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Nov 10, 2016 3:41 AM
Addicted2Groove
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SteakForPresident
Those dudes are crazy
Beatdrums
They way she stands there as a fucking lamp lol
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Scrolling through usersub the past two days
Robertcook1968
Appears to be pretending to not be a drag queen also
jaygrim101
Rips4w
I didnt realize Adele had this affliction.
piggystylez
hate all you want, but all I see is a lady whose fetish is my lying on the couch
r2linad2
Is this not normal?
RobbieDigital28
emptykeg
This is just spectacular
DrKriegersClone
I can't believe nobody was reminded of https://verbalirony.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-11-at-7-57-24-am.png yet.
ThePerfectGif
I was. I can looking for this, actually.
iraqlobsta
Is....is this real life?
BlackberryCobbler
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality..Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see.. I'm a footstool
Picc4dilly
To everyone: it's just a parody. These are two dragqueens, who have a YT Channel together, if I recall correctly.
ByTorandthesnowdog1
I love lamp
BlackberryCobbler
I LOVE LAMP!
dude1990
Can I rent her for party's? It's hard to get the card table legs even.
sjmagoo
I really couldn't chair less about this post... get it, chair? ... I'll see myself out.
BlackberryCobbler
I seat what you did there...
jersi0
BubbleGumNoel
ha ha ha ha ha xD thank you for this - too funny
VeryMoistTowelettes
sjones78
What is that from? So disturbing! I was fine with a tranny Adele being furniture but that was just odd.
VeryMoistTowelettes
A movie called Marquis. It's on youtube. Don't watch it. You'll have a bad time
sjones78
I believe you, thank you friend.
yeoldefrog
Is that a fucking Blair witch doll hanging from her neck?
ashertaz
No, just a Blair Witch doll. The fucking Blair Witch doll looks different.
BadToTheBoner
I freaking lost it at when she became a washing machine
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Ahaha same!!!
RegisteredFlex0ffender
TechKiddz
She has evolved into her final form
XtremeFapperino
when the acid kicks in
SederHishtalshelus
Should be top comment
AmIMadOrInsane
It's a joke. A parody of the real thing.
raptorsoldier
lilchocolatebearcub
This is gold
Ultrafire3
That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!
noviusx
°^°
DaughterOfADomme
Source: Raised by a Dominatrix. -> This is a real thing, in the BDSM community it's called objectification, people are actually used as 1/2
SteveMND
Forniphilia. I've been meaning to make a gallery of it here at some point, but just never get around to it.
PriestOfLordVote
Lord Vote judges no one so long as they follow the three rules of Safety, Sanity, and Consensuality. He does raise a godly eyebrow, however.
TheNealRigga
EndangeredTang
Thats not the source its a parody video. This may be a parody comment though.
DaughterOfADomme
Someone asked if it was a real thing; I remember a lot of human footstools. I don't know if this gif is a real confession (I suspect not)
DaughterOfADomme
furniture. It is a form of humiliation play. In extreme cases some people may even want to be used as ash trays or 'human toilets'.
ThePerfectGif
here2laugh
twiddlingmythumbslikeafucktard
V
ACheapskateFaery
this is adorable. dot save this.
LeRyanator
I don't know what's more frightening; the fact that she likes to be furniture, or the style of makeup those ladies are rocking.
bingotown
Well, it takes a pretty thick base layer to cover up the dude.
chunkymasa
mkay first things first, the video is a joke, you can look it up, secondly, these ladies are in drag, and big flashy make up is common
LeRyanator
ActualSkeleton
K
VoPo
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmsQGnkd9U
brayhern
THE BEST EVER
MaggieSmithsSass
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Lax44ros
Doing Gods work man, finally able to lighten up day of some friens at work :D
SilverKytten
Thank you. I hope you're wearing a cape.
stinkbutt
I guess Adele did stuff before singing about saying hi.
fracturematt
Thanks for the early morning laugh
Phenome
Hi from the opposing plane.
aboxacaraflatafan
Greetings originating in the opposite position, I believe hyperbolically that my attempts to contact you reached one thousand
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
@sarah we need comment favorites
Phenome
In order to express to you my regret for the totality of my actions.
aboxacaraflatafan
However, it is as though you are vacant from the premises of your dwelling upon every attempt to contact you.
SuperTacticalSandwich
It's always the 6'2" lumberjacks that want to be drag queens.
GVLiz
I take it you don't know many transvestites? The brawny ones are easy to ID as male, but small, skinny guys pass unsuspected! Be wary, STS!
SuperTacticalSandwich
I can USUALLY tell. There are some around here that are borderline passable but they're always a bit off.
nattfilm
blairmichod
Some evidence shows a causal link between testosterone levels (which affect height) and fetish development, such as crossdressing.
SuperTacticalSandwich
'casual data'. Does that mean there's a correlation between testosterone and cross dressing, or just that its possible?
blairmichod
'CaUSal' as in 'cause' not casual. Some evidence suggests this, but not enough studies have been done, because it's hard to study this.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Causal - not a commonly used word or one that I was expecting. Thanks for the correction and info.
blairmichod
It is confusing! Because 'caSUal link' also means something but is distinct. Casual means that the link is only correlational and NOT caSUal
BulbasaurusRekt
CotPookie
I laughed harder at this than Ops vid
ssj5legend
Perfect reaction if I ever saw one
Ultrafire3
(don't worry its not real)
testacruel
Great name and a great gif
Panzerhund3
bender844
You guys...honestly think this is real? What?
TomDelongeSayingWhatTheFuck
LeviathanOfTheDeep
This is a better version
thedickpickjudge
This is usersub gold
dirtyketchup
Is this a serious video?
Marinator5000
Thre3zekiel
Usersub?! This is regular television programming!
notenoughmail
Which is worth what... 3.50?
2fligh2high
Skittleballs
Yup. Xhe identifies as tablekin. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, HUMAN KIN SCUM!
iSayMeanThingsSometimesSorry
TheHaloFollower
Why doesn't this have more votes
ActuallyAPirate
We were here
ArousedWizard
Arrgghhh
MarlboromanMat
And yet she honestly believes that her partner can't see her being "furniture". It's like, "Where did that new table come from? "
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Maybe she thought: "aw my partner bought a new table for us."
Skittleballs
Dude, this is a parody. BUt I can see how SJWs have made it very, very hard to identify parody int hat field anymore...
DidoModesto
matrix is broken
humbook
What are you talking about. People eat toilet paper and have sex with their cars and they film it. That's why it's hard to identify parody.
SkinnerTBD
is this a parody or the real thing?
Fancyrobot101
It's actually the real thing I watched the episode before
humbook
I totally believed it! People have sex with their cars man
kickapoojoyjuice
Parody
PeterNormal
the TLC show is also basically parody.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Does it matter?
JohnnyTitelips
The fact that you can't really tell says something about what is happening to the world.
HsasFsdfsa
Yeah but this is prob a fetish not an "addiction" - being used as furniture is a common bdsm thing
AlfaWulfrick
Thank you I didn't want to say it.
HsasFsdfsa
Shush, chairs don't talk silly.
AlfaWulfrick
More like haven't given permission to speak. Lol kinky
ThePunetrator
I legitimately couldn't tell either, and wouldn't have been surprised either way.
thebaconmustache
They both look like Adele
damnitdan
It's like "...Am 12 years old and am pregnant as fuck!"
Sadpandathesad
"I eat dog food"
damnitdan
"My favorite flavor of popsickle is dick!"
Sadpandathesad
Omg yes! I forgot that one!!
damnitdan
That's the one I never forget! Lol
pallentx
Its men who actually pretend to be women pretending to do a story about a woman who pretends to be furniture.
TaylorTaco
"I'm not actually a horse... I'm a broom"
Xathraphor
It's getting hard to tell, at this point.
missleadinginiformation
Really? I think the opposite.
eathotdog
Facial structure names it obvious.
stealthrs
It's two shemales who think they're funny on youtube
stealthrs
State facts, get downvoted. Welcome to Imgur. The new home of SJWs... Meanwhile, "Two dragqueens who have a yt channel" has +928.
unclestankstank
You mean two beautiful, strong, hilarious divas that threaten your puny manhood? /s
Lethalshroud
Please tell me you're joking.
unclestankstank
The "/s" denotes sarcasm.
ArthurHastings
i like it how you both got downvoted to hell
lapisknight
What this guy said
HeyMicky
Shut the fuck up
unclestankstank
It's an individual comment. It's already been made. What's there to "shut the fuck up?"
MrMeeseeksDoinThangs
Has anyone ever asked you if you're autistic?
thisismyusernamepleaseloveme
*eats popcorn* please continue
MrMeeseeksDoinThangs
Ok UncleStankStank.
Picc4dilly
Parody. Two dragqueens who have a yt channel
LettucePrime
Oh shit. They're dragqueens.
Acampkin
Yep, search up Olympia Avalanche on facebook and you'll find the duo
quetzlcoatlus
There's a lot of hair in that apartment.
Savinguptobebroke
Here I was thinking "wow I'd smash" now I'm like "I've never been drunk but I still probably would"
newsguycraigevans
I was just thinking they both do an excellent job of impersonating dudes in drag.
GrumpyGrump
Sauce?
JasonWaterfaIIs
Black bean
BananaForScaIe
Actually there's a servitude kink for being used as furniture. I've sat on a human couch.
YourPalCthulhu
Pray do tell more
BananaForScaIe
What do you wanna know? It's often done at the same kink weekends as pony races and such.
YourPalCthulhu
Everything. Very confused.
GuiltRiddenTrespasser
They're guys??
Acampkin
Yep, search up Olympia Avalanche on facebook and you'll find the duo
DickPicEnthusiast
Aaaaaand someone found a new fetish. Kudos on expanding your horizons!
Spongybunny
Either I'm very naive or they're really good at drag. I just thought those girls wore way too much makeup.
CrazyLizardLady86
Bless your cotton socks, hun, but nooooo
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Obligatory, 'oh honey' comment
lapisknight
Oh honey
Whydontyougofuckyourself
I've seen to much RuPaul Drag Race to even begin to be fooled
Pacobellincarnate
I honestly thought the first chick was Adele
Cambino
Oh, honey.
Aanjay
Because what you see isn't always the truth.
onomatopoesie
all the points to you
laavakala
See them with them hands
Spongybunny
As a lady with man-hands, I didn't pay much attention to them.
bhikku
very, very, naive. you should probably avoid singapore nightclubs
blainetog
Or, should he? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SeanAker
Personally I'm a big fan of the surprise penis. The less you can tell, the more enjoyable it is when you find out!
SuddenlySeymour
are you thinking of Thailand? :)
browsib
Very appropriate gif
bhikku
I've sailed to singapore quite a few times actually, cleanest place i've ever been. a bit too strict on the rules though.
Isaislol
Thailand is not so much drag queens as transwomen, but I'm not sure Singapore has a big drag culture. I'd say avoid Manchester for drag.
10tacles
If he can't tell the difference them I would say go for it! Expand your horizons and some parts of your body too!
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Spongybunny
I'm a lady, but I'll take the advice!
ICantFindTheRightUsername
I love that you have to ask.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
If you watch at least a few episodes of a single show on TLC, you would have to ask.
MosEisleyPhotography
Legit question.
10tacles
Why? do you think furniturekin is ridiculous and there is no way people are into that?
Jamesbaxster
Well they recorded someone eating toilet paper and made a tv show out of it once soooo...
LoTRFanatic42
One guy was addicted to eating plastic bags.
WickedFlowers
I had this girl who babysit me as a kid who convinced me paper plates were supposed to be eaten. My mom found it hilarious.
ehhidunno
The one where a lady the ashes of her dead boyfriend.
ICantFindTheRightUsername
the lady what?
ehhidunno
She actually had a compulsion to consume the ashes of her cremated boyfriend's remains.
ehhidunno
I left the key word "eat" out. Whoops!
Addeen
And about a girl who ate matresses...
Matrican
I am loosing faith in humanity with each comment.
imguriaaaan
me too, but at the same time i'm lovin every bit of it.
Addeen
Just be happy it's rare enough that it's gets on tv :)
IHeartDicks
And that guy who was in a relationship with a bunch of inflatable animals
Addeen
Im pretty sure that abides to several imgurians haha
thedonnerparty
And the girl who wouldn't stop eating emory boards.
CodySage
I think it's is a TLC show, "my strange addiction" can anyone confirm?
HopelessDrew
Its a Table Ladders and Chairs show?
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
yep, I'm pretty sure everyone on that show was faking/acting because it was always so over the top.
BlackberryCobbler
You mean that guy really didn't have a loving sexual relationship with his car?? WHAT? lol They were all pretty bizarre
TheHighCourt
But great
TheHighCourt
That episode where the widowed lady slowly eats her husband's ashes then is devastated when they start to run out... Seriously
Tinebra
That lady that drank nail polish. I tried it too instantly and it burnt my tongue like hell, dunno how she drink entire cups of that.
sweatypepperoni
The lady that carried the dolls head around
sweatypepperoni
The lady that bathed in bleach
sweatypepperoni
The lady that drank gasoline
sweatypepperoni
The lady that ate dryer sheets
UsernameOkay
it's a parody of the show
SpartaWolf117
You know it's bad when you can't tell the difference
ByThePowerOfGreySkull
Yeah I've seen this episode a few times, it's not the strangest one out there unfortunately
2fligh2high
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ByThePowerOfGreySkull
I thought I had seen it in an episode, clearly my memory is foggy between YouTube videos & TV, they all start meshing together
BritishBatman
...what is?
CodySage
The one who drinks gasoline makes me beyond uncomfortable
fuckyouyoufuckingfuckedupfuckingfuck
The lady slowly eating her husband's cremains is the strangest one I've seen
ByThePowerOfGreySkull
It's a toss up between the woman who eats the sponge of mattresses and couches, and the guy who eats plastic bags
ByThePowerOfGreySkull
Or the chick who eats plastic, from remotes to cd cases, and the chick who drinks & bathes in bleach