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Leak: ALOLA EKANS IS A WATER TYPE
IF YOU DONT KNOW THE ANSWER YOU ARE A LITERAL PIECE OF GARBAGE YOU CASUAL
No but seriously this shit just blew my mind
send cool stuff and or boobs?
DrWilliamHorriblePhD
dragontrihard
POKEMANS!
officerjt
TIL I'm the same height as Gengar.
ShatterResistant
Bunch of cabbages; I love it!
Puppydonk
BULBA BULBA BULBASAUR!
iwilltakewhatyousaidandmakeitdirtysomehow
Forget Ekans we all know snakes can swim, that Starmie is about to cartwheel across the FUCKING OCEAN!!!
underlord2132
You missed out the caption/tumblr chat whatever that goes with the bulbasaur, charizard and picachu one.
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
The Ekans is what got me. +1
MiasmaCorrigan
celinedion gets me every time +1
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
MY CABBAGES!!!
MehWasTooShort
*Graceful chanting intensifies*
P0TATOS
( . )( . )
hehenawnevermind
im surprised at how shocked i felt at the guy who didnt recognize bulbasaur. but for real tho what the fuck
JapaneseStudentTadashii
I always wished I had hips like Mewtwo, glad to know I'm not the only one
ElMexicutioner
To this day it still amazes me that Mewtwo does not learn Megakick.
TheFluffyFapple
Running the old Physical sweeper mewtwo back in the day?
IHatePuns
Mewtwo can though. Gen 3 move tutor.
Muppetwarior
Those cabbages just like to sing.
halcyon240
Snakes can swim. I believe you in, Ekans.
preaction
I now seriously want everyone I know to record their own ringtone as them saying their own name like a Pokemon.
Evyreid
What is Ekans doing? Its best.
Vasilis777
Someone needs to make a Broclops img Brock with the Cyclops visor
Felman
References to sex and masturbation along with sexy pics is ok. But god damn it don't you dare say fuck. Oh my lord, think of the children!
ZyriaTheGreat
1/2 Also, does, no one else realize that when the Rescue Team games released, they could both also be put into the same handheld. Blue went
ZyriaTheGreat
2/2 into the top of the DS, while Red went into the bottom, matching the art on the boxes? Also, sorry for the extra comma after does in 1/2
ISarabi
*Clarity Clarence*
TheSwanPrincess
Is "thick" a good thing or a bad thing? :-/
TheMagicGoat
Both. In the UK and Ireland it more commonly means stupid. In America it means they have good hips. By context I'd say it's the latter.
thefatlonelyjew
Good but the exact definition is subjective
Myfirstnamewaschosen
"Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."
Kangarou
Good, when it's actual curves. Although, understand that thin can be just as valuable (to those of equally valid opinions).
marylanddd
lol Kangarou treading light on this one. not trying to have the anti-curve coalition boycott you :p
GarrettSteube
I grabbed my sign but put it down by the end of the comment.... So close there
illegalacorn
depends on the tastes of the person as well. I don't care for 'thick' myself. just my opinion.
TachyonCode
Thick: "Attractively well-endowed in terms of body mass distribution in the hip region". As opposed to Thick: "Intellectually oblivious".
mrmcspicy
Thick is good. Used mostly by folks in urban areas. "Gurl you thick" "thank you"
AlmightyyCres
It's a good thing but there's a difference between thick and being a little fat. Thick is slim stomach juicy thighs ass and chest to me.
IAlwaysFavoriteFood
Yes
AlecStarling
If people ask why you need their height for their contact info, you can explain that it's to know if they're tall enough to have sex with
icypants
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
Spacebread
"You must be at least this high to ride this ride."
plutus34
Everyone's the same height in bed.
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
thats a great idea, saves you the awkwardness
ArekFairbairn
I'm about as tall as a Gengar.
Crackmuffin
I'm actually 4'11'' must mean i'm a Gengar. Boo.
corditedelite
6'7... Whats up
AlecStarling
shiquo
ᴾᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ᵐᵉ ʰᵒʷ
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
I wanna climb you like a tree and then slide down like a firehouse pole
Kangarou
The woman in #1 is Esther Baxter.
ithoughtyousaidgoat
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littlemirrorsatourfeet
So being "thick" is a good thing?
mediocrejoker
+1 Scholar
guerro89
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realwomenfightnaked
Tumblr manages to make pokemon sexual and weird..
EvilCatLordOfEvil
There's Charizard and Pikachu being all epic and then there's Bulbasaur doing absolutely fucking nothing
drewbizzle
That is my personal favorite
flightlessfruit
he could be taking in sunshine in preparation for solar beam, just saying. (though he actually is about to vine whip in that scene)
ABrokeAssGamer
He's obviously using Leer.
TineyTurtle
squirtle aint contributing either but everyone gives shit to bulbi
EvilCatLordOfEvil
squirtle's not even in th- oH WAIT SHIT well you are right good sir
HeyCasButt
If you look closely you can also see squirtle doing jack shit
2sday
He's obviously getting ready to use hyperbeam!
ExodusDei
*Solar Beam. Bulbasaur cannot learn Hyper Beam.
SteevyT
He's doing his best.
Rapiecage
he's about to pull out his vine whip. I remember the scene from the last time the gif was debunked.
nickbuzz
I mean, compared to the other two, vine whip is sort of a lame move to use...
aPokal
that's NOT what she said.
AjaniGoldmane
Well if I remember correctly weren't they deflecting the poke balls mewtwo made? So vine whip is pretty useful
ihaveatinyPP
To answer the who is the first. All are correct. In gen 1 mew was the original, in mythos arce is creator, pokedex is bulba, and rhydon 1/2
levyathyn
But the question doesn't say 'was'. It says 'is'. Since all the previous WERE first, that leaves only Bulbasaur who can still be first.
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ThreeCores
Imgur: A place where people invite you to enjoy their massive dumps.
NeutralMilkHotelisOverated
Ok so we're ignoring the username
TheThingsTheyCarried
What's wrong with it?
Jetg10
Not Hitler, that's for sure
ISarabi
Sent to BF immediately after seeing the image: "Chronologically in-universe, chronologically out-of-universe, or in the Pokédex?"
ihaveatinyPP
Rhydon was first pokemon designed.
Meqad
No, Rhydon was the first pokémon patented
ImFirecrackerJimGoddamnit
I get the other 3, but how is Rhydon correct? I says first pokemon, not the first designed, which he definitely is not.
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Themeguy
Rhydon was the first pokemon ever created by the creators of the game. Which is why he's on the list.
ImFirecrackerJimGoddamnit
Oooh, ok that makes more sense.
dragonsscorn
It's also why the sprites for statues and many pokemon in the first gen games look like Rhydon
TheWayADrillWorks
But the Gen IV mythos is stupid though...
ihaveatinyPP
It is also Cannon. So there's that
SciGuy
Sort of. It's cannon that's the myth. It's possible that Kanto and Johto just have different mythologies.
TheWayADrillWorks
The "it's a myth" explanation does solve my main issue with it - that you have Pokemon that control the universe itself which are (1/?)
TheWayADrillWorks
not only able to be knocked out by well trained, run of the mill Pokemon, but also perfectly okay with being stuffed into tiny balls (2/?)
TachyonCode
The word... is CANON. Sounds the same, but doesn't launch big heavy metal balls.
CoyoteTraveller
At least it's not head cannon.
RichardNyxon
But Flash Canon is Cannon and launches big heavy metal balls of energy
SciGuy
Indeed it is. Seems I turned autocorrect back on again by accident.
flightlessfruit
both sink ships, though.
PhoenixQueenAzula
AbridgedKirito
Rhydon IRL, Arceus in game
Spenerbane
Bulbasaur 1st in the pokedex, Mew was the 1st pokemon Arceus created, Rhydon was the 1st pokemon developed and arceus created the universe.
Bacxaber
We know.
HeyCasButt
allegedly*
LoopStricken
Intriguing.
BedlamEnigma
No Arceus made the Creation Trio first. If you take an Arceus to the Ruins of Alph it'll actually show you the world's creation.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Arceus is still literally God.
BedlamEnigma
It'll then let you choose an egg of either Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina.
Xikiri
I just spent forty minutes of my time researching the hell out of this because I had absolutely no idea. Thanks, Imgur.
BedlamEnigma
um... you're welcome?