SkippyTheWonderHamster
111098
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PUBG vs DBG
Jul 5, 2017 2:24 PM
SkippyTheWonderHamster
111098
1971
72
Ryvaldus
Can confirm as accurate.
vintagebroad
You forgot create work flow charts
JackyB
Goddammit Kevin
forresthopkinsa
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AGILE /s
OrnothologicalEsquire
The accuracy of this graph is staggering
swedishmetalhead
As a team lead of a dev team. Yes.
RobJenkins
Fine but I don't see any masturbation in the first column. I'm with you on the rest of it
Memaleph
Thanks OP for reminding me I've got to provide results on a project tomorrow and I've still all much to do...
scotbot6
There's always a fucking Kevin
LurkMasterP
Yeah so, not a bar, but - hear me out - a self-storage lot. Perfect business!
PoppinLochNessHopster
And you can break into people's storage units and steal any expensive shit you find and blame it on thieves for insurance!
M4nFle5h
Wow is that what hapends when you hit rock bottom?
pry0rie
What a long, hellish ride.
cmbuckley
People who agree with this are either working in a terrible team, or terrible at working in a team, or both.
0xFADE
Yeah, mostly because business accomplishes things by having meetings while the exact opposite is true of the development side.
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
HaniiPuppy
Jesus christ lol
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
So in short, just do heroine at the beginning?
drdavessardogs
That's heroin, not heroine or Hermione or Henrietta....
drdavessardogs
Fucking Kevin....
dellai
I hate SCRUM too, its the reason I quit programming
DefunkMyJunk
That's what I *REALLY* hate about programming, all the meta-programming. I have had projects in school that we could have easily done in a
DefunkMyJunk
couple of weeks but due to all the mandatory project management (part of the score) it took months
TheRealDinotron
The longer I work with Agile methodologies the more I feel it's a huge mistake.
FatMatt5
I hope he gets payed by the hour
Theresadropbearoverthere
Sooo... Was this a group effort, or nah?
blkbox
Things deescalated slowly yet continuously.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Bats has more side kicks that work with him than most of the DC universe. In fact, the bat family is huge
SkippyTheWonderHamster
jenesasquatch
"Things start looking dark"
Splosions
HEROIN!
DJTrickyM
ᴿᵘᶰ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳᵒᶦᶰ
polymetricr
T h i n g s S t a r t G e t t i n g V e r y B l u r R y . . .
SandWhip
OnlyCommentNeverPost
fuck i've thought about buying a bar
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
This ship needs a wine bar.
imooforyou
Its pretty common. Most people go to a bar after a hard day or to have a good time. Associate that establishment with stress relief.
SkippyTheWonderHamster
I'd like to recommend that you stay the hell away from heroin.
myrdin
bullshit just don't run out of it
AngryRaven
Feel free to explore your gay cannabilism fantasies to your hearts content though. Enjoy the journey into the endless dark!
thelittletrainthatcanteven
What if it's good Heroin?
RogueOfHeart
Oh well thats the obvious exception
SkippyTheWonderHamster
Then you run out of heroin faster?
TotesNotTheNSA
Name it Puzzles
knobhoblin
Or Task
Gorglax9
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Whys it called puzzles?
IFUCKINGLOVEAMERICA
That's the puzzle!
foiltoiler
I have a few years bartending experience and Ive managed a small go kart track for a couple years as well. I'll happily run your bar for you
OnlyCommentNeverPost
in hypothetical land that'd be great. but unfortunately its not possible for me right now
IRandomLurker
"Gay cannibalism fantasy websites"
LittleKnownOne
Cannibal*
AnPeople
Thank you Tumblr
Shmiddty
It's just a bunch of cock-gobblers talking about gobbling cocks.
sleete
Pretty much
TheForceRestrained
IRandomLurker
Considering your name it is xD
TheForceRestrained
MY NAME IS A VIDEO GAME REFERENCE!!!!!!
dolphindreamsandsatan
I just favorited this. Not sure what that says about my current status...
imooforyou
A good sense of humor? I almost clicked next because it started off as something only a student could relate to. It got dark and hilarious.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Yep... Good for a chuckle...
Ronelyn
You guys really need to hire a decent Agile coach, dude.
ZacharyZheng
Agile?
dolphindreamsandsatan
dot
Minisham
Software development methodologies. Aims to make developing stuff as a team easier but the problem is everyone has their own version of it
Ronelyn
To be fair, the whole idea is you customize it to work best with your team. You're *supposed* to mix and match.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Thank you. I was however, taking this somewhere much more existential! ;-)
Minisham
Oh you still can don't let me stop you