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Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Beep
Bop
Ding
Dong
Blip
Bing
Toot
Tink
Mimimi
Yo
Ding
Woof
Meow
Tick
Tock
Boom
Bam
Heh
Hissss
Bop bop bop
Bop to the top
Meep
Nahda
Wooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhh
Tink
Hehe
Lol
Alrighty, hope you enjoyed all this mush.
All my love and admiration to ya all.
Boop
Beep
Poke
Awwwww
Moop
Sneep
Snoop
Woah
Rad
Biff
Bonk
Neigh
cyborgunicorn
These make me happy and sad at the same time.
S3joh22a
I like these.
PharmaceuticalEnhancement
Single, but with a vivid imagination now...
PookyButt
I'm going to send one of these every morning to my girlfriend... She is going to be confused as shit when I get to the game grumps one
Slothhugswanted
Oh my ldr shattered heart. Ill live, but man do these hit close to home and I cant share anymore.
TauCommander40K
And yet this compounds the crippling loneliness and jealousy issues in me. Or maybe I'm just a cynical cunt.
pkerteam13
boop
PerseusJackson
Some if these are a little creepy.
kozzillakilla
Anything that implies your only source of happiness is another person is creepy.
serra
I need more of these. Pronto.
370zSteve
KPuff
SonderingStrike
I'll save these for my significant-oh... right...
onecowboytoo
Hand?
thatdudethatslonely
I’m gonna be okay... I’m gonna be okay...
Laylah77
You keep on telling yourself that
newfirem
Dude, you are gonna be OK.
MizKriss
Buttrumblur
Cooooooool just got out of a LDR on Thursday.
hokyshirt
I did one of these tonight! I told my wife I love how creative her swears are when she runs into the corner of the counter.
velveteenbones
So fuck my non water proof mascara then.
ReginaKasteen
"It's all a really bad idea and will lead to trouble of the worst sort. But no matter what, every minute in her presence makes my life 1/2
ReginaKasteen
a minute more complete." - Jasper Fforde
cleverandoriginalusername
#1 Random thought: Why were Mama Bear and Papa Bear in separate beds in the first place?
rubberbuscuit2018
too many hormones here.....ugh.
Teasaurus
True, you should be in the kitchen, making me a sammich (should go without saying but issa joke)
jennym123
I like the line "If they're worth it, make them a sandwich. If they're not, why are you with them?"
tomyironmane
"Fuck you!" "Promises, promises..."
GiantButtHead
A bit too much for my taste.
KarlPhylos
A lot of these are creepily romantic if you assume one person is dead.
RapturetheCity
(You have a beautiful smile. I got it from you.) That actually made me think parent child first, then romance haha
Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
I used to feel this way about my wife but things change.. we grew apart and I fear that I'm starting to hate her..
btchfaaaaace
this dump is so.. cringey
upsidedownyhead
Gaaaay
kozzillakilla
Phattyphat
InariKitsumaruChan
Why, yes. Yes I am.
TygrF
Well that one about the Pride parade sure af is...
GiddyKipper
I'm recently in love for the first time in a while (was married for 14 years so this is new and different) ... thanks for sharing these !
MollyNapQueen
I'm gonna use #2 on my crush. Not that it will matter because she's straight.
blackholevoid10011
hmmm How can I top this? I wanna put an egg in your arse and fuck you til it scrambles
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
Dukenewcmb
annnnd now im sad and alone.
Thatburga
we all are ?
Zaradearm786
?
Idontknowwatiexpected
youknowwhatiamsaying
+1
BreakfastFoodsAreBestFoods
Well if any single girl in NY wants to get over this together, just let me know.
EmosewaHidden
Me 2 :.c
111509slartibartfast42
So many of us are
hnngh
KitchenClean
You’ll meet someone. Look for kindness and avoid red flags and even yellow cards.
LoveYoutootoo
I'm on the lookout for red flags. I need someone unstable and psychotic. You're giving good advice just saying there's someone for everyone
KitchenClean
You’re hilarious. I had a friend like you, he looked for “bat-shit crazy”.They’re interesting but they’d just abruptly leave. Heartbreaking.