!
acinonyxjubatus
I'm as surprised as you! I didn't think it was possible.
TerraKnight
It isn't, there is no escape, popular figures and artist might make you think otherwise, but the only release from the game is your demise
heyletsbefriends
no one actually cares, though.
ZKrock
You cared about the game enough to post about it. Plus over 700+ upvotes is a good sign you're wrong.
heyletsbefriends
no, thats 700+ upvotes worth of people pretending to care. i cared about people pretending to care enough to point it out.
ZKrock
Considering that the only way to know that is you interviewed every single person who upvoted
8BitFish
You must be great at parties
heyletsbefriends
the parties where people pretend to care about stupid shit?
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8BitFish
This is fun. Keep posting.
heyletsbefriends
XOccamsChainsawX
Ummm I have questions about the church thing...
jherazob
Bring a Belmont
NeoHelios
The church thing—that’d be a great coop rogue-like video game! Horror/Tension. Exploration. Gather relics. Beat the clock. Survive & repeat.
VeldWolf
Sounds like Binding of Isaac to me
NeoHelios
I should try that, thanks! :)
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Dotterooney
Courier098
Shoot
ShitIcantthinkofausernameagain
Can I bring beer instead of wine?
OpTRexDev
Can I step foot in one of these abandoned churches if I’ve been excommunicated?
naery
Not if you want to step foot *out* again
TheEmperorofSteelcity
Yes, especially when you're excommunicated, they might be more lenient and let you go even after the organ started playing.
DriveByShitting
Careful now, Americans might be reading.
Courier098
Still waiting for the time when the word "THE" offends someone
ggjkehbek
There's nothing wrong with a good old fashioned scary survival guide. As a Christian. There's nothing offensive about this.
ggjkehbek
As we are!
CommunCreator
Okay *BANG*! Did I hit it?
NeoHelios
ROFL Jesus is it really that bad?! “Americans the Highly Offend-able”. Ha ha. I’m very sorry for my compatriots :)
boogertown
Most of us aren’t easily offended. The smallest group of stupid people just speak the loudest and that’s who you’re listening to
Chickenbuttholeremover
For instance . . . Where did this turn up?
Cavemon
https://rocky-mountain-gothics.tumblr.com/post/182095213071/a-guide-to-exploring-abandoned-churches
Phaelious
Doot.
Hogie14633
nopeMoep
as someone with some both; a very vivid imagination and a history of paranormal occurences, this is delightfully creepy.
HelloInternets
Story time? Love me a good ghost story.
Courier098
I found it buried within another man's dump.
GondwanaCraton
Rummaging through another man's dump is where all the nuttiest nuggets will be found.
TyrionLannisterTheImp
That's where the good nuggets tend to be
Roland191145
Ha-ha! Courier098 digs through mens dumps!
Courier098
Not just men's