New year new dump part 2

AnxiousCuttlefish

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Can confirm. I went to visit Santa once when I was like 4 and screamed bloody murder. Mom agreed not to take me back again. I don't blame her.

Wtf, Spain

Legit I have seen an uptick in ornithophobia among my students since geese started to nest on our campus. Valid.

Tag yourself. I'm OP You Forgot.

Creamy chicken if I'm adding butter and draining the broth. Pork if I'm eating it as soup.

Wish I could've sent this to my mom. She was a music teacher, she'd have cracked up.

I've gotten those messages before. When I'm done laughing I say okay let's do a med accommodation.

This is 90% of how my sister and I communicate

Fair

Me on January 4th.

I have a bad habit of using the herb name instead of the brand name or even processed chemical name for my meds. I.e., I take hyosciamine for my stomach and I just call it Belladonna.

100% of me clicking the AI button is in an attempt to shut it off or block it. Any ai images are strictly accidental and I'm going to be mortified to learn of them.

Valid

What kind of experience........

Looks like he died while carving it....

Fun fact, I know obscure recipes simply because I have food sensitivities and my mom was like, "well if you can't find [food] without that ingredient, just make it yourself".

She knew me so well. I am heavily fueled by spite.

Saved to send my bro in law who gets a kick out of "white ass names". We are all white as fuck in our fam.

She was right.

Laughing while petting my cat Clarice, aka "my little fbi agent"

I will never adopt a dog under 20lb, but my 40lb dog's boyfriend next door is part chihuahua and omg he is anger incarnate (expect for with her, whom he will wipe out on the ice to run to see)

Saved for the language chapter of my perception class

I fkn hate New years. The older I get, the more I equate it with April fools day. Annoying excuse to be immature for a day. But worse because for two weeks after, people are asking you how you're playing along. I'm not. It's stupid.

InitHello

My only new year's resolution is 3840x2160. It'll be an upgrade from the 1920x1080 I currently have.

2 months ago |

KMSigma

#8 Rincewind Chicanery Wrangling

WeirdoIIC

#12 Soy, drain the broth, add butter and some minced ginger. That'll give me some ratatouille-style flashbacks.

ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck

#1 Santa has no HONOR!

FlatPlutoSociety

This is probably not true and I am definitely not going to bother looking it up, but I choose to believe that this is because "kermit" means something horribly offensive in Spanish.

BishlamekGurpgork

Apparently around 2011, they changed his name in Spanish to Kermit le rana to make marketing easier. It was just a localization choice they made.

SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay

#29 eyo who the hell put me in a meme?!

DidCatchABreak

#38

I have 3 Chihuahuas. They bark at anything, but are otherwise cuddle bugs

JeezusJuice

#27 Irrespective works, too. Also, I only remember that it’s “lie down” because of American Dad. There’s an episode where some fancy rich guy absolutely shits on Steve for saying he’s gonna “lay down.” I said it that way until the day I saw that episode.

stonetemplefox05

#12 factory standard for me. Creamy chicken when I'm going to make it fancy.

fractalsphere

#48 I heard 2026 referred to as the "second quarter" of the 21st century and I aged like ten years 😳

StabbyMcMurder

#8 idk what this is but I'll take morbid bibliomamcy because it sounds funny (:

idrinkcheapbeer

#12 ALWAYS spicy chicken.

CodyBurkett

#24 this is just some ducks in general, like this Lesser Scaup I saw the other day.

SavageDrums

#45 As a Brandon, I'm super glad the idiot MAGAts have found a new mindless slogan that they think is clever.

MrsHowVeryDareYou

#5 there’s a very sheer mesh (like pantyhose) holding the pieces together. There’s no naked skin there.

BusterWinkmeyer

#12 drop an egg in there and slap on a Kraft single at the end.

AlmostClever

Man that egg move is such a game-changer. You should also try sesame oil and frozen peas or corn.

Great idea! I love sesame oil but it triggers my chronic cough, so I have to use it sparingly. Next bowl of Ramen will be my dose!

ClayTiger1

#8 Hex maintenance and advanced glass blowing.

richtus

#4 I'm honestly surprised that his name isn't violently different in German.

#27 supposedly is for things you already suppose to be the case, supposably is for postulating hypothetical suppositions.

laner7112000

#4 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y2w1OGI1aGNlNm1zbDJ6cmR1MHBoY3M1eHk0aGN4cTNldWZia2M2ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2zelCiUo5KJyN8MgMr/200w.webp

Happy to see dumps from you back on the site. Always felt like you and I had similar senses of humor.

Thanks! I probably stole a fair bit of my memes from your dumps, so that's a fair assumption 😂 I go long stretches without posting and my memory card suffered for it.

Idontspellcheck

#27 I seen't it.

TakuanSoho

Lontri

#12 Mama Tom Yum with the juice of a whole lime, as a soup. If I have money/more ingredients I might add in an egg, maybe some pork, maybe some shrimpies. Mama chicken noodles, fried. If I have money/ingredients I might fry them with some chicken/veggies/egg. We don't have top ramen here, there's probably cheaper options than Mama noodles, but after switching to those in my late teens, I can't go back to the flavorless super cheap stuff.

digitalgamba

#27 this one podcaster I listen to pretty regularly prouncounces it like this and it's not meant as a joke: "ick cetera." Sometimes I have to take a break. I like the show but ooooof.

There's a history YouTube page I like too who has such a deep south accent that NONE of her vowels are pronounced as they should be. I take breaks too lol

HomoSumHumaniAMeNihilAlienumPuto

#49 I can read every single one of these, and i hate that.

itsthejacket

In da boddel

SaberShots

Had to read several outloud to hear the phun with phonics! Still working on cone mill!

corn meal maybe?

zombieturtle3000

Corn meal (took me a bit)

deadInAnothermansgrave37

Almost spelled mustard correctly:)

Mokisan

I wudda gon budda sted a margron, bu dats me.

Aliubi

My favorite was a local flower stand advertising "LOVE BOKAYS"

#8 Cruel and Unusual Geography and OP you forgot (Ornithomancy)

I actually bought a Cruel and Unusual Geography degree from the official Discworld store, what with the living in Arizona thing.

meheezen

#47 just like Faulcout or however you write that pedo name

1 month ago |

Muertasha

#6 The mimics on the side of the road are free. You can just take them. Nobody will stop you.

#12 Beef with egg and/or cheese added

SlightlyRelatedToThePost

Classic Shrimp with some shredded "mexican" cheese from the supermarket. You know, that cheap kind that tastes like someone seasoned colby cheese after being verbally described to how Mexican food tastes.

You can also add lemon juice or lime juice to your ramen

ForceAwakenWasLame

Dayum..story time?e

Make your ramen with an egg. Or add cheese. It's pretty easy. https://youtu.be/M5f5fonvN1Y

My bro in law tosses the egg in the water with his noodles, says it comes out perfectly runny

I toss mine in with a minute left to go. Works every time 😁

There's no story, just poor. You make what you can with what you have

What other stuff did u have to do when poor that you otherwise wouldn’t?

Rice and american cheese slices. Peanut butter and cinnamon sugar on white bread or tortillas rolled up. Wait I take the last one back, now I want a "pinwheel" 😅 those were in my Daisy Duck cook book when I was 4.

Butter noodles. Butter rice. Peanut butter and crackers. Baloney and bread. Cheap cereal

Mang. I’m sorry to hear that. I wish better winds ahead for you pal

Butter noodles are so fuckin good, though.

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