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RebelInTheMaking
My first thought, "You are bootly"... okay, if you say so
ShitSteve0Says
The one about the school shooting kid in the alien doesn't make sense. He's a raver and probably super happy and all about life.
BatmansSidePiece
Lol! Fuck that dog, chow mein is delicious!
vtwarthog
okay that harriet tubman 12s was solid
TheePieMan
Ugh, I was eating Domino's pizza before that image of the dead chick showed up. Yuckk.. Imgur please.
YouHaveToRiskItForTheBiscuit
That last one tho
flatdeer
Splendaddy.
cptkipard
Too many ♻s
iPretend
For real though I still have chronic back pain from the thickest bitch in the club
kjams
Every time one of these threads makes the FP, I picture a nerdy chubby white kid (AKA me) writing it.
Searcher
SHOES ON THE BED?!
notirrelevant
Wow, all new ones! +1
ArcRay
"you are bootly" what?
DickDickadomeOwnerOfTheDicksdaleDickadome
"Ugg-my" Ugg is a brand of boot
StonedPancake
I really gotta stop reading these posts in class, it's way too hard to keep myself from laughing at these.
hopethisisarelevantname
Me too. Best part: I'm the teacher.
denimwizard
it's ok to call all white kids school shooters but call a black guy a bike thief and i get shot at and my bike stolen... smh
jesusisherelookbusy
AlexImguram
#12 feels like the sort of thing I shouldn't laugh at, but its the one which made me laugh the hardest
cunttliflower
Now I gotta go back to the top and count
SensibleChuckler
DerHaupt
thats the stuff
Tuen
Splenda Daddy? Too rich. I'm so broke, I'm the salt daddy!
Crimpmonkey
a couple thousand years too late for this to be a good thing.
always1haveparis
Salt has been a valuable commodity at times. According to Pliny, salary is directly named after the ration of salt given to a Roman soldier
WisdomPlaytime
Splenda is a lot more expensive than sugar.
BlueBallsFireCrotch
I'm wayyyy too high for that side nigga main nigga pic
tehviolator
I was looking for this comment
TimidWallflower
2k14
indigoleopard
Kids used to write that shit all over the school bus when I was a teenager. 2k7 Ya Bass
Aragorgonzola
It's all about efficiency
washismycopilot
Isn't he a raver from the 90s, though?
johnny2hats
This bothers me more than it should.
OrangeJuiceBawks
I love the Harriet Tubman and Jerusalem shoe line
highstream
I don't get the Jerusalem Shoe one
poopdecktragedy
Wait 3 days
Pegussu
Tubman shoes are better for running. Jerusalem shoes are better for walking long distances.
thecyprus
I feel saddened that your brilliant comment will only be seen by few.
Melyeter
Day 1234, still no idea how or what busting a nut actually is
lyndt
I always feel bad for the armless guy every time i see him. Someone tell me its just photoshopped to look like that.
MaximumBork
you don't have to feel bad - sticks and stones can break my bones, but words are armless
5Fingers
Yeah, there are people who don't have arms and they really don't need your pity. This man never has to do dishes, as if he needs pity.
lyndt
I would say sympathy not pity. Its a bit inhuman to see other's face issues and not care. "Oh they have cancer? More time off work for them"
5Fingers
If you want people to think you're sympathetic, you probably shouldn't say things like you feel sorry for them or that you hope their 1/2
5Fingers
arms are photoshopped. That's like Not Being a Dick 101. Get it together man.
freenna
White girl code: "you are bootly"...oh.
xClaireBearx
Me too.
Odb718
still dont get it
freenna
"You are ugly"...those are Uggs!
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
except white girls love Uggs, so couldn't that be a complement?
Odb718
I knew it was something like that. Couldnt remember the other name for them
max22imus
Proof that not all black twitter posts are funny
obligatoryguy
Thanksman.gif
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Idk man, I actually "lol'd" at #8 and #10
SederHishtalshelus
Ask yourself why you care
max22imus
Ask yourself why you care whether or not I care....
SederHishtalshelus
Careception
max22imus
The 3 month delay really makes this comment. Well done, sir
snickerssatisfies
there are carrots up that dead girls ass
malterego
thank you
612yeezus
I'm disgusted. The recipe clearly called for yams. Fucking savages.
cyberiak
Not just her ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -)
TemetNosce000
Nothing less than 14 carrot jewelry
jesusisherelookbusy
Not just up her ass. Look closely...
sunisastar
It adds flavor
hornyninja
The comments loaded before the pictures, so I just read your comment and was really startled
jammieness
*Sigh* *Unzips*
AnniCannibal
As a cannibal, oooh yes. For flavor. Everybody knows that carrots and ginger go together.
jacite
I found that porn site once upon a time. The internet is a strange strange place.
matenendez
Ahhhh yes the carrots are the weirdest thing about that.
Nucas
I can't find that one funny because I know some guy made that to jack off to and that legitimately disturbs me
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the intended 'story' behind the image anyway.
CrabWallet
How dare he tend to his own boner without checking for your approval first.
Nucas
how dare i find murder/cannibalism revolting without making sure the cannibalism white knight approves first.
CrabWallet
I didn't see any murder or cannibalism. I saw an unrealistic representation of it.
DaveExclamationMark
As someone who likes vore, but also knows it's a pretty fucked up thing to like, I should point out that most vore doesn't involve death.
Nucas
you want to share that with the whole world, be ready for judgement. you're free to do it, but your freedom isn't a gag in my mouth.
CrabWallet
Freedom is literally a meaningless concept when it's subject to reprisal. You're a sloppy thinker, brah.
nelshai
Vore fetishests confuse me so much. Asked one once "Why do you want to be eaten." Her reply was just "Seems like fun." Like wtf.
BardicLasher
KillerCaitie
Most chicks want to be eaten... just not like this.
StarmanUltra
Vore hits on a lot of different fetishes at once. I personally enjoy the submission/helplessness aspect.
iDrinkDrano
Total submission can factor into that for some, too
CountVorkosigan
What makes you horny and what makes sense are two different things. "Why yes, I'm sexually attracted to being injured," is common enough.
nelshai
I can understand masochism. Some people are wired in weird ways. But vore? That's kinda... Deadly. :p Yet people still do it.
CountVorkosigan
I come from the dark side of the net and I can tell you that vore is only 2/3 of the way to WTF. Try punching "guro" into a search box.