Single during the holidays...

Dec 23, 2016 10:46 PM

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Spirited tacos? Like, tacos made with tequila?

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As the receiver of the blow jobs I usually pay for the tacos, maybe I'm doing something wrong here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What sort of tacos?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the people who say this is a good trade, this is exactly why you don't stick your dick in crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Spirited* blow jobs you say....hmmm

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That's all I ask

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I love tacos.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im in!

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That's how I proposed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From whom? What? Fuck this post. I hate it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is inspiring.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm predicting that your popularity increases from this post.....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spirited tacos?

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Sold

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Sign me the fuck up

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Best fucking coment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

right? this sounds awesome

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Describe the tacos

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Crazy taco blow jobs!

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Now thats a promise i can drop my pants to

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No thanks, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right. Guinness and burritos were my plan but I can be persuaded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, at least one person in the relationship needs to be mentally stable.

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I like those things

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go on

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Is that Badger from Firefly?

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Same actor however the character is Crowley from Supernatural.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait what? Oh my god...how didn't I see it?

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Listen swine...that's the ruler of hell

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Wait...blow jobs and tacos...what kind of tacos are we talking about here?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

fish tacos

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Pink

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At the same time? That sounds like a recipe for disaster. Hot sauce and penis don't mix.

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Well...I mean, you have somebody there to lick it off. I'd risk it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes they do. So does hot sauce and clitoris. Just do no try hot sauce in the vagina, even via penis.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://oglaf.com/heats/ - stable url

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been there, done that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Voice of experience?

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Well if you had a foreskin you could protect yourself. Shame Americans have mutilated cocks

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Bro, my American foreskin is tattooed RED, WHITE, and BLUE!!! Call that "mutilation"? I call it FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

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Not all of us!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an American female, I couldn't agree with you more...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Come down to australia, you might die, but at least our dicks are alright

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

We can still give a face full of freedom sauce at any time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fuck it, I'm on my way

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