May 20, 2017 11:52 AM
MegaCorgi321
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DontcallmeLen
When your partner fucks you even after your dead.
TheSilverSeraph
Cremation ashes are mostly bones. That is kinda appropriate. Get it: bones, boner, boning. On second thought, it is not appropriate at all.
PapaUbu
UtopianDream
Ignoring the other features, who thought a glass vibrator was a good idea?
MissSpelledTattoo
Plexiglass ?
maclp2
You know, for when you and your father shared your wife that drunk evening... you can do it all over again.
PandaSexpress
I feel like I should go to church after reading that
Gnerg
Same here, and I'm an Atheist.
DontcallmeLen
When your partner fucks you even after your dead.
TheSilverSeraph
Cremation ashes are mostly bones. That is kinda appropriate. Get it: bones, boner, boning. On second thought, it is not appropriate at all.
PapaUbu
UtopianDream
Ignoring the other features, who thought a glass vibrator was a good idea?
MissSpelledTattoo
Plexiglass ?
maclp2
You know, for when you and your father shared your wife that drunk evening... you can do it all over again.
PandaSexpress
I feel like I should go to church after reading that
Gnerg
Same here, and I'm an Atheist.