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trikucian
They’re more fire resistant 🤪
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
*Hobbit Hole. ;)
MandalorianHybrid1
Starting to? Welcome. I've been here for years.
VibratingNipples
My ideal home would be a cabin in the middle of a forest high up in the mountains
kabummBaron
A lot of preppers had the same idea
HubicPairs
AlwaysHasBeen.meme
Willowknowsall
Seriously, why aren't more houses built? Underground underground temperature stays the same year round. It would be more green! Go mow the roof!
LinguisticBitch
All those survival skills learned in Air Cadets gonna pay off.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Being slightly claustrophobic, I'll look into deserted islets.
ljsivaCat
Can I put in some skylights?
KarlPhylos
I’ve always dreamed of having a subterranean house with a beautiful field on top. Nothing to do with watching TMNT. Nope. Nothing at all.
Ultratoxic
I'm gonna die in the water wars of the 2050s
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
themuttonisniceandlean
But why not make it a round hobbit door? So much cooler that way.
naughtyrev
I've been stockpiling spices so I can sell them once the collapse comes. They'll make the gun barrel taste better when people blow their heads off.
DianaRR
Too expensive. I can't afford land.
petonious
Is there wifi?
Lulabel73
RuricOrhlandis
This place had a massive shelter in it with all kinds of features. Picture Show in the listing but their information has been removed it's now a crime scene. https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd_Richmond_KY_40475_M31300-21430 https://www.richmondregister.com/news/upd">-21430">https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1266-Willis-Branch-Rd_Richmond_KY_40475_M31300-21430 https://www.richmondregister.com/news/update-ksp-confirm-details-of-fatal-shooting-at-former-state-reps-home/article_13fc7e9a-93eb-11ec-ba97-fbe8b02f0dfe.html
Perturaboss
I love how money doesnt buy class or taste, what a tacky looking house.
thepandasbum
Move to Debert, Nova Scotia ;)
GreyKnightTemplar666
Hobbit holes are very comfortable and cozy
soulisoul
So you mean that hobbits are descendants of preppers who bought middle silos ?
soulisoul
Missile
GreyKnightTemplar666
That sounded a lot less dirty in my mind before I started typing it out
BigTex1
GreyKnightTemplar666
That's the phrase my gf uses to initiate sexy times, and yes, in Gollums voice as well. Just goes to show you all you need to do is quote Gimli "toss me, just don't tell the elf"and it will get you a call back after a camping weekend swimming in the lake
BigTex1
mibmonster
jonathantoast
Living underground has terrible air quality, you have to be really careful.
MrHappySmiles
I’m pretty sure people that bought missile silos as bunkers are happy with it.
prettydumb
well .. yes those are the kind of places that will be the last remnants of humanity lol
QuartzPoker
They typically require lots of maintenance I have had
DALLASLAVOWNER
apparently the problem is a stable fresh water supply
number2commenter
Well, I don't think I'd keep horses
androgenoide
Power is also a problem in those silos.
spookyu
Depends on the design of the facility. I've seen some people sacrifice a surface vent as a passthrough, but not all of em will have something like that. The biggest issue I've seen though is getting wastewater and sewage OUT of the bunker. Usually requires a strong pump that is designed for such things. Some facilities have extensive subfloors though (the rooms themselves being on massive springs and dampers), so that can help in running utilities.
inkswitch11
I prefer to be devoured by wolves
xlr82xs
Before or after lights out ?
inkswitch11
as a result of
hersmokeroseupforeverandever8
The Optical dissonance in this image gave me a stroke
CausticCake
I'm starting to think the ideal home is an underground bunker, with all the neighbors revving their engines down my street and my roommates being loud af
omnipotentpasta
The supernatural bunker is about perfect
Sheldonian
I just want to Live in a cabin in the middle of the forest where no one can find it, but there are too many logistic problems with that
BackPackJohniee
Oddly enough, my retirement plan is also underground: 6 feet to be precise.
xj4low
Cremation is cheaper and won't take up land forever.
BellerophonM
Sounds expensive.
Nonsequiterconcarne24
Just burn me to ash on the work floor
TheobromineAddict
My wife and I were just discussing over breakfast that we need to make plans for a painless double suicide. That's our retirement plan.
WhereIsMyAppleQuava
Well you can wait and see how the voluntary euthanasia debate works out. Otherwise do something zany like a bunny suicide skit.
76000BatteryLlamas
Morbid but realistic
brassmule
Maybe spice things up with a double homicide?
trueunpopularopinions
Double assisted suicide!
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
Break out the old Thanatron!
commentsbadcomments
Might I suggest carbon monoxide, sleep, don’t really know it’s purposeful (insurance still pays out), easy to “accidentally” happen
ProppaGanda
With no alarms and no surprises?
Whyyeah
i feel insurance companies could somehow find this and use it as an excuse to not pay out
QuartzPoker
Carbon poisoning isn't painless. You become disoriented and have headaches. Source: Survived an accidental carbon leak. For the "Just go to sleep" experience, use nitrogen.
RoseHarmonic
Absolutely this
TypicallyVigo
...who does insurance payout to if they're both dead from a double suicide...?
commentsbadcomments
If anyone doesn’t have someone to collect life insurance after they go, may I suggest me? I could be that for you!
LoitninStroik
Children, usually. But anyone can be named a beneficiary.
TheobromineAddict
There's the rub...we have no children or other family members to take care of us, so it would be nice to leave insurance money for whomever processes the body, unless we come up with a plan that leaves no bodies behind. Remember, this has to be something that two really old and perhaps physically incompetent or weak people can do. So I'm not sure that we could pilot a boat out into the ocean, kill ourselves painlessly and automatically sink it.
woozle
JustBoone
Oh absolutely would live in the Shire in a hobbit house. When's second breakfast?
SpaceISIS
at my age, probably before first shot of insulin if I'm eating that much.
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
That's the trick. Whenever you want.
RyanHaynes
Why did the "The Daily Life" song from Dark Cloud INSTANTLY pop into my head from seeing this?
spiceass9000
Bilbo is the character I relate more with than any other else from any other story
KawaiiInari
Man, I wish I could be like Bilbo.
Hotsauceman
Before or after finding the ring?
KawaiiInari
Before